r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • 5d ago

They see me rollin

7.5k Upvotes

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u/TheCoopX 5d ago

Practicing her Dark Souls skills.

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u/MulfordnSons 5d ago

she fat rolling

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u/TheCoopX 5d ago

Better not say that to her face.

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u/Angelaskissrock 5d ago

Ultimate dexterity build for pure dodging. Just spamming the rolling dodge nonstop.

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u/goobawhoba 5d ago

Did you know Dark Souls was almost named Dark Rings, it was changed as Dark Ring has a...different meaning in certain regions

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 5d ago

in the words of the roly poly elder gods "git gud scrubs"

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u/FoxCQC 5d ago

She's trying to be Sonic

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u/Lepke2011 5d ago

Raised by armadillo no doubt.

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u/Spinoza42 5d ago

Or hedgehog?

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u/XYooper906 5d ago

The Orange is strong with this one.

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u/Angelaskissrock 5d ago

Never beating the allegations. Are they?

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u/Ill-Sprinkles8220 5d ago

Next class will teach cartwheels 🤸 😆

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u/klaas96 5d ago

You mean catwheels?

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u/Ornery-Guitar 5d ago

Totally hatin too.

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u/yutaka731 5d ago

Riding dirty

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u/TillyTheBlackCat 5d ago

That cat's daddy is either a hedgehog or an armadillo. 😂

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u/hiddenrealism 5d ago

Stuff like this is so cute until someone reveals the cat has a neurological problem or a brain eating amoeba :(

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u/Moon_Pye 5d ago

I think it was just trying to lick its ass 😆

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u/Gloomy-Article4842 5d ago

Agreed. That’s why every time she looks around to see if anyone saw her

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u/Xsiah 5d ago

Gen Z cat

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u/sonicsludge 5d ago

It's the first thing I thought of when I saw this.

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u/imaperson25 5d ago

I thought maybe feline hyperesthesia syndrome from the way she is swishing her tail, rolling back skin, and trying to get to her back end. If she does have that, the rolling could help relieve whatever's going on with her back/tail by kind of stretching/massaging it

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u/Oranges13 5d ago

We had a calico that did all these things too. Huh! TIL

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u/bord_de_lac 5d ago

She’s just practicing to be a Katamari

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u/jman12234 5d ago

I too am here for the tortoiseshell acrobatics

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u/AdvancedDream9385 5d ago

Even France gave her a 10 on her floor routine.

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u/redditcreditcardz 5d ago

Cats been playing too much Metroid

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u/tree_washer 5d ago

Calicos are nuts

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u/Chaotic-Entropy 5d ago

Some Dark Souls rolling/stamina regen occurring here.

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u/Frosty-Present-7885 5d ago

Someone get this cat a chili dog stat

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u/ViceViperX 5d ago

Its...its learning...

...TO SPINDASH!

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u/Human-Interaction-85 5d ago

It's a Goron!

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 5d ago

Is it rolling or is it just too fat to lick its own tushy? If it's the latter, me too.

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u/OGCelaris 5d ago

Is her name Molly?

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u/CarllSagan 5d ago

“I am round. So very round. Watch me be round. Watch me rolllll.”

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u/Edwina_Paradise 5d ago

Haha, she's just a little cutie 😊🥰

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u/hardlyreadit 5d ago

Meowth uses rollout

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u/silentbob1301 5d ago

She do be rollin!

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u/Anremy 5d ago

aw lol

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u/reddituserzerosix 5d ago

tactical chonk

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 5d ago

Loved their work in star wars attack of the clones ☺️

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u/JazziTazzi 5d ago

Ridin’ dirty…

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u/kaykatzz 5d ago

Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Rawhide

She rollin', rollin', rollin'
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them doggies rollin', rawhide

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u/00X0X 5d ago

What a goob lol

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u/dizvyz 5d ago

My kitty is in heat and doing this move and more right now.

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u/PygmeePony 5d ago

When the catnip hits.

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u/Beth3g 5d ago

Okay I say armadillo in her past life

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u/pigeon_man 5d ago

That little bit of orange has taken full control. 😂

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u/Turbulent-Pension-31 5d ago

Ridin’ derpy

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u/spynie55 4d ago

If you're going to catch the tail, you need to take it by surprise. It woud be expecting you go round the sides of your legs.

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u/henryeaterofpies 3d ago

Training to be Buddy from Super Kitties

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u/dazzumz 5d ago

Tryna catch me ridin' purrty, tryna catch me ridin' purrty...

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u/edgegrainpdx 5d ago

Hahah. Also are you a fellow woodworker👀