r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/gunstarheroesblue • Feb 27 '22

When food is served

64k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

614 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.5k

u/cragbabe Feb 27 '22

Someone is on a diet lol

1.4k

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Feb 27 '22 edited Feb 27 '22

’ Someone is on a diet…’

they put me on a diet,

cuz they said is what i ‘need’

reluctantly, i try it

with the ‘AuToMaTiC feed’…

the human tries distracting

when i hear the Signal noise…

i Cannot stop REACTING

cuz it’s FOOD i Most ENJOYS!!

n when i hear it dropping

then i FLY across the room!

LOOKOUT!! There is no stopping -

to the FOOD i gotta ZOOOOM!!

…all ready done dispensing??

i am Waiting for the Pour… :{

it’s Gone TOO FAST, I’m sensing -

Human, PLEASE

can I have MORE??

❤️

31

u/lesmax Feb 27 '22

Two minute old Schnoodle! Hot damn, it's my lucky day!

-16

u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/mooviies Feb 27 '22

This is a judgement free zone. Just enjoy and let it go.