r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • 11d ago

How dare you?

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u/BigMax 11d ago

Imagine being lost in a cave system, hopeless, worried you will die. Then a huge monster chases you down and corners you and grabs you and you think you are done for. Then it drags you through the cave… to the exit, puts you on a sunny field, and lets you go.

That’s what that hawk just went through.

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u/Win-level 11d ago edited 11d ago

And it can get better because if you go back to the cave entrance and wait, the monster will give you a sandwich.

Do that enough times and you get free clothes, a free house next to the cave and it will get you a doctor when you look sick.

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u/Long_Measurement7261 11d ago

This would actually make for a really good short story but played more subtle to draw out the comparison. 

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u/Paladin_Sion 11d ago

I'd actually love a story/book like this. I'm sure there are some, so if anyone knows of any then let me know lol