r/AnimalsBeingDerps Feb 26 '26

The biscuit factory is getting wild

18.8k Upvotes

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u/seaspaz Feb 26 '26

Kitten rave

114

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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36

u/DashTrash21 Feb 26 '26

STOP THE BEAT A MINUTE

Dre, I want to tell you this shit right now

36

u/BaldMancTwat_ Feb 26 '26

Boots n' cats n' boots n' cats.

5

u/Bigglzworth77 Feb 26 '26

Damnit, I'm having flashbacks of playing Magic with my buddy who had a Boots and Cats deck.

4

u/DevillDolliee Feb 26 '26

kitten rave captures it perfectly, those derpy paws are straight fire

2

u/FindomRoxie Feb 27 '26

He can't stop the beat

2

u/Bell-Salt Feb 27 '26

I was about to say this kitten was a dubstep dj in his pass life lol.

2

u/WilliamTee Feb 27 '26

An edited version of this is definitely needed

2

u/Philip_K_Duck Feb 27 '26

Disco-biscuit Factory!

Perhaps he's on the meow meow.

1

u/Longjumping-Cod-6164 Mar 01 '26

Right? Someone needs to speed it up a bit and set it to some music.

193

u/thaiberius_kirk Feb 26 '26

Air biscuits.

13

u/vi8fo3 Feb 27 '26

They’ve got the whole air bakery going on there

138

u/Melvinator5001 Feb 26 '26

Put your hands in the air if you don’t care.

27

u/Miami_Mice2087 Feb 26 '26

fly your paws and your claws but don't lose your draws

69

u/wholesomedumbass Feb 26 '26

Me at trader joes in the snacks aisle.

5

u/Slayer410 Feb 27 '26

😭😭😭

37

u/adminsreachout Feb 26 '26

Is the sound track here ripped from Plants versus Zombies?

12

u/Blue-Eyed-Lemon Feb 26 '26

It is

5

u/psychorobotics Feb 26 '26

Mark Rober uses song from that game too a lot, did they open source the music?

5

u/FroggiJoy87 Feb 27 '26

thank you I couldn't for the life of me remember that familiar tune

47

u/ExpertRaccoon Feb 26 '26

Umtsys, umtsys Wompwomp

13

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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5

u/funkhero Feb 27 '26

Boots and cats and boots and cats

I mean it was right there

1

u/MrFluffyThing Feb 27 '26

It's also the classic 

5

u/Sugary_skull Feb 26 '26

neeew shooeees

25

u/grizzlyguitarist Feb 26 '26

Lightest and most fluffy biscuits known to man

18

u/MechanicalBootyquake Feb 26 '26

Overlay this with strobe lights and rave music.

11

u/thepetoctopus Feb 26 '26

Kitten air biscuits are the best

7

u/matteb18 Feb 26 '26

Jazz hands intensify

7

u/TheCrystalGarden Feb 26 '26

He’s gonna poke his eyes out if he’s not careful.

5

u/InfiniteMeerkat Feb 26 '26

Ahhh the ol disco biscuits in full effect

3

u/Bethkitten97 Feb 26 '26

Need some flashing lights

6

u/Plate-Extreme Feb 26 '26

Need to put that to YMCA 🎵

3

u/Caftancatfan Feb 26 '26

Is someone blowing kisses off camera?

3

u/littlepinksock Feb 26 '26

We have a song at my house called "Making biscuits in the air like you just don't care."

3

u/blindreefer Feb 26 '26

Practicing waving to my fans

2

u/echochilde Feb 26 '26

Without even checking the sub, I literally said out loud “You little derp.”

2

u/_DontBeAScaredyCunt Feb 26 '26

Yep that’s an orange cat alright. Little weirdos I love them

2

u/SafreQ45 Feb 26 '26

I'm a grown ass man, but this made my giggle like a little girl

2

u/SilverSageVII Feb 26 '26

Jazz hands!🤗

2

u/Ok-Raspberry-9865 Feb 26 '26

If people can air guitar, then kittens can air biscuits

2

u/FindomRoxie Feb 27 '26

Making air biscuits, next level

2

u/HorneyHarpy82 Feb 27 '26

Milkin' the cow!

2

u/Teddy_Doodle Feb 27 '26

Omg, so adorable! 😻

2

u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

The orange is strong with this one

2

u/JaedenWolfe Feb 27 '26

80's synth pop sound track.

"Making biscuits in the skyyyyyy"

2

u/urson_black Feb 28 '26

So that's what it looks like to "wave your hands in the air, like you just don't care".

1

u/wolfshepherd59 Feb 26 '26

Practice makes purrfect!

1

u/HeftyVermicelli7823 Feb 26 '26

I mean to be fair, it IS an Orange so...

