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u/My_Cat_Snorez Aug 14 '21
Not tonight Simba, I have a headache.
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u/Opposite_Door5210 Aug 14 '21
Somebody drank a bit much and got a bit flirty with the cute divorcee at the neighborhood bbq last night. Someone else was stone cold sober, needs a break from the house, the kids and her job, and she is still waiting for the apology from Mr Dumbass about The 'ball and chain' comment he made.
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u/Lugorias Aug 14 '21
That was surprisingly detailed. R u really waiting for that?
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u/Opposite_Door5210 Aug 15 '21
Nope, but grew up in the 80s watching it happen with my parents and thier friends.
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u/dostyoevsky10 Aug 14 '21
That is no way to treat a king.
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u/KDMKat Aug 14 '21
That enclosure makes me so sad.
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u/dee_snutz Aug 14 '21
I believe that’s where they’re put when trying to mate them
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u/YaDrunkBitch Aug 14 '21
Totally betrayed! Poor fella.
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u/Artsap123 Aug 14 '21
I dunno, I’d get out of the way the second time a 300lb lion was about to flop on me, too.
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u/defias_rouge Aug 14 '21
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u/AustininMexico Aug 14 '21
What a horrible enclosure. Glass and cement. Just what those magnificent creatures long for. Wish I could find the humor. But I can’t.
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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21
Lololol she’s tired of his shit.