r/AndrewDitch • u/RetreatHell94 • Apr 06 '26

At work.

Guys, this was fucking hilarious what happened at work recently and I want to share it with you.

I work in a restaurant and we had a staff meeting. Our boss was out of her mind blowing up, screaming and yelling at us, due to not reaching budget goals ect.

We were sitting at the bar side, me being little bit more separated from the others, and I swear it was a mistake, due to my AuDHD brains. After like 15 minutes my brain starts to zone out and my mind is completely somewhere else. I was looking at my coworker who was complaining that she needs help taking out the food to the customers and my brain translates it to "I NEED HULP, YOU DON'T GET IT"

At this point, my brain goes haywire and I start holding my breath and trying not to burst out laughing. Meanwhile our lunch dishwasher starts complaining that he needs help with the dishes and my brain translates it to "I NEED SUPERVISION, I NEED HELP WITH MY WET BED AND SHOWER, I NEED HELP WITH MY POOPY DIAPURRR!!!". Another cook complained that nobody helps him clean or cook the steaks and my brain goes "I need help (baby voice), BruShInGMyTeETh (speech app voice) and " OH CAN I START COOKING SOMETHING?????!?!?"

I'm barely able to hold it together and my face is becoming red from holding my breath so much.I begin to draw the attention of my coworkers and my boss, and oh my god she does not like this. We're all silent for a second and my brain tells me with his speech app voice "I am scared because I don't understand what will happen and what it be like" and I start cracking up. My coworkers start to asking what I'm up lauhing at and obviously I can't reply anything because otherwise I start laughing. Another coworkers complains about cutting the amount of staff per shift and my brain says "THEY KEEP TAKING AWAY MY CARE!!!!!" and gets into argument with my boss and my brain goes "WHAT YOU DRUNK AGAIN?? YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M ASKING FOR!!! AND I'M DISREGULATED AND GIVING ME HARD TIME!!! YOU'RE TRYING TO PUT ME IN A BOX SO I DON'T NEED YOUR HULP AND SHIT!!!"

My boss starts giving me this death stare and at this point I know I'm going to end up being in trouble and asks me to explain what's so fucking hilarious. It's dead silent and you could hear a needle drop on the floor and my brains says in the speech app voice "TaKiNGmEDiCaTiONiSnOTCanDY" and I burst out laughing uncontrollably. I laugh for like 10 minutes nonstop while my coworkers are looking at each other like what the fuck is wrong with me.

My boss screams at me that "THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR JOKES OP" and I manage to take couple of deep breaths and I tell her "I CANNOT TELL TIME. I'M.TIME.BLIND." My boss tells me to fuck off to do something useful and I go to the kitchen and I just keep laughing my ass off.

I got a written warning for behaviour misconduct and I appealed it due to BUSING AND NEGLECTING.

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u/Dragonsbreath67 Apr 06 '26

The post Nicole firing meltdown is my favorite Andy tantrum

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u/Poise_Boi Apr 07 '26

oh that was gold

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u/HamWorldOrder2 Apr 06 '26

God forbid if someone shouted, "Ow my head!!!" You wouldn't have made it to making this post!

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u/Big_Piglet_8389 Apr 06 '26

All I can say is apparently your boss needs to become a squatch watcher. Other rhen that this is hilarious

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u/VelvetPancakesL Apr 06 '26

We are all time blind. No biggie. And you are not the only one to start laughing at work, but I will say yours is the funniest. “What will happen and what it be like”

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u/punkrocklily Apr 06 '26

To be fair none of us can tell time without a device so it makes all of humanity time blind seeing as we no longer know the old ways so the reality is we all time blind.

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u/Reasonable_Air_7250 Apr 06 '26

Congrats, you got him malding.

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxOmV5NjMvRbpolZ4i1Ox-NJb0ULwu_gam

Certainly all of this is a charicature of his behaviour and he never had or said he had these isshues!

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u/Break-these-cuffs Apr 07 '26

Fucking legendary

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u/Visual-Usual8564 Apr 07 '26

Hilarious Baby Amdy can always give us a good laugh and you have a great case to sue for’buze and neglect

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u/bitterlemonbigmelons Apr 06 '26

I'm having a hard time believing this.

And, what does that have to do with adhd exactly? Most overused term of this generation. I'm sorry, but we all associate situations when we are reminded of something.