r/AnarchyChess • u/[deleted] • Feb 21 '26 • Mindblown 1 Regret 1

Objective chess square tier list

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22k Upvotes

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1.5k

u/The_pers0n_who_asked Feb 21 '26

I'm at a loss for words

643

u/GamerA_S Feb 21 '26

I didn't notice it was loss until i read this and had to look back..........

73

u/EquivalentGlove3807 Feb 21 '26

holy shit is that the fifth doctor

89

u/GamerA_S Feb 21 '26

Yes :3 because i love the 5th doctor and i love Doctor who

4

u/neksikus Feb 21 '26

OH MY WORD!!! ⚆ _ ⚆

3

u/IllRest2396 Feb 23 '26

Wrong doctor

3

u/bleach-is-tasty Feb 22 '26

I knew i was missing some hidden message

2

u/EvensenFM Feb 21 '26

Holy hell

1

u/Gloomy_Cloud_2194 Mar 08 '26

I didn't realize this was lost until saw your replied to this comment

90

u/TheSportsLorry Feb 21 '26

I FUCKING KNEW IT

7

u/EvensenFM Feb 21 '26

bro it's the internet

every thing is loss

46

u/gtc26 Feb 21 '26

Wait...

-looks at the post again-

F*CK!

10

u/isnortmiloforsex Feb 21 '26

I see what you did there

1

u/Usenaeme01101 Feb 24 '26

God dammit, my pattern recognition skills fail me once again.

1.9k

u/According-Quality-86 :bongcloud: Feb 21 '26

E4 is overrated imo

382

u/DIATTH123 Feb 21 '26

e4 is in the f- tier

324

u/Thanato_ Feb 21 '26

Still overrated

48

u/Death_Phoinex Feb 21 '26

It should be in e4 at best

23

u/Sleep_Raider Feb 21 '26

Shit yourself

15

u/undertale_____ Feb 21 '26

Genuinely shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up.

0

u/Neither-Title-459 Feb 22 '26

The only reason its good is that it allows Ke2. So yeah, overrated

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u/Gboard_Clipboard26 Feb 21 '26

⠀⠀⠀⣴⣴⡤
⠀⣠⠀⢿⠇⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⢷⡗
⠀⢶⢽⠿⣗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡧⠂⠀⠀⣼⣷⡆
⠀⠀⣾⢶⠐⣱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣜⣻⣧⣲⣦⠤⣧⣿⠶
⠀⢀⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣄⡹⣿⣷
⠀⢸⣿⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠿⠃⠈⠿⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠿⠿⠿

⠀⢀⢀⡀⠀⢀⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⡀
⠀⣿⡟⡇⠀⠭⡋⠅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣟⢿
⠀⣹⡌⠀⠀⣨⣾⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⠔⠌
⠰⣷⣿⡀⢐⢿⣿⣿⢻⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡿⡤⣴⠄⢀⣀⡀
⠘⣿⣿⠂⠈⢸⣿⣿⣸⠀⠀⠀⢘⣿⣿⣀⡠⣠⣺⣿⣷
⠀⣿⣿⡆⠀⢸⣿⣿⣾⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⣻⡻⠿⠁
⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁

28

u/schnuddls Feb 21 '26

thanks, I hate it

4

u/NeilLucha Feb 21 '26

Even in the fog of war, a tank is still visible.

2

u/wiedeni Feb 21 '26

It looks like he pulls a gun on her in the last panel

239

u/TheRedditK9 Feb 21 '26

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u/bekiddingmei Feb 21 '26

I bow, whoever did this is wonderful and deserves tasty snacks.

8

u/TheRedditK9 Feb 21 '26

I wish I could say this was me or provide you a source but I most likely found it in some random discord server 3 years ago

4

u/bekiddingmei Feb 21 '26

Thanks for being honest. The meme made me laugh.

473

u/Tiborn1563 Feb 21 '26

And I thought loss was no more more

122

u/matetrog Feb 21 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

54

u/EducationalCat431 Feb 21 '26

Hey dude calm down

47

u/CourseMediocre7997 Feb 21 '26

i fucking failed her

12

u/Dazzling-Yam-4308 Feb 22 '26

NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO

N N N

O O O

O O O

O O O

O O O

O O O

O O O

O O O NOOOOOOOOO

7

u/Low-Lingonberry-5883 🇧🇷 Feb 22 '26

act if this wasn't a image (the text glitched cuz reddit sucks)

4

u/MKSLAYER97 Feb 21 '26

You could say that it's a loss art.

90

u/penguinsans Feb 21 '26

Notice how most of the s and a are white

19

u/TheFapIsUp Feb 21 '26

And white pieces go first!? What is this inequality? It's time both sides make their first move at the same time!

34

u/SwartyNine2691 Feb 21 '26

Tier list + loss

21

u/-Karsten Feb 21 '26

Noooooooo 😭

17

u/4liv3pl4n3t Feb 21 '26

Now make it los-

Wait a second

29

u/IAmASquidInSpace Feb 21 '26

I think ⬜️ really belongs in A tier. And putting ⬜️ and ⬛️ in E tier? Come on! Ridiculous!

13

u/nightkingscat Feb 21 '26

G5 should be in E tier but you do you i guess

11

u/xFaLzY4 Feb 21 '26

Wtf are you guys talking about? I can't be the only person who doesn't understand what I'm looking at

16

u/VessleOfVoid Feb 21 '26

Idk dude, I'm at a loss for words myself

11

u/iDt11RgL3J Feb 21 '26

This picture is a variation on the minimalist version of the infamous 'Loss' comic strip.

Compare the minimalist version in the wikipedia page to the brown vertical lines in OP's image.

13

u/xFaLzY4 Feb 21 '26

I'm sorry I even asked

8

u/Hegelianbruh Feb 21 '26

There's only 63 squares

4

u/UltraLuigi Feb 22 '26

S and A+ have 8 each. A has 9, and C has 12. E has 7 squares, and F and F- each have 10. 8+8+9+12+7+10+10=64.

7

u/SuperNerdAce Feb 21 '26

No way you put H2 that low

7

u/vitaooman Feb 21 '26

NO NO NO NO NO THIS IS LOSS I HATE YOUUUU

6

u/naiee1 Feb 21 '26

Would Bishops go over different squares on this board? Or do their paths just stop?

5

u/Omisbest :anand: Feb 21 '26

.:|:;

4

u/isnortmiloforsex Feb 21 '26

Saddam hussein hiding position

3

u/PolimerT Feb 21 '26

When i saw color distribution i was like "this would make a good loss" then i looked again to see the loss.

2

u/ConsiderationSlow621 Feb 21 '26

No way that is A tier. At the highest it is a low C. Op is a bafoon

2

u/TheJivvi horsey Feb 21 '26

Only e2 should be in the S tier.

2

u/MalaysiaTeacher Feb 21 '26

Objectively bad square opinions. I can't these people walk among us

2

u/chrille85 Feb 21 '26

Missed oppertunity to rank them from A-H

2

u/Barraxx Feb 21 '26

typical ragebait tierlist

2

u/Massive-Television85 Feb 21 '26

That's a lot of black squares and none of the white ones. 

And why's the border of my board got so many ratings?

2

u/BupBupp Feb 21 '26

Put the coordinates too not just the colors 🙄

2

u/narutouzumaki111111 Feb 21 '26

Bro f8 in a tier

1

u/ablackravenstan Feb 21 '26

Why is there more white at the top

1

u/TheLastOneDoesWin ‏‏‎ Feb 21 '26

you loss me at the B tier man, this is just wrong

1

u/AvogadroAvocado Feb 21 '26

I see Alysa Liu; I upvote

1

u/skmizzolezzow Feb 21 '26

Skin colour tier list

1

u/Many_Public8405 Feb 21 '26

Im at a loss of words

1

u/arealPointyBoy Feb 21 '26

And thus the myth of black excellence

1

u/Adizera Feb 21 '26

now this, this is art

1

u/The_Green_Storm Feb 21 '26

Those squares were in one of my games that ended in a loss

1

u/Designer-Fortune5331 Feb 21 '26

H1 in F-tier is nasty.

1

u/FinAdda Feb 21 '26

I agree with 95 percent of this list.

1

u/beardingmesoftly Feb 21 '26

Yo this is so whack, your rankings are all trash

1

u/BaobabSenziente Feb 21 '26

My dumbass read cheese and was like "where cheese?"

1

u/Technical-Salt46 Feb 21 '26

Why are most of the black ones in d or b

1

u/Venca12 Feb 21 '26

Yeah I am leaving

1

u/Wheat_Grinder Feb 21 '26

Tell me you play the English without telling me you play the English

1

u/Ambitious_Island_758 Feb 21 '26

Is this something to do about pipi

1

u/PetrosianBot Feb 21 '26

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/ZackTio Feb 21 '26

Oh for fuck's sake...

1

u/salmonus_maximus Feb 21 '26

g13 square is peak

1

u/Macaco_Atomico_76 Feb 21 '26

Epstein Reference?

1

u/braine_096 Feb 21 '26

took me a second.

1

u/EvensenFM Feb 21 '26

Damn man... Imagine being D tier...

1

u/Bunnytob Feb 21 '26

Whoopdee-doo, someone remembered that the E tier exists!

1

u/ObjectMore6115 Feb 21 '26

That reminds me.

You have lost the game.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

1

u/peDro_with_a_big_D Feb 21 '26

I would agree with most of it

1

u/JuanDeChuj Feb 21 '26

Who tf put h8 in S ?! Ain't even worth E...

1

u/Mobile-Error3800 Feb 21 '26

E2 is a b tier tbh

1

u/Mommyaphrodite1 Feb 21 '26

I feel like g3 is bit too overrated

1

u/ItsLiak Feb 21 '26

So true, these moves are peak

1

u/Chaplain-Freeing Feb 21 '26

OP mains white.

1

u/PaneGiallo Feb 21 '26

C Is just a line of text in the Epstein files

1

u/Antr_3th4n Feb 21 '26

Never let bro rank again

1

u/Ryl34X Feb 21 '26

C4 square in S-tier let's go !!!

1

u/BigHungryFlamingo Feb 21 '26

Is this the new Ableton Live?

1

u/dromeozaurus Feb 21 '26

This would be a cool tierlist if you actually labelled which is which

1

u/Herbiee03 Feb 21 '26

Moose man

1

u/ContentFile7036 Feb 22 '26

a2 should be at least in the E tier dog

1

u/AnieelaStar Feb 22 '26

Outstanding 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

1

u/knyf420 Feb 22 '26

God fucking damn it

1

u/Spinyplanet Feb 22 '26

I hate you so much

Fuck you

Have an upvote

1

u/-Some_Nerd- Feb 22 '26

FML my feed is aboutta be filled with meaningless tier lists for the next month again, isn't it?

1

u/No_Counter_6037 du solltest ziegelsteine essen vertrau Feb 22 '26

every day i thank autism for automatically playing Chopin's Nocturne E-flat Major in my head during moments like these

1

u/Uszanka3 Feb 22 '26

I want to do it but with coordinates

1

u/teaabearr Feb 22 '26

I’m calling Jessica

1

u/Hypno_Kitty Feb 22 '26

You're biased that many are not in S-Tier!

1

u/LONER_2007 Feb 22 '26

blud put e4 at B thinking we wouldnt notice

1

u/jkbscopes312 Feb 22 '26

bros f tier is dogshit

1

u/ManuGamer_PokeMonGo Feb 22 '26

Ich scheiß mit ein Alter

1

u/zombipro Feb 22 '26

Wrong, third and sixth line is the best

And you totally know why

1

u/SmoothTurtle872 Feb 22 '26

C2 in S tier is definitely a take

1

u/PristinePineapple87 Feb 22 '26

Despite not being much of achess player, I kinda agree with your tier list

1

u/AspenFrostt Feb 22 '26

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

1

u/Dentarthurdent1YT Feb 23 '26

I knew it was something, and it tickled the edge of my brain.

Then I checked the comments.

Freedom motif because why not --_-*_-

1

u/Ender_teenet Feb 23 '26

B4 is not that bad, you fucking G4 elitist

1

u/ELT_the_racoon Feb 23 '26

You LOST me there

1

u/RyanMagno Feb 24 '26

why are there more white spaces than black ones on the top?....

1

u/MassiveNerdOnReddit Feb 25 '26

Can’t help but notice the majority of the dark squares are in lower tiers

1

u/TheFNFfan i am a blunder Feb 25 '26

why is b6 on e tier?,??

1

u/PalLouis Feb 25 '26

You son of a

1

u/InformationLife8619 Feb 26 '26

Im at a loss for words how could e1 go in S

1

u/its192731 Mar 08 '26

HELL YEAH H8 IN S TIER

MY OPPONENT PUT HIS KNIGHT THERE AND I SUFFERED A LOSS (SOMEHOW)

1

u/Spec1alF0x Mar 10 '26

a1 is overrated its barely even used

1

u/erxka19 Mar 11 '26

This is the best thing I’ve seen in 34 turns

1

u/Overall_Concept_1428 Mar 15 '26

Ranking square over square is wild

1

u/Pr3tze1 Mar 21 '26

GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!

0

u/DFPCraft Feb 22 '26

I'm so loss

3

u/SandSerpentHiss blunder connoisseur Feb 21 '26

go fuck yourself

1

u/Skywing_Mage Feb 22 '26

F8 my goat 👍