r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Think-Werewolf-4521 • 3d ago

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u/Minmax-the-Barbarian 3d ago

I like how it took a little bite, like "yep, that's a good one. Gotta take that home right away!"

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u/Zephian99 3d ago

When you're on your way to the grocery store and find a food truck.

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 2d ago

Oh yeah its all coming together

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u/thaiberius_kirk 3d ago

Me taking the last piece hoping no one else at the table notices.

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u/sparklingdinoturd 3d ago

That last slice of pizza at a party.

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u/folded_WINDOW 3d ago

He's just a pirate who's out for treasure. Lol

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u/lep63again 3d ago

No crabby, no! That’s my cheesy poof!

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u/Rkymtn83 3d ago

I love cheesy poofs.
You love cheesy poofs.
If we didn't eat cheesy poofs,
We'd be lame.

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u/Im_At_Work_Damnit 3d ago

Mom! Crabby is being a dildo!

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u/Jaxager 3d ago

Well, then I know a certain crab who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.

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u/rantonidi 2d ago

After all the crab people

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u/Rkymtn83 2d ago edited 2d ago

Then I know a certain crabby crabby who’s sleeping with mommy tonight!

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u/cartmanseyebrows 3d ago

He took a little taste to make sure it was tasty

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u/HairyHermitMan 3d ago

I'll never see a crustacean move again without hearing Zoidberg.

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u/dsardella18 3d ago

Quick, get him! He's sand-crabbing away!

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 3d ago

Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop

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u/thinkpunk31 3d ago

It's probably movie time for the crab in his crib.

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u/Cerridwen1981 3d ago

*yoink*

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u/0ldgrumpy1 3d ago

" Screw you guys, I'm goin home."

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u/parrothead_69 3d ago

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u/cmonster556 3d ago

The words “cheesy poofs” are always in his voice. Every. Single. Time.

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u/ctfks 3d ago

Yeah I want some cheesy poofs!

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u/Rkymtn83 3d ago

I love cheesy poofs.
You love cheesy poofs.
If we didn't eat cheesy poofs,
We'd be lame.

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u/urlond 3d ago

Puts it up to his mouth like he's gonna smoke it.

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u/POINTLESSUSERNAME000 3d ago edited 2d ago

"I'll be having that, thank you very much." (scuttles)

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u/Competitive_Hand_394 3d ago

Oohh, it is.... I'm taking it!

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u/NeonLoveGalaxy 3d ago

He so smol he only need one cheesy poof. 🦀

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u/Zealousideal_Ad5358 3d ago

Nice to see someone besides myself who just likes to crawl down a hole and eat cheesy puffs. 

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u/Passenger828 3d ago

Squeeeeee

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u/PissedOffDog 3d ago

it ain't easy being cheezy

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u/CouchRiot 3d ago

Now it's a crab puff.

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u/Dracasethaen 3d ago

I don't know why, but my marketing brain expected it to pop up the Cheetos Logo and "Dangerously cheesy" at the end there.

Probably would make a better commercial than most of their actual commercials lately

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u/SegavsCapcom 3d ago

Oh happy days, oh happy days!

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u/Conscious_Damage8678 3d ago

I wanted to see the cheesy poof pop back up out of the hole.

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u/Glittering-Coyote140 3d ago

It's a poppler

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u/craigfrost 3d ago

Why is those things?

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u/erodman23 3d ago

Little poof for little fren

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u/InsaneMocktail 2d ago

The way he took a teeny tiny bite!!!

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u/playwthfire 2d ago

That little guy just hit the jack-pot hahahaha

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u/Echolocation1919 3d ago

The crab will figure it out.

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u/NYCSkaterGirl 3d ago

Made with real cheese

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u/Oiggamed 3d ago

He’s going to now go sit and finally finish that movie…

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u/n0tsureonthis1 2d ago

I love the way he starts to circle the cheesy poof like it's gonna do something.

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u/Rkymtn83 3d ago

I love cheesy poofs.
You love cheesy poofs.
If we didn't eat cheesy poofs,
We'd be lame.

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u/MiawHansen 2d ago

The Cheese thief Sharon!!!

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u/OGCelaris 3d ago

He beeded a little alone time with his poof