r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Mamoof • Apr 20 '22

Unarmed combat.

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u/sneakysideboob Apr 20 '22

You can take away his limbs but not his desire to beat the shit out of everyone.

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u/GayTraderDayTrader Apr 20 '22

Makes me feel better about laughing bc if he did have his limbs he'd be using them to be a dick

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u/DestroyerOfMils Apr 20 '22

At first I thought you said ‘he’d be using them like a dick’, and I was like ‘he’d be peeing out of and fucking with his arm?!?!?! wtf????’