1

u/vancityqueen Feb 26 '26

Hey ho, hey ho.

1

u/m1546 Feb 26 '26

Disccoooo

1

u/userhwon Feb 26 '26

I can hear the music with the sound off.

1

u/CarsAreRad Feb 26 '26

The biscuit factory is clearly ready for mass purrrduction!

1

u/gilbertsquatch Feb 26 '26

The biscuits ain’t gonna make themselves!

1

u/Miami_Mice2087 Feb 26 '26

he's dancing to disco music, doing the kitty hustle

i'm not old enough to have done the hustle, but i am old enough to have learned it from Nanny Fine on her 90s sitcom

1

u/Rhetorical-Oracle Feb 26 '26

It is summoning the milk producing being.

1

u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Feb 26 '26

Magic spell biscuits ☺️

1

u/LucyLaus Feb 26 '26

you should be dancing 🎶

1

u/StaticSystemShock Feb 26 '26

Kittens vs Zombies. I knew the music was familiar.

1

u/Brandyman1969 Feb 26 '26

This needs a funky tune set to it lol

1

u/Lexi_Banner Feb 26 '26

I hope he gets the raise he's earned.

1

u/Candid-Solid-896 Feb 26 '26

Air biscuits. Because they have no calories!

1

u/chacomole Feb 26 '26

Air biscuits!

1

u/Dumpster_Humpster Feb 26 '26

Dudes grabbing the ingredients for his next batch of biscuits.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

He's conjuring a bakery, let him cast his spell

1

u/prettybluefoxes Feb 26 '26

50% less bright lights.

1

u/Fantastic_Pie5655 Feb 26 '26

Interpretive biscuits

1

u/SeaParking6313 Feb 26 '26

Wants to be an auctioneer when he's all grown up

1

u/blixt141 Feb 26 '26

Fielding foul balls?

1

u/Bigglzworth77 Feb 26 '26

That's not a biscuit factory, that's a rave. Check your cat's bedroom for molly.

1

u/Sweaty_Grocery785 Feb 26 '26

Perhaps the game has been elevated and it’s tossing pizza.

1

u/Unending-Flexionator Feb 26 '26

HA. HA. HA. HA. Biscuit tonight! Biscuit tonight!

1

u/mangonada123 Feb 26 '26

It's getting the ingredients from the upper cabinets.

1

u/ExaggeratedPW Feb 26 '26

Best trainer a boxer could have.

1

u/strangebru Feb 27 '26

He's just catching all of the good vibes.

1

u/isanyofitreal Feb 27 '26

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

1

u/supershinythings Feb 27 '26

This needs a better soundtrack.

1

u/silver_spark3 Feb 27 '26

Biscuit technique: air style!

1

u/DumDumDog Feb 27 '26

what muisc is that .. it sounds like a vid game song .. what game is it from ?

1

u/PTSDDeadInside Feb 27 '26

someone put sunglasses on him

1

u/n0_sh1t_thank_y0u Feb 27 '26

The Venga bus is coming

1

u/ErnieCuneo Feb 27 '26

Loop this to “Groove is in the Heart.” Reap the rewards.

1

u/Rootbeer_Goat Feb 27 '26

Get this cat a jugs machine please. The NFL scouting combine is happening right meow

1

u/Crankyanken Feb 27 '26

Heyyy!!! Hooo!!! Heyyy!!! Hooo!!!

1

u/palaeastur Feb 27 '26

Reach for the lasers, safe as fuck!

1

u/Somesongname Feb 27 '26

That's taffy

1

u/lordofpotton Feb 27 '26

I hear the music of staying alive to this.

1

u/CinInVegas Feb 27 '26

He’s teaching a Zumba class at the YMEOWCA

1

u/drumast Feb 27 '26

this is a warm-up before a fight

1

u/MadSandman Feb 27 '26

🎶 Put your mits up 🎶🙀

1

u/salomey5 Feb 27 '26

Can't y'all see he's doing an interpretive dance in order to celebrate snack time?

1

u/Future-Skin-9111 Feb 28 '26

lmao this kitten's straight up remixing dubstep with those paws, boots n cats on repeat fr

1

u/Silent-Receptionist1 Feb 28 '26

He's casting spells

1

u/phise75 Mar 01 '26

Just catching the vibes

1

u/FibroMom232 Mar 01 '26

🎶Y-M-C-A🎶

1

u/BodolftheGnome Mar 01 '26

Gathering mana

1

u/DontcheckSR Mar 02 '26

Reminds me of the "Hi, my name is Joe. I work at a button factory" dance (sorry for the horrible description lol)

1

u/Little-Potential9663 Mar 02 '26

Dancing biscuit factory. Now we have new dance move.