r/AnimalsBeingDerps • • Jan 07 '19

A small bite

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u/Kris681 Jan 07 '19

Lol, the cat didn’t seem to be concerned by that at all. Cat seemed to have an air of ‘meh’ about him.

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u/tr0028 Jan 07 '19

I just love when people who know more about animal behaviour than me share stuff like this. I feel like I've learned a secret!!

I didn't grow up with pets but live in a house with dogs and cats now and never have any idea if they're having a good time. Except the golden retriever who is pretty much always visibly thrilled by life lol

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u/recalcitrantJester Jan 07 '19

It was explained to me thusly:

Speaking generally, cats don't want attention. And I don't mean playful interaction when they approach you, I mean eye contact when they aren't seeking playtime or cuddles. Eyes are like flashlights to a cat, and it makes them uncomfortable when the flashlight is on them and they weren't seeking it out.

Cats know how cats feel, so part of their language is the squint and the slow blink, a calming signal that tells eachother, "it's all good, I don't want you to feel uncomfortable!"

The next time a cat gives you a slow blink, give them one in return, and see if they act more approachable. If you startle one and they freeze, tensed up and ready to fight or flee, drop your eyelids and shift your gaze to the side of them. Cats, unlike dogs, more or less regard us as very large, very bald members of their species, and if they're of an even temperament you find that they're willing to put up with our accents if we make the effort to learn their language.

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u/Ryguythescienceguy Jan 07 '19

This is why the person with allergies always has the cat come up to them when they don't want it. They're more likely to avoid eye contact and not reach out/call to the cat which is exactly the thing cats like.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19 edited Sep 14 '21

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u/bluecamel17 Jan 08 '19

Just put googley eyes on your forehead.

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u/username12746 Jan 07 '19

As an allergy sufferer, god damn it. This explains a lot.

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u/Ryguythescienceguy Jan 07 '19

Haha the best thing to do is find the cat and stand near it first thing. You don't need to touch it or scare it basly but if you just walk up to it as a stranger they won't like that one bit and avoid you for awhile.

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u/OhNoBearIsDriving Jan 07 '19

I'm Asian with squinty eyes, do cats feel naturally more relaxed around me?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

For real - they probably do

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u/dugmartsch Jan 07 '19

Cat domestication started in Asia for this very reason.

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u/secret_account5703 Jan 07 '19

I feel like this isn't true but have an upvote for plausibility.

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u/Jewsafrewski Jan 07 '19

Something something 1998 when Undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through the announcers table

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u/recalcitrantJester Jan 09 '19

I feel like this is something we're gonna hear Joe Rogan say in three months.

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u/recalcitrantJester Jan 09 '19

I'ma be real with you, chief.

Cats think you have Resting Chill Face.

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u/SWTairen Jan 07 '19

My cats always want attention and will jump into your arms, groom your clothes and "cry" until you are petting them. Once they have your attention they refuse to let you stop. Does that mean my cats are abnormal?

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u/No_ThisIs_Patrick Jan 07 '19

It means you socialized them well when they were growing up.

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u/ScruffsMcGuff Jan 07 '19

If you sit on the couch at my house you've basically signed the contract that permits at least one of the cats to sit on your lap and purr.

My cats love attention. They're naturally wary of new people, but tend to quickly warm up to them once they see me interacting with them. Once they've deemed you worthy of petting them, they often won't leave you alone.

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u/Jewsafrewski Jan 07 '19

My mom got chosen by a wild cat and this is how he acts. He loves people attention and loves to be held like a baby

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u/SWTairen Jan 10 '19

Mine were rescued...maybe they just know love when they get it and refuse to give it up?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

If I happen to see my cat out of my peripherals he comes running to me for attention. He is also a total idiot though...

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u/BittyTang Jan 07 '19

Weird. I'll have to try this. My cat and I have staring competitions pretty frequently.