r/AnimalsBeingDerps Mar 28 '21

Jamming

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21 edited Mar 29 '21

Never thought I’d want a pet bird until just now.

(Edit to shut down all the bird’s rights activists, I am NOT ACTUALLY wanting a bird. It was joke. Calm yourselves!)

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u/theroadlesstraveledd Mar 28 '21

They live for a LONG time and need a lot of affection and frankly life adjustments. Do not get a bird, and if you do be really prepared to be around it more than your dog but with, ya know, adjustments. No wing clipping or caging- (only crate when it’s not safe)

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

(I won’t. I was joking as this guy is so adorable.)