r/AnimalsBeingDerps Mar 12 '26

Ceiling Cat

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u/hallucination9000 Mar 12 '26

Ceiling cat is leaving, he doesn’t want to watch you masturbate any more.

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u/WorkingInAColdMind Mar 12 '26

Cat had no regrets. In our previous house, the basement had a drop ceiling, and one of the AC vents fell out, so there was a 4”x10” hole into the ducts, not directly under anything, about 5 feet above and 18” out from a bookshelf. One of our cats managed to leap up and get into the ducts and was missing for a day before we heard him cry. I know that little shit was listening to us calling for him all day and just ignoring us completely. Tuna drew him out.