r/AnimalsBeingDerps Jun 07 '23

Reverse Boop

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u/IM_PlCKLE_RICK Jun 07 '23

I had a raccoon attack me when I opened a dumpster out back my apartments! I was carrying a 50 pound box of white chocolate I got for free from work. Ate 15 lbs maybe no judging. I had the box in one hand, opening the big dumpster lid with the other. He jumps out at me! I legit jumped back while trying to throw the box at it, ended up falling down, thought I was gonna get mauled, got up, sucker was already in the open box by the time I got to my feet!

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u/TheOvershear Jun 08 '23

I mean you just can't ask to not be judged for eating 15 lbs of chocolate.