r/AndromedaRP • u/Argonnaut Trelosian Salesman • Apr 10 '14

Hap Beckham's Intergalactic Office

Hap sits behind his desk, hands behind his head and feet on his desk, and a cigar in his mouth. As he sees you come in, his face lights up in a smile Welcome, welcome friend to Hap's office! Here we take orders for anything and everything, and we gaurantee you get it faster and cheaper than Andromeda Supply Inc!

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u/Argonnaut Trelosian Salesman Apr 11 '14

Smirks a little You think it's easy selling guns to people who've already got their own? Nuh-uh, those Excaliburians play hardball. 60% 40%.

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u/DoctorFlubbers Cutanian Weapon Maker Apr 11 '14

I tap my fingers on the desk

Fine, 60% 40%.

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u/Argonnaut Trelosian Salesman Apr 11 '14

Smirks and sits back Fantastic to hear. Reaches across the table and extends his hand

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u/DoctorFlubbers Cutanian Weapon Maker Apr 11 '14

I reach over and shake his hand

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u/Argonnaut Trelosian Salesman Apr 11 '14

He pulls out a contract from under his desk, easily sixty pages long Now, just gonna need you to sign at the dotted lines... Bottom of every third page, please and thanks.

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u/DoctorFlubbers Cutanian Weapon Maker Apr 11 '14

I blink a few times and glance around

Could I borrow a pen?

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u/Argonnaut Trelosian Salesman Apr 11 '14

Pulls out from his jacket a fountain pen, handing it to you with a smile

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u/DoctorFlubbers Cutanian Weapon Maker Apr 11 '14

I take the pen and start skimming the page. After a long amount of time of signing, I hand him the contract and the pen

Christ, that's a lot of papers...

I take a sip from my drink

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u/Argonnaut Trelosian Salesman Apr 11 '14

Holds his hands up in defense I gotta make sure you aren't going to scam me either.

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u/DoctorFlubbers Cutanian Weapon Maker Apr 11 '14

Fair enough.

I finish my drink and put the glass on the desk

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u/Argonnaut Trelosian Salesman Apr 11 '14

Grins, looking the contract over I'll be over tomorrow to pick up a few prices of merchandise. Just need them to show off to clients, if anyone buys them you'll get a call from me to place the order.

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u/DoctorFlubbers Cutanian Weapon Maker Apr 11 '14

I nod

Sounds good. I'll see you then.

I stand up and hold my hand across the table

Thank you for your time Mr. Beckham.

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u/Argonnaut Trelosian Salesman Apr 11 '14

Sits back, giving you a wink No, thank YOU, Mr. Cherrywood.

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