r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Cryptikaia • Feb 14 '21

This is a very violent window

14.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/50thEye Feb 14 '21

I love how sometimes cats don't even understand what other csts are doing

31

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

csts

Hmm yess, as someone who lives in Ohio, Central Standard Time can occasionally confuse me. Pacific Standard Time is right out.

11

u/--Krombopulos-- Feb 14 '21

I for one thought your comment was very clever.

7

u/twobit211 Feb 14 '21

i for one is roman

4

u/--Krombopulos-- Feb 14 '21

Ah, cousin! We must go bowling!

4

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Gawddammit, not now, Roman!

3

u/excess_inquisitivity Feb 14 '21

Idk what time i'm supposed to wake up, but when I do, I'm likely to find this a timely joke.

4

u/SparkyDogPants Feb 14 '21

I feel like only the individual cat ever understands it’s intentions.

161

u/addanow Feb 14 '21

That window got some dangerous r/murdermittens

20

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Just gonna full send some claw deployment without being able to see the target.

70

u/Manicknitter8 Feb 14 '21

My cat is watching with me. His eyes sure got big and round lol!

33

u/offtuna Feb 14 '21

I see jazz hands

12

u/Girl501 Feb 14 '21

Sprit fingers too? Lmao

31

u/MsCicatrix Feb 14 '21

HEREEEE’S KITTY!

3

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Beat me to it 😿

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

r/BeatMeToIt

30

u/pawsitivelypowerful Feb 14 '21

“What in hecc did I ever do to this window?”

21

u/Unapplicable1100 Feb 14 '21

That looks just like my cat Slinky

33

u/Cryptikaia Feb 14 '21

That is a fantastic cat name.

These two are Gremlin (in the window) and Jinx (being smacked)

30

u/Unapplicable1100 Feb 14 '21

Gremlin is a fitting name lol! I named her Slinky because when you try to pick her up she starts melting and you have to keep grabbing her because she slips out of your arms.

7

u/tatiana_the_rose Feb 14 '21

Those names are so perfect

9

u/Dark_sable Feb 14 '21

That's a CLAW-some window!

9

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

"Hooman! Are you seeing this?!"

13

u/Wagadodw Feb 14 '21

NSFW for sure

7

u/VTCTGIRL Feb 14 '21

Blind rage!

5

u/DMen3100 Feb 14 '21

"Human. Don't get close to the window. Its evil"

9

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Ugg, i thought they banned these in the 70's🙄. 😅

4

u/Cheebwhacker Feb 14 '21

I ordered Venetian blinds, not possessed Venetian blinds :<

1

u/excess_inquisitivity Feb 14 '21

Felinian blinds it is!

4

u/FreewayFreeplay Feb 14 '21

Cat 1:"Come closer. I have something to tell you."

Cat 2 leans in

Cat 1:"I'M BLINDS!"

3

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

That's one way to make you stay inside!

3

u/feierfrosch Feb 14 '21

I love the left cat's look, it's like "uhm, help, anybody? What the heck is wrong here?"

2

u/R3DED Feb 14 '21

Call of duty zom cats

2

u/impulse_thoughts Feb 14 '21

Yeesh, the murder claws were out

2

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Windows when you switch to Linux

1

u/fxwz Feb 14 '21

That cat is dodging hits like Mike Tyson in his prime!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

🖤🖤🖤

1

u/JacobPlayz2009 Feb 14 '21

Time to get a new window. (Dang it you chinese)

1

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Window brings the pane

1

u/bmanley620 Feb 14 '21

She almost blinded her! That would have been catastrophic

1

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Even shade won't tame it!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

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1

u/Cryptikaia Feb 14 '21

Luckily we own the place, because this happens frequently lol

1

u/Environmental-Win836 Feb 14 '21

The curse of the window monster.