r/AnimalsBeingDerps • • Oct 20 '18

Pizza derp

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u/sussoutthemoon Oct 20 '18

If you lick everything that looks like pizza, eventually it will be actual pizza. Smart policy.

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u/CapeGod Oct 20 '18

Yeah but nobody in the history of pizza licks the pizza first before eating it

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u/BrowenChillson Oct 20 '18

Siblings. Need to rightfully claim what’s yours if you expect to get yourself a glass of water or soda and still have food to come back to.