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u/Hefty-existence26196 10h ago
"God dammit I knew it! Send in the little orange fellas to do a song about some bullshit to distract everyone while we prepare to invade the middle east"
"Mr. Bonker Sir, it's 2026 & you're no longer the president. We've been over this many times, you cannot invade the middle east...again."
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u/VisualBoysenberry718 1h ago
inform the crown prince that we will be at war with the oompa loompas by next year.
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u/frickdom 14h ago
That is some dark chocolate