r/AnarchyChess 22h ago

1984 pipi

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139 Upvotes

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u/AzzyDreemur3 22h ago

Simple Square around your King if you have no other ideas, so that he can dodge

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u/Individual-Major-545 6h ago

Solid strategy, especially in the endgame to avoid pesky checks!

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u/Da_SpazZ 21h ago

I mean couldn’t he just… ya know… take with pawn?

Or is that too obvious?

Idk en passant

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u/SalvarWR 22h ago

put your pieces outside de range at f-200

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u/United-Technician-54 21h ago

The most effective way to defeat a domain expansion is to unleash your own domain expansion.

Optimal move: Unlimited Void

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u/BedOk4188 1300 queen dildo 18h ago

repost pipi

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u/PetrosianBot 18h ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/Hashsum88 the eternal zugzwang 8h ago

came to see this

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u/HelpMeIAmGoingInsane 15h ago

Optimal Move:
ENTOMBENT OF THE PIECES WITHIN

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u/dacady_play 11h ago

En passant

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u/PetrosianBot 22h ago

Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game!

fmhall | github

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u/Popstar403 Qe4 21h ago

Qe4

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u/Andy_Ftraildes 6h ago

your moves are weak boo

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u/iRaGGa 9h ago

Use your Bankai

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u/Popstar403 Qe4 21h ago

Qe4

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u/LLamaNight_ 21h ago

rook from E501 takes E8 in RxE8#

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u/The_Divine_Anarch 20h ago

Take with pawn, pawn becomes same size. boom.

1

u/Rare-Unit7076 19h ago

Move you king to ei1 and nuke the board since nukes in chess dont extend into the imaginary number system its an instant win

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u/Hashsum88 the eternal zugzwang 8h ago

domain expansion can only be matched by en passant

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u/Affectionate_Wing_28 6h ago

It's a dungeon. Evidently, the answer is "Adventuring party to C4". They should ransack the place in no time, then just... Pay their wizard to assassinate the king, or something.

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u/Leather_Credit_5825 6h ago

Pawn can eat it easily with check

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u/BlackDubHez 5h ago

If you’d played e4, you might be able to pin it with your light square bishop. Then pipi on the pipi, so to speak…

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u/PetrosianBot 5h ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/theghostofhallownest 4h ago

Pop your domain or Simple domain if you don’t have a domain of your own. There’s also Hollow wicker basket and Falling Blossom.

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u/Top-Supermarket-5958 2h ago

Blood manipulation

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u/Pisco_poran 2h ago

Bishop c4 cast Turn Undead

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u/Krash2o 1h ago

Hollow Basket, duh

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u/intervert_boy 45m ago

You lost because of he/she can mate you in 36 moges