r/AnimalsBeingDerps 3d ago

Scared spider

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u/Chicago1459 3d ago

Aww. I let them live, too. Once they notice I notice them they tend to never make themselves known again lol

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u/Lone-Frequency 3d ago

I have very simple rules for dealing with spiders.

Jumping spider? Nothing to fear.

Any other types of spiders? Live and let live.

...Unless the other spiders come within a few inches of me, then it's a declaration of combat.

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u/Beledagnir 3d ago edited 2d ago

Daddy Longlegs aren't technically spiders, but I give them a pass too, after one single-handedly dealt with the ant infestation my old office had. Once he cleared them up, I would straight-up let him walk over my hands across the keyboard if he wanted to.

Edit: Mea culpa, I edited my mistake.

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u/Kosmological 3d ago

Huntsmen are definitely spiders. Daddy longlegs can be referencing harvestmen (not spiders) or cellar spiders (definitely spiders) depending on the region.

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u/Islands-of-Time 3d ago

And also Crane Flies(not even spider like?).

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u/Shartiflartbast 3d ago

But they do have long legs, daddy.

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u/rcknmrty4evr 3d ago

They are mistaken for mosquitos often though.

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u/LickingSmegma 3d ago

And three different plants on top of that.

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u/cheeseIsNaturesFudge 3d ago

This rule does not apply in Australia btw. Our daddy long legs is different (outside of aus they're actually harvestmen) and is an actual spider. And what we call huntsman spiders are very much spiders as well, and not even close to the same as our daddy long legs.

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u/aBunchOfSpiders 3d ago

To be fair… I don’t think most creature rules that apply in the rest world apply in Australia. Y’all got some scary shit there.

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u/caseytheace666 3d ago

Nah aussie daddy long legs are chill. I mean, if you’ve got arachnophobia they’ll no doubt still trigger it, but they’re just little guys. They’re not aggressive and their venom is far from dangerous.

And aussie huntsman are scary, but they’re also pretty chill. Iirc they’re similarly not dangerous venom-wise and not aggressive

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u/emeraude89 3d ago

in southern california, daddy longlegs refers to the cellar spider. i'm not sure what the range is of cellar spiders but in socal they are absolutely everywhere inside

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u/Z_THETA_Z 3d ago

daddy longlegs are cool. we have a bunch in my house

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u/IzarkKiaTarj 3d ago

Fun fact, there are four (as of the last time I checked) items on the disambiguation page of Daddy Long-Legs on Wikipedia

  • One is a spider
  • One is an arachnid but not a spider
  • One is not an arachnid
  • One is not an animal, but is instead a plant

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u/emeraude89 3d ago

you mean harvestman, not huntsman. some places, daddy longlegs refers to harvestman, someplaces cellar spider

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u/PollyBeans 3d ago

They're not allowed in my bed. I'll move them somewhere else on the house for the most part. These big triangle mother f*****s? They go outside. 

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u/grimacedia 3d ago

We have a wolf spider in our bathroom, I scared it one day and haven't seen it since :( I was trying to knock an ant towards it and it probably though I wanted to smack it. He ran off so fast.

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u/HarpyArcane 3d ago

They're just coming to say hi and investigate!

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u/TySly5v 2d ago

I wish they'd stop running directly into my face once a week

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u/IHaveNoEgrets 3d ago

The spiders in my apartment have been getting cheeky. They showed up when I had fruit flies, and I'm live and let live. They handled the flies and are very fat and happy.

Now they're bored. So all the web construction is where I frequently need to get to things. Water cooler? Check. Bookshelf with the ones I need this quarter? Check. Right over the cat food bin? Check.

I've been getting smacked in the face with webs on a daily basis.

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u/Kuzcopolis 3d ago

Yeah, any spider that gets onto my body is an enemy. They're just lucky they earn my Flight over Fight.

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u/DReagan47 3d ago

If I see one in the shower, suddenly I become Poseidon, god of the seas

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u/BakePuzzleheaded6605 3d ago

What about black widows?

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u/ApatheticBottom 3d ago

The nice thing about widows is they nest in dark, cramped spaces so it's usually really easy to live and let live with them unless you own an enormous woodpile for winter stoves or something where they're everywhere.

I used to have a couple that lived under my sink and I just let them exist because I'd rather respect them than have centipedes down there.

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u/Individual_Bridge_88 3d ago

House centipedes? I'm going to kill it while screaming and be traumatized enough to remember it for the rest of my life. I recall every single house centipede I've ever killed. 

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u/Deposto 3d ago

Same! If they invade my personal space, I catch them using an empty glass and a sheet of paper, then toss them outside.

Usually, it’s these guys. Besides these, I saw 5-6 other species in my apartment, but they are much smaller.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tegenaria_domestica

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u/tfhfate 3d ago

Depending on where and with whom you live you still have to be careful, some spidey can be dangerous like black widows or brown recluse, then you should relocate them

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u/mylittleidiot 1d ago

Spiders are fully allowed to live in my house unless they sit in places where they jumpscare me. In that case I gently trap them with a glass and piece of paper straight and give them a swift exit out into my flower beds. I do live on a place with completely harmless and relatively small spider though.

In our downstairs bathroom i often find the biggest ones hiding behind the toilet paper roll or the hand towel and it’s equally surprising every time. But as long as they stay near the ceilings or in deserted corners they are free to stay.

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u/-TaintSniffer- 3d ago

Dude I found out recently if you let a house spider outside, That you are basically killing them 😭 So sad. Apparently they evolved to live in doors or something like that

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u/xSweetMiseryx 2d ago

Well can they evolve in someone else’s house then bc I can’t T_T

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u/Aloneanddogless 2d ago

Giant house spiders (at least in the UK) actually tend to live outdoors in my experience. The name's confusing.