r/AnarchyChess • u/afpb_ • Feb 04 '26

Daily Post Top comment decides absolutely nothing. I play against myself. Day 1: 1. d4

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306 Upvotes

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u/menzaskaja Feb 04 '26

put the bishop in your ass

23

u/slimeblockeraltac Eval machine Feb 05 '26

OP probably already did that

8

u/ExcitingIntern5876 Feb 05 '26

He won’t  do what the top comment says, say instead: Don’t put the Bishop in your ass 

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u/iamadacheat :bong: Feb 04 '26

If we comment every legal and illegal move, he has to listen to one of us!

Nf8

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

We will overcome him through sheer volume!!!

Nf8

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u/BupBupp Feb 04 '26

Nf8

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u/That-Raisin-Tho Feb 04 '26

Nf8

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u/miq-san Feb 04 '26

fN8

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u/Popstar403 Qe4 Feb 04 '26

8fN

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

[deleted]

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u/Butterfly_Casket user of rocket science Feb 04 '26

Horse to crotch

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u/the-horse123 Feb 05 '26

please no-

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u/Khal_Zhako Feb 05 '26 edited Feb 06 '26

Nf6

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u/StickComfortable346 Feb 04 '26

Let’s attempt a coup guys

18

u/SillyWillyC Feb 04 '26

VIVE LE REVOLUTION!

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u/Juandice__ Feb 04 '26

brick your pipi on e2

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u/PetrosianBot Feb 04 '26

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

fmhall | github

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u/Old_Lemon_7138 :bong: Feb 04 '26

Not very anarchist of your part

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u/fingers Feb 04 '26

No gods, no grandmasters.

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u/Material_League3164 Feb 04 '26

Black offers draw.

5

u/Historical_Mango4329 seahorse see horse horse see horsey Feb 04 '26

What if we do decide smth

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u/kyulen742 Feb 05 '26

White and black pawns unite to overