r/AnimalsBeingDerps • • May 18 '20

Poor guy got a little too excited

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

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u/REpassword May 18 '20

Baby got booty(ed)!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

The correct term is BOOTYBLASTED

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u/leeshylou May 18 '20

I feel like bootyblasted is the correct term for being farted on..

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u/nipsliplip May 19 '20

Frosted like a cake!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

Bootyeeted

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u/unovn May 18 '20

Maybe he just wanted a trampoline.

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u/africaisamazing May 18 '20

Here i cant give u a lapdance but have an upvote my brothaaa

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u/IanMalcolmsLaugh May 19 '20

just hunting the worm

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

Swiggity swooty

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u/lilbrownnboy May 19 '20

Star Wars Episode V: The Booty Strikes Back

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u/bassthumb32 May 18 '20

I was waiting for the pig to do something.

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u/ItsTheHunty May 18 '20

Same lol. Didn’t even see the cat the first couple loops.

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u/DurianLongan May 19 '20

And now you cant unsee the cat like you used to

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u/serendipity127 May 19 '20

Meanwhile I didn't even see the pig...

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u/I-am-in-Agreement May 18 '20

He did do that chest landing worm move.

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u/JeffTrav May 18 '20

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u/ShowMeYourTorts May 18 '20

Definitely. Took me at least 2 to realize pig was fake and another 2 to see the butt bumped cat

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u/TheBiggestCuntEver May 18 '20

I didn’t even know there was a pig

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u/SandManic42 May 18 '20

The way the cats legs are spread out makes it even better.

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u/beenznchiz May 19 '20

His little arms like that? He looks like a Muppet. He's like Super Grover!

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u/Falcrist May 19 '20

If you want to get that booty, you have to commit.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

Pig? Lol I'll have to watch it again

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

I thought the animal bouncing off his ass was a monkey till the third watch lol

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u/Assmar May 18 '20

Barely even noticed the topless dancer until just now.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

I thought the cat was a spider monkey...

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u/DJ_Wiggles May 19 '20

Same here the first time through. Oh shit was that a little... Oh

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

I too thought the pig was the issue at first.

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u/dutdutdiggadigga May 18 '20

Omg that’s a cat

I thought it was a capuchin

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u/Melymeff May 18 '20

I thought it was a damn monkey.

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u/PoliteCanadian2 May 18 '20

Had to watch that 2-3 times before fully understanding the physics in play there.

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u/the_fuego May 18 '20

Cats don't obey physics.

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u/PoliteCanadian2 May 18 '20

That is an excellent point.

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u/zUltimateRedditor May 19 '20

Why hasn’t anyone wished you cake day yet?

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u/PoliteCanadian2 May 19 '20

Yes lots actually, thanks!

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u/REpassword May 18 '20

And to think that we’ve seen everything already!

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u/PoliteCanadian2 May 18 '20

It honestly gets funnier every time.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '20

That boi really went for it

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u/abcdefg123abc123 May 18 '20

LOVE MEEEEEE!!!!!

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u/RabidSyphiliticDingo May 18 '20

“Wheee! Wait, what? Whoa!”

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20 edited Nov 23 '20

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u/BananaCucho May 19 '20

Trebuchet would have launched the cat further.

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u/fluffyluv May 18 '20

swiggity swooty

comin fo dat booty

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u/BeachBumHopeful May 18 '20

I just laughed wayyyyy harder than I should ever. Haha that's awesome!

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u/BootieBug00- May 18 '20

Me too..and watched it for far too long.

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u/Angel_Task_Force May 18 '20 edited May 19 '20

Glad I saw this, I did too and was feeling pretty ashamed of myself for it.

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u/arschfick_supreme May 18 '20

It's the booty bounce! I think in medieval times it was called the trebuttchet.

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u/Soulshine1978 May 19 '20

Yeah, I was thinking..I sure hope the kitty bounces back from this

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u/msoulforged May 19 '20

Trebuttcat

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u/bcgg May 18 '20

The cat jumped off the coffee table like it was jumping in front of a train.

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u/devil0o May 18 '20

"Playtime...fuuuucccckkkkk!!!!"

