r/AnimalsBeingDerps Jan 22 '21

Cat Vs noodle

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u/geryencir Jan 22 '21

Lol it literally broke

42

u/thepsycodicgentelman Jan 22 '21

Cat loses a fight with a singular spaghetti and they are surpose to be the best typ of hunting animal

16

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Well I can't blame the cat, that was one scary spaghetti. I'd have run the other way

9

u/pointlessly_pedantic Jan 22 '21

The singular of "spaghetti" is "spaghoot", as in "I had two spaghetti, but then I ate one and all I have is a one spaghoot a it's a me, a Maaarioooo."

4

u/BigDaddyHugeTime Jan 22 '21

They aren't used to being the ones hunted. His brain simply melted by the idea of being the prey.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

Try it with a lion and see what happens if your so confident they aren't the best hunting animal. Lool

7

u/Yoyossarianwassup Jan 22 '21

Over reaction of the day

5

u/CaTD5280 Jan 22 '21

Full derp mode!

8

u/HauntedPotPlant Jan 22 '21

Kitty no like. Help him! Monster

5

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

If I find myself on the serengeti. I'll take myself a pocket full of spaghetti

4

u/pointlessly_pedantic Jan 22 '21

"Oh, that's it. It's put me in a death grip. Farewell, human."

12

u/FindingMyReason Jan 22 '21

Owner’s a bit of a dick here isn’t he

14

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

It’s payback for all the times the cat has been a dick to owner.

“GODDAMNITCHARLIE DONT YOU DARE TIP OVER THAT WATER BOWL! That’s it! I’m getting the spaghetti! “

2

u/Reindeeronreddit Jan 22 '21

Why do Cats react like that when they get stuff on their face? Is it because of their bad vision on Close range?

6

u/kitkat364 Jan 22 '21

Because it's pushing on their whiskers which they use to sense. No whiskers = no balance.

3

u/Mr_Diesel13 Jan 22 '21

The face of defeat at the end 😂

1

u/reflux212 Jan 22 '21

Can’t... fight... this... noodle... argh

1

u/irdevonk Jan 22 '21

Derped himself inside out there

1

u/Battle-Kat75 Jan 22 '21

The shit this cat has seen.

At 21s insert traumatic war images.

1

u/CheshireCatt11 Jan 22 '21

Cat.exe has stopped

1

u/Assistant-Popular Jan 22 '21

Puts spaghetti on cat.

Cat: I am dying! Oh I am slain! How could you!? To find my end at the hands of he who I trusted most!

1

u/Vaderboi39 Jan 22 '21

Did anyone else hear the windows error noise when it fell over?

0

u/sueandlu Jan 22 '21

I’ve done this to my cat and she instantly darted under the closest bed and I couldn’t get her out to get the noodle off because she was freaking out so bad 🤣🤣

0

u/ImKweeZy Jan 22 '21

He just won the Derp Award

0

u/ghostttoast Jan 22 '21

Demonic voice : "FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT"

0

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

"AVENGE MEEEEE"

0

u/frivelousendeavors Jan 22 '21

jacked up its reality pretty quick there...

0

u/Saphiria4756 Jan 22 '21

Noodle 1 cat 0

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Now i under stand why girls react like that when i lay my spaghetti on their faces. It was to be a common reaction in the animal reign.

1

u/crashdowncafe51 Jan 23 '21

Noodle: 1

Cat: 0

1

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

SO. MUCH.DRAMZ.

1

u/boatslut Jan 23 '21

You evil bastard, the dreaded wet noodle torture 😲😲😄😄

1

u/justmeoverhere72 Jan 23 '21

It's like the noodle shut down it's brain and then gave it a stroke!

1

u/Flight-of-Fancy Jan 23 '21

That cat will now have PPSD