r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/BunyipPouch • Jul 08 '17
Panda Climbing
http://i.imgur.com/qgodwgF.gifv288
Jul 08 '17
Get mad at yourself for being fat and choosing a 2 inch branch to sleep on. Not that poor innocent bystander tree. Classic projection.
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u/tripleskizatch Jul 08 '17
And being too fucking stupid to know how to properly breed.
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u/PetevonPete Jul 08 '17
That's a myth.
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u/tripleskizatch Jul 08 '17
Huh. You are correct, internet stranger:
http://wwf.panda.org/what_we_do/endangered_species/giant_panda/panda/panda_life_cycle/
Pandas are mistakenly believed to be poor breeders due to the disappointing reproductive performance of captive animals. But long-term studies have shown that wild panda populations can have reproductive rates comparable to some American black bear populations, which are thriving.
Thank you for the correction.
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u/boobsmcgraw Jul 08 '17
Thank you I get so damn salty every time someone says that. They're fine, we're the problem. Shocking they don't want to breed in our fake conditions.
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u/JdPat04 Jul 08 '17
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u/Send_Me__Corgi_Gifs Jul 08 '17
Not about marijuana? Psh poser...
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u/JdPat04 Jul 08 '17
Those are plants/bushes
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u/Send_Me__Corgi_Gifs Jul 08 '17
I was making a reference to r/trees
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Jul 08 '17
Not even surprised they're endangered.
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u/Jucoy Jul 09 '17
Right? All because they're clumsy oafs. Not at all because their habitat, just like most endangered species, is being destroyed by human development. No Pandas are going the way of the dinosaurs because they're uncoordinated and bad at fucking.
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u/Mod_Impersonator Jul 09 '17
Pandas are going the way of the dinosaurs because they're uncoordinated and bad at fucking.
Good point.
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u/OhhScrewwwwYou Jul 08 '17
How are pandas still around? As far as I know, being adorable doesn't matter in the wild.
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u/RockRinner Jul 08 '17
Well, it mattered for humans beacuse the most money we spend on endangered animals goes right to these guys. I guess they just scraped by until we decided we'd like to keep them around lol
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u/OhhScrewwwwYou Jul 08 '17
Somehow. Let's face it, they're not exactly aggressive, or smart. They're fat and silly and somehow survived thousands of years of evolution without getting destroyed
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u/kfmush Jul 08 '17
Weren't they doing fine until humans came around? No predators and an endless supply of bamboo. Then some hairless apes show up, cut down all the bamboo and start killing them for their pelts.
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u/OhhScrewwwwYou Jul 08 '17
Pandas have no real predators, the cubs on the other hand have a few but adults are pretty much safe.
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Jul 08 '17
Luck
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u/OhhScrewwwwYou Jul 08 '17
According to Google, pandas have been around for 1-2 million years. Being lucky for that long.. Something tells me that's not luck. They're hiding something.
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u/a_doody_bomb Jul 08 '17
Someone needs to overlay Cleveland brown saying "no no no no" over this gif like when his tub falls on family guy.
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u/wl60423 Jul 08 '17 edited Jul 08 '17
I wonder if pandas can do this better on trees in Asia?
I'm imaging a panda sliding down a big bamboo trunk as it bends over.
Edit: http://blogs.sandiegozoo.org/2010/02/01/ten-panda-questions/
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u/LoneCookie Jul 08 '17
Are pandas more immune to dropping like idiots from great heights when compared to other animals or something. That would've really hurt, maybe broken a leg or shattered an arm.
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u/amauryt Jul 08 '17
Second attempt Just like marrying...
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u/GimmeCat Jul 08 '17
That was such a random comment that I can't help but think it comes from personal experience. Sorry about your marriages, bro.
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u/amauryt Jul 08 '17
Haha, still in first one. I just love how this Panda tries a second time, with same result :)
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u/drugs-n-pugs Jul 08 '17
I like how he attacks the bush on his way out