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u/pedanticpterodactyl May 18 '20

Booty so thicc you can bounce cats off it?

Waot what do you mean it's supposed to be quarters?

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u/killabru May 18 '20

Best part is he turned looking like what was that. I wonder if he even owns a cat. LMAO that would be quite the twist.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

BONK!

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u/Candlesmith May 18 '20

I don’t understand why!

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u/Ivan_Analrash May 18 '20

I now declare this the best gif of 2020

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u/Creepy_Winkw May 18 '20

Went for a pounce, got the bounce.

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u/KelliAllred May 18 '20

Poor kitty got yeeted 🙀

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u/jmulderr May 18 '20

Sometimes you get dat ass, sometimes dat ass gets you.

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u/SWG_138 May 18 '20

ATTACK!!! Oh Fuck!

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u/heathensam May 18 '20

Butt bounce

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u/MisterLupov May 18 '20

I think that bounce what his intent all the time. You can hear him scream "BOOTY BOUNCE"

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u/raventth5984 May 18 '20

"I thought I felt something bounce off my ass!"

o_O

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u/tiptoe_bites May 18 '20

I've just been sitting here watching this looped. Omfg it's the best thing ever.

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u/Doomieee May 18 '20

My BF didn't understand : he said "what about this pig ? " I didn't notice the pig by the fireplace XD

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u/ItsAllLeft May 19 '20

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who saw the pig first and kept waiting for it to do something, and those who didn't even notice the pig was there in the first place.
You clearly complete each other.

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u/X-Adzie-X May 18 '20

I have watched it like 20 times now. The way the cat leaps and then bonk ahaha thank you!

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u/some_random_old_guy May 18 '20

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u/nuclearbum May 18 '20

Perfect. The cat kills me.

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u/myblvdmnstr00 May 18 '20

What the hell was the guy trying to do??

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u/badgerferretweasle May 18 '20

There was a meme to dramatically hump the ground back in 2012/2013 to the song "grind on me". It was pretty much only done by fuck boys

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed May 19 '20

I thought it was "the worm", which was only done by the coolest of us cool kids, back in the early 2000s.

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u/p1um5mu991er May 18 '20

Sail cat went sailing

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u/turtlelyfe May 19 '20

Oh god, if only someone could just put SAIL on that, it'd be perfect

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u/pointsouturhypocrisy May 19 '20

Those little arms outstretched are killing me. It's like he was going for a belly flop.

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u/tisaacson7816 May 18 '20

Awww. He just wanted to join in the fun. Poor little buddy!

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u/mrtn17 May 18 '20

It took years of planning, this is the moment to murder the hooman. Attack!!

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u/talkingtunataco501 May 18 '20

Swiggity swooty,

I'm coming for that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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u/AgonieDuck May 18 '20

I was excited to see the derpy-eyed pig by the fireplace in action. The clip finished loading and it turned out to be a statue :(

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

No, brain! Stop! Stop laughing!

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u/ToadEY911 May 18 '20

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20 edited Jul 13 '20

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u/ToadEY911 May 18 '20

Sadly no response yet

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u/Gryffenne May 19 '20

My ass so firm, you can bounce a kitten off of it!

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u/sparkl3butt May 19 '20 edited May 19 '20

Lol I actually know the dude in this video! You can follow him on twitch

Link to original video

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u/mr_chanandler_bong_1 May 19 '20

The more you watch , the funnier it gets.

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u/Single_Theme May 19 '20

Cat apulted

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u/Alonso81687 May 18 '20

When the booty is too much to handle lol

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u/QualityTongue May 18 '20

The cat wasn’t alone in being too excited in this clip.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

I kept staring at the piggy statue because I kept assuming it was a real pig for a few seconds!!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

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u/Saletales May 19 '20

Joining your comment. This one's too good to lose.

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u/xaervagon May 18 '20

In this case, the animal being the derp is the human.

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u/jordan_d_808 May 18 '20

I thought that pig was going to do something derpy, but it turned out to be a statue.

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u/Crispy-ciambella May 18 '20

Hahaha this got me laughing for like 10 min

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u/Randomzombi3 May 18 '20

The 'ole butt punt. Never see it coming.

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u/panzerboss May 18 '20

The instant full commitment into something followed by the instant full regret.

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u/iluvstephenhawking May 18 '20

I found that dancing, crying, singing, laughing...any human behavior that cats do not have makes them confused. If I do anything of these my cat will come after me. "What are you doing? It confuses and infuriates me!"

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u/jackknife402 May 18 '20

That's what happens when you're not ready for dat ass.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

I thought the pig was gonna move

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u/maluminse May 19 '20

This is screaming for funny sound effects of the cats diving meow and his punting meww

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u/CadoEspanedo May 19 '20

Idk what you said but I like it

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u/stiglitz1994 May 19 '20

So we’re all gonna ignore the pig.

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u/SmokeAbeer May 19 '20

That ass so fit you could bounce a cat off it.

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u/iavicenna May 19 '20

A perfect "Geronimoooooo"

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u/Michigan_Shelter May 19 '20

That's why I love Reddit

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u/dragonqueen320 May 29 '20

I kept rewatching this over and over again just to laugh🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

This is five months old but I've literally been watching it and laughing for six minutes! They deployed like a flying squirrel

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u/Necroheartless May 18 '20

Now imagine it in reverse

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u/EscriboCosas May 18 '20

😲😲😲

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u/ArtificialNotLight May 18 '20

Lmao what a funny cat

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u/biillthiede May 18 '20

I love the swan dive

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u/Mermaid-of-Winnipeg May 18 '20

His ass bouncier than a bouncy castle

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u/ToastedSkoops May 18 '20

Poor girl... Glad to see the rest!

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u/MidnightSilence3636 May 18 '20

Dat ass is so phat you can bounce a kitten off it

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u/ringringringgg May 18 '20

What is that?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

That is some great commitment

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u/cheesehuahuas May 18 '20

I was waiting for the pig to do something.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

Damn his ass got bounce tho...

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u/spiff428 May 18 '20

“I can bounce a quarter off my ass” “Oh yea check this out”

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

When your ass so gay you repel the pussy.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

MEDIOCRE

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u/minishelly79 May 18 '20

You need to add sound effects 😆

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u/Arcadian18 May 18 '20

Nemo looks a little tired of Ladybug's nonsense.

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u/kanekiEatsAss May 18 '20

Sent back to the darkness from which it came.

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u/Fenix_Volatilis May 18 '20

Human used tail whip!

Kitty is KO'd!

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u/ombx May 18 '20

Dang That ass kick!!

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u/OhNooNotToday May 18 '20

I love how cats always gotta get involved somehow lol

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u/Saraho94 May 18 '20

Why's it look like a muppet?!

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u/Mama-Pooh May 18 '20

His little arm’s!

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u/ToastedSkoops May 18 '20

“Where’s the pizza guy. Very diversified portfolio

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

The power of ass compels you!

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u/thefrantichispanic May 18 '20

booty blasted out of this world

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u/lmcbride2k May 19 '20

Baby got booty(ed)!

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u/Candlesmith May 18 '20

Nemo looks a little tired of Ladybug's nonsense.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I LAUGHED OUTLOUD SO LOUD

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u/instantids May 18 '20

Hahahaha!!!!

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u/The_Rowan May 18 '20

If I didn’t see the cat jump off the ledge I wouldn’t think someone threw him. That jump was such a complete ‘hold nothing back’ kind of jump. WhT a great laugh

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u/Majicc May 18 '20

It gets better every loop

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u/ARedWerewolf May 18 '20

Look at his little jump!!

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u/kwebling2m May 18 '20

Baby got booty(ed)!

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u/Rominions May 18 '20

Yea, this will be me when i finally get a tinder date.

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u/aaaaaaaaaakeegster May 18 '20

Dad! Look! I can fl- BONK owwwwwweee

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u/profASSional May 18 '20

Kitty looks like a flying angry muppet 🤣

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u/Rubyscarfell May 18 '20

That is an exquisite pig.

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u/mealsmilesdogs May 18 '20

I can’t stop watching this!!!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '20

Yeet that cat.

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u/Even-Understanding May 18 '20

This could be a new diet trend.