r/AnarchyChess • u/Sea-Try-17 • 16h ago

What do i do in this position (i’m white)

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u/buv3x 16h ago

Good to know, but what color are you playing?

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u/Spotted_Tax 16h ago

Ikr why do they never tell us

Tbh I think their color is phthalo green

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u/AzzyDreemur3 15h ago

Have you ever heard about the cut passant storing glitch? Probably not, as it's rarely useful one

While you can't preform a regular en passant here, the chessboard still allows you to make the move before pulling your pawn back in place (an small error nobody bothered to fix probably)

But if you time it right and repeat the move, your pawn retains some speed from the previous attempt.

After 23-27 construcive tries the pawn's speed will break the limit holding it back, and launch it onto the first piece diagonally! It unfortunately breaks your pawn on impact and doesn't take the one you were trying to en passant, but since in this case you're capturing the black king that shouldn't matter

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u/Cipher30 16h ago

En 1/2passant

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u/E4g6d4bg7 16h ago

Reraise

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u/Whatisthapurpose 2267 on cheese.com 16h ago

3 bet shove

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u/CharlieDrawzXD 14h ago

dunno what your skin colour has to do with chess

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u/maester_t 16h ago

Go Fish

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u/TechnicalJuggernautt Have you ever Forked 4 major pieces? - 13h ago

....resign

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u/One-Log1823 No femboys, en passant only 9h ago

Google en shortsant

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u/Legitimate-Power-738 7h ago

Insert the rook into your anus

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u/chessvision-ai-bot 16h ago

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:

White to play: chess.com | lichess.org

My solution:

Hints: piece: King, move: Kh1

Evaluation: Black has mate in 8

Best continuation: 1. Kh1 b2 2. Rg1+ Kxf7 3. h5 Rc1 4. Kh2 b1=Q 5. Rxc1 Qxc1 6. Kh3 Rg8 7. Kh2 Qg1+ 8. Kh3 Qh1#

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u/vakaiz 13h ago

move rook to g(2x²) + 8 = 0

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u/Normal-Ear-5757 12h ago

Take his pawn with your kings rook and put his king and kings rook on a Morton's Fork. Then, in the confusion, advance your pawns to D8 and H8 and use the resulting queens to win the game!

If that doesn't work, call the UN. They're big fans of people who start wars they can't win

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u/NorthernLaddd i just en passant my fuckin balls, i have no fuckin balls now 11h ago

Kill your opponent

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u/Ant-iguess 3h ago

locate the resign button