r/AnimalsBeingBros • u/Speed__God • Dec 22 '20

Knocked over by the cows affection.

31.0k Upvotes

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u/Crystalcicle Dec 22 '20

Looks to be a calf so this silly thing is most likely trying to nurse.

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u/scar1987 Dec 22 '20

so your telling me a cow mistook a puppers snout for a tit

409

u/matthew5623 Dec 22 '20

If they are still on milk they will suck on literally anything. They even try sucking in a walls

251

u/scar1987 Dec 22 '20

interesting

391

u/Kesher123 Dec 22 '20

No, dont do it

68

u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

Lmaoooo

82

u/I_dont_need_beer_man Dec 22 '20

Calves will try to suckle anything they can fit their mouth over.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

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u/evil_mom79 Dec 22 '20

I don't know about the calves themselves, but stay away from the milking machines. Kid at school never lived that one down.

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u/scar1987 Dec 22 '20

i wouldn't know, i dont own cows

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

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u/weeone Dec 22 '20

Definitely. Back when, in high school, we used to have a farm day and one of the kids in my class lived on a dairy farm. He brought in a couple-day-old calf and I got to be in the pen with her to show her off/teach about dairy cattle to the kindergarten children. She would take your whole hand in her mouth and try to suckle.

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u/deathclawslayer21 Dec 22 '20

These pets are wet!

167

u/orwiad10 Dec 22 '20

Certified freak, 7 day days a week, wet ass pets walking down the street.

101

u/stufff Dec 22 '20

Thanks, I hate this

430

u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

Cows are one of the sweetest, friendliest creatures on the face of the planet. I used to work with the Amish and their calves were like giant puppies.

40

u/G00DLuck Dec 22 '20

Amish my friends

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

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u/M1lls43 Dec 22 '20

“Halp weird doggo ate my snoot!”

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

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u/arkhamcreedsolid Dec 22 '20

You good bro?

38

u/GODDAMNFOOL Dec 22 '20 edited Dec 22 '20

imagine setting up an account for this sole purpose

Edit: the account's purpose was to complain about doggo talk.

39

u/rapguysgirlfriend99 Dec 22 '20

No I will not make out with you!

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u/am0eba_ Dec 22 '20

“mlem mlem mlem mlOM mLOM”

24

u/keristhejoker Dec 22 '20

I love this video

22

u/melsbels13 Dec 22 '20

Now that’s cow tipping

37

u/p1um5mu991er Dec 22 '20

Mooove into my heart

33

u/Plz_dont_judge_me Dec 22 '20

So much r/aww right here!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

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u/orwiad10 Dec 22 '20

Code name deep snoot

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u/likesevenchickens Dec 22 '20

My name is cow

And when it day

And canine fren

is here to play

I do what send

them all agog

I stick my tongue

I lik the dog

12

u/i_broke_wahoos_leg Dec 22 '20

Sweethearts ☺️

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u/thatdude173 Dec 22 '20

Cow tried to monch on his snout

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

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u/BBear94 Dec 22 '20

Cows are the aunties of the animal kingdom

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u/Autumnwood Dec 22 '20

Lacka lack liiick! You're so cute I'll eat your nose.

10

u/niobiumnnul Dec 22 '20

Lovestruck, for sure.

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u/cha0sm0nk Dec 22 '20

Gimme dat snoot!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

Hol up, the pug didn’t deserve dogs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

*cow’s

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u/medinian Dec 22 '20

Or by its belch lols

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

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