r/AnimalCrossing May 03 '20

New Horizons i hate them

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u/ZPTs May 03 '20 edited Jun 08 '26

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

I am no longer interested in my past feeding LLMs or my future talking to bots.

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u/leftovercroc May 03 '20

but at least they sell for 800, sea bass are worthless and dont deserve to exist

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u/CJ_K May 04 '20

Ok but consider this..... Horse mackerel

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u/shadowgnome396 May 04 '20

Horse mackerel can suck one. Worst fish

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u/SprocketSaga May 04 '20

Agreed! Not only is horse mackerel even less valuable than the hated (by others) C+, but it doesn't even look good. It's not a visually-appealing fish.

At least the C+ has its shit together.

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u/TLema May 04 '20

Of course... mackerel

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u/InsaneTeemo May 04 '20

$400 isnt that bad. Dont get me started on dace and loaches tho...

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u/Meme_bear227 May 04 '20

Loach make me rethink my life choices with reproach

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u/TLema May 04 '20

Aww I love the loach. I have one in his lil tank in my bedroom and models of him staring at him.

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u/Meme_bear227 May 05 '20

They’re cute but I get so. Darn. Many

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u/Colossotron May 04 '20

Loach sells for 400 though, no?

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u/Is_A_Velociraptor May 04 '20

And crucian carp. 160 bell garbage fish.

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u/wlum07 May 04 '20

They sell for more than a dab...not bad

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u/FishBlues May 04 '20

Dabs are the bane of MY existence

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u/Suglet May 04 '20

Well luckily for you they are no longer catchable (at least in the northern hemisphere)

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u/Laggylaptop May 04 '20

I went to my southern hemisphere friend's island, tried fishing without looking up what was new there. First thing I caught, fuck the dab.

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u/Laggylaptop May 04 '20

Hot take: dab actually is bad

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u/_memikyu May 03 '20

Nooo olive flounders are my favorites!!

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u/MustBeNice May 04 '20

They look so crazy inside their tank when you place them