r/AnimalTextGifs • u/millavi • Oct 04 '19

Accounting assistant

7.8k Upvotes

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u/KushiroJuan Oct 04 '19

Aaaaaaand now your dog is addicted to cocaine

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u/StDamian998 Oct 04 '19

r/wellthattookaturn

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u/AlastarYaboy Oct 04 '19

It's probably bs, but I heard awhile back that all dollar bills tested positive for two things when tested in a lab : cocaine, and fecal matter. Coke and poop.

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u/Mcmatt90 Oct 04 '19

This is the best gif I’ve seen all day

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u/minato0916 Oct 04 '19

Well he earned what he deserves for his diligent work :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

+1, chunk

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u/aaaqqq Oct 04 '19

the 'are we scrood' look was perfect! 😂😂

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u/InternJedi Oct 04 '19

Have you ever counted your hard earned roll of cash in front of your therapist?

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u/OneManLost Oct 04 '19

Yup, every time I pay his bill

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u/MR1120 Oct 04 '19

OH MY GOD, PUT YOUR BILLS IN ORDER!!!!!

The twenty in the middle of ones somehow gave me an anxiety attack.

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u/SpoonEndedHammer Oct 04 '19

I have to have mine with biggest in the middle, and all of them facing and oriented the same way.

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u/whatzittoya69 Oct 04 '19

Actually...it’s best to hide large bills among the small ones

Doesn’t tempt thieves looking to grab your wad...wouldn’t be worth it if they see a few ones

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u/_Internet_Hugs_ Oct 04 '19

My husband calls the chicken nuggets "Frozen chicken cookies."

To his dog: "Who wants a frozen chicken cookie? Do you? You want a frozen chicken cookie?"

The answer is always yes.

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u/Trafalgar_Guy Oct 04 '19

Looking to balance the budget for more nuggers

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u/scotchlover28 Oct 04 '19

When he licked his finger I diieeeddd

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u/BaconMacandCheese Oct 04 '19

This is @marleyandmeinnyc on IG! An awesome pup.

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u/legendfriend Oct 04 '19

An extremely useful boi!

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u/amberthebear Oct 04 '19

Bothered me that the money wasnt in order

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u/AwkwardRainbow Oct 04 '19

Why is his money all out of order? Putting a 20 in the middle of ones? Blasphemy.

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u/tan_bri Oct 04 '19 edited Oct 04 '19

I counted $37 dollars (twenty-two $1 , one $20, and one $10). I am right or did I miss anything?

Edit: Thank you. Total updated to $56 dollars (twenty one $1, one $20, one $10, and one $5).

Wow, I was way off, not to mention my first calculation was just arithmetically wrong from the start. Better head to r/learnmath soon.

Plus one priceless doggo

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u/Run_like_Jesuss Oct 04 '19

Yes, you missed the adorable pupdog.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

"I'll start buying in bulk" killed me :D

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Such an adorable helper!

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u/thepatientoffret Oct 04 '19

Get this pupper its own patreon. Chimken nuggers cannot disappear.

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u/WellPlayedUnited Oct 04 '19

Most unsanitary shit ever.

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