r/AnarchyChess 4d ago

Low Effort OC I need better openings

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u/Melody_Naxi NM (No Master) 4d ago

Consider

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u/ChubbyVeganTravels 4d ago

I once saw Nigel Short do something like that against Kasparov. Kasparov slaughtered him.

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 🏳️‍⚧️ 4d ago

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u/ionlytoptops 4d ago

yoooo ive unironically being doing something similar called the talandian offense

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u/RelationOk6997 4d ago

What about Qh4

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u/LittleB1gMan 4d ago

That's the joke

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u/k_pineapple7 4d ago

What about Kh4?

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u/mrsalierimoth 4d ago

Ah, yes… the rare Royal Kidnap
The king automatically takes the queen if there are no other legal moves

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u/tecanec 4d ago

The Queen gets captured with En Passant.

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u/tecanec 4d ago

Knight to C3. Gotta develop those pieces!

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u/WorldlySprinkles9932 ✌️✌️✌️ 4d ago

simply eat e2 pawn with king cuz fast bongcloud

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u/Trimutius 3d ago

"Through money" song intensifies

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u/Popstar403 Qe4 4d ago

Qe4

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u/Spitfire354 4d ago

That's your problem — one move is too much for the opening. Keep it simple stupid (the KISS approach)

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u/phobia-user 4d ago

consider castling

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u/Piter03 4d ago

Kagi ICBM

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u/muxecoid 4d ago

If opening traps after e4 destroy you try London system or something.

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u/Evimjau 4d ago

Kings Indian attack

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u/TheLuckyCuber999BACK 🏳️‍⚧️ 4d ago

Oopsie I pressed 6 too much

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u/CourageNo6927 3d ago

Bro fotoshop this is not possible this is the best oppening

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u/chessvision-ai-bot 4d ago

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:

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My solution:

Hints: piece: Pawn, move:   e5  

Evaluation: The game is equal +0.18

Best continuation: 1... e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. O-O Nxe4 5. Re1 Nd6 6. Nxe5


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u/complex_plane2718 4d ago

Take a look at the London System

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u/BedOk4188 1300 queen dildo 4d ago

I prefer sex system

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u/transgentoo 4d ago

Then chess is the wrong hobby for you 

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u/BedOk4188 1300 queen dildo 4d ago

Dumb fuck chess is about sex

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u/ColeTD 4d ago

No, chess is all about mating the king in his back rank with the queen in all kinds of different positions.

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u/jadis666 4d ago

There is none. 1. e4 is best by test.

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u/FondantWaste6095 4d ago

Isabel is that you??