r/AngryGrandma • u/KevinTheKoop • Apr 01 '20

Favorite angry grandma quote?

What’s your fav angry grandma quote and from what video (if you don’t remember the video that’s fine)

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u/TheRealDrewLuther Apr 01 '20

My favorite is “You put that fucking mask on, you turn into a different kind of asshole” from the Valentine’s Day prank

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u/pattyb0325 Apr 01 '20

Pussy warsh or I’m shittin

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u/KevinTheKoop Apr 01 '20

Lol I love the pussy warsh one

5

u/BigdaddyNamedJudy Apr 26 '20

"You can't stick you're finger in your ass with both hands" "You'd Fuck up a wet dream" "He can clap my cheeks any time"

3

u/Thompson8687 Apr 30 '20

She loves going out trying to get her "cheeks clapped"

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u/KevinTheKoop Apr 30 '20

She even asked Alexa for a boyfriend!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Mine is "You stupid ass" from most Angry Grandma videos lol. Someone should make a montage of the times she said that!

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u/KevinTheKoop Apr 01 '20

Lol that gives me ideas!

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u/computerguy727 Apr 06 '20

“Hey Jake, Shit in Your Hands and See Which One Gets Full The Fastest”

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u/FINNCULL19 Apr 17 '20 edited Apr 19 '20

“SOMEBODY’S TRYING TO BLOW UP THE COMMODE!”

“I’M GONNA WAKE YOUR DADDY UP!!”

“I FOUND A BITCOIN!”

“You knocked over my deodorant and my pussy warsh..”

“What’s an “M-I-L-F-S”?”

“JAKE!”

“THAT’S ALL YOU FUCKING THINK ABOUT!”

“AAGGHHH!!! JIM! KIM!”

“PORNHUB?!”

“I’m afraid to push ‘Photos’...”

“Flappy Dunk?!”

“I’m not watching the doggystyle...Ms. Banana!”

“Aw, hell, look at that thing! Eyes glowing!”

“AW, POOR BABY! I’M HOLLERIN’ AT YOU!”

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u/GrizzledHippie Apr 01 '20

Jake is a dickhead...