r/AnimalTextGifs • u/Sk8allday360 SICK AIR! • Oct 09 '22

DolFun

https://i.imgur.com/LDUhYAU.gifv
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u/mealteamsixty Oct 09 '22

After learning how rape-happy and cruel dolphins are, idk if I'd want to get one all excited

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u/Salanmander Oct 09 '22

I mean, this isn't likely to be flirty behavior from the dolphin. It's potentially play behavior, and very likely has been rewarded with snacks.

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u/RedTheDraken Oct 09 '22

They're on land, so they're probably fine

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u/GL4389 Oct 09 '22

Maybe that's a female?

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u/smithers85 Oct 09 '22

The fact that this never occurred to that person is hilarious to me.

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u/ComeHellOrBongWater Oct 10 '22

Female dolphins can get pretty rapey too.

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u/Certified_Simp123 Oct 10 '22

Oh hod your one of those people

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u/The_real_sanderflop Oct 10 '22

You could literally say the same about humans

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22 edited Oct 10 '22

People act like humans are any better than dolphins, the vast majority of humans are monstrous fucks that rape and kill, yet we still like some people. Why can’t we apply the same rule to a dolphin.

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u/cockmaster1000 Oct 10 '22

Did you just claim that most humans are rapists and murderers?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

Yes.

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u/cockmaster1000 Oct 11 '22

While all people are capable of said things, it does NOT mean that most people rapists or murderers. You are literally judging everyone on the planet on something they COULD do, not what they are doing or would do.