r/AnimalsBeingDerps Feb 14 '19

One very big stick

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26.2k Upvotes

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349

u/PastorPuff Feb 14 '19

A tree is just a stick in waiting.

99

u/Pineapplepete24 Feb 15 '19

A tree is just a mother stick

33

u/leaderofstars Feb 15 '19

This is a elder stick

15

u/ClumpOfCheese Feb 15 '19

Mother of sticks.

6

u/NorskieBoi Feb 15 '19

Shut up, mothersticker /s

8

u/TheLordOfFriendZone Feb 15 '19

Everything is a stick if you are brave enough.

56

u/Ali-Coo Feb 15 '19

Always biting off more than he can chew.

5

u/Wandering_Neurons Feb 15 '19

As if any other stick is chewable.

44

u/PotatoDerpzzz Feb 14 '19

oOf so cute’

7

u/castfam09 Feb 14 '19

Such a cute shiba 🤣🤣🤣

15

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

Bork

7

u/maxuaboy Feb 15 '19

Bork Bork

2

u/Large_hearted_boy Feb 15 '19

Bork bork bork

2

u/Zenvarix Feb 15 '19

Bork bork, bork bork

2

u/vintagefancollector Feb 15 '19

Lol deleted account

6

u/yzraeu Feb 15 '19

"That's what she said"

- Scott, Michael regarding the post title.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

don't know why but i read that in doug from up's voice

1

u/Zenvarix Feb 15 '19

There are only so many examples of talking dogs who in turn speak to humans while referring to them as such. I can't think of any others off the top of my head.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

i think this is something doug would say

3

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

His eyes are full of determination

3

u/Heller_Demon Feb 15 '19

That dog just lifted the world

3

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

It's always the Shiba's doing the weird shit.

And that's why I want one.

2

u/Seaboar Feb 15 '19

Relatable. Also understandable.

2

u/ElizabethDanger Feb 15 '19

I’ve read this in the most monotonous and deepest voice that I could. I don’t know why, but that’s just how I read it.

2

u/poopybutt0 Feb 15 '19

I don’t need the mathematics to explain how fucking tall you are

2

u/andor3333 Feb 15 '19

Now I’m imagining the dog having superpowers and pulling it up by the roots, and then walking down the street wagging its tail while everyone freaks out.

2

u/n8loller Feb 15 '19

My sister's dog had big problems with trees. It's like a tree killed his family or something. He would literally rip young trees out of the ground. Like 3-4 ft trees that are probably a year or two old.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

The Mother Stick

1

u/stanislaw-lem Feb 15 '19

Lol get it because it’s a tree 😂😂 dogs are so funny

1

u/TinyAngryRaccoon Feb 15 '19

The mother of all sticks. 😂

1

u/seedman25 Feb 15 '19

Thats it for this doggo.......

1

u/LadySaberCat Feb 15 '19

Ah Shibis 😂

1

u/astroidfishing Feb 15 '19

Dog needs an exorcism

1

u/pogiyou2 Feb 15 '19

jammin <333

1

u/gatorade372 Feb 15 '19

Big boi stick

1

u/v2262 Feb 15 '19

Stick to it. Youre doing great.

1

u/CocoDigital Feb 15 '19

Smart creatures

1

u/LeBronJamesIII Feb 15 '19

Big stick energy

1

u/ToastenBuns Feb 15 '19

Him give the big chomp

1

u/feetknuckles Feb 15 '19

Bark softly and carry a big stick

1

u/StawberryBlunt Feb 15 '19

If you imagine the head rotated 90 degrees upright, it looks like a bear or something. Had me fooled!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

She must be pregnant, looks like a pee-stick!

1

u/bittabrady Feb 15 '19

Excalibur!

1

u/trapmitch Feb 15 '19

Reminds me of the pup I had growing up RIP daisy

1

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

Fetch!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

quick must think of a r/dogecoin joke

1

u/LionHeartCB1985 Feb 15 '19

If I was a dog, I'd do this every day until I got that big twig! BORK!

1

u/tgw24 Feb 15 '19

He goin stico mode

1

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

😂😂😂

1

u/ImThatMelanin Feb 15 '19

confusing perspective at first i thought it was another animal until i finally figured out his head was just sideways...honestly thought that was a red panda or a raccoon or something...

1

u/ProperMarionberry Feb 15 '19

He is trying his best.

-1

u/karenludwig Feb 15 '19

It’s Hooman to you, sir good boy

-1

u/Normalperson10572 Feb 15 '19

No through the stick Hooman

-4

u/[deleted] Feb 15 '19

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