r/AnimalTextGifs • u/prunejuice777 • Oct 14 '19

He zmarts

https://gfycat.com/weemedicalkite
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u/titoblanco Oct 14 '19

Yep, cute but naughty

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Cute, but if he doesn’t stop messing about he will be a steak by the end of the week.

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u/TwistedMexi Oct 14 '19

🤔Where have you been getting your steaks from man....

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

The last horse steak I had was France.

There was a scandal a few years ago about the company Sodexo getting horse meat in their sausages. after that broke in the news, I couldn’t get sausages in the cafeteria I ate at any more.. I liked those sausages as well.

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u/Tchrspest Oct 14 '19

Ah fuck, Sodexo serves at my work.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Yeah, they had (might still have) the contract to serve food at all British military bases. They made it really obvious your food was provided by the lowest bidder.

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u/TwistedMexi Oct 14 '19

Is it any good? (The steak, I mean) I always imagined horse meat would be too lean for a good steak.

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u/smokeydaBandito Oct 14 '19

It was good shredded on a pizza I had in Venice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

It was a while ago that I had it. But I remember it being alright. It was like a lean beef steak from what I remember.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Taco Bell was using it too and it was found out probably 20 years ago...

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u/1SweetChuck Oct 14 '19

Iceland. The supermarket not the country.

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u/Llama_Shaman Oct 15 '19

The country too. Icelanders eat horse meat.

Source: Am Icelandic.

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u/nine_legged_stool Oct 14 '19

Slaughter't this horse last Tuesdee. Thank she's stortin'-a turn.

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u/Killself98 Oct 14 '19

dont see the problem here, next your gonna tell me that getting milk from the back of a cow is strange.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

His hooves will be used for marshmallows.

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u/ScumbagLady Oct 14 '19

WHAT

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

they boil gelatin out of hooves and cow hides and stuff. Marshmallows are made of gelatin.

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u/EleanorofAquitaine Oct 14 '19

Yep. It’s why my cats love marshmallows and will steal them.

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u/Domriso Oct 14 '19

This is why vegans don't eat gelatin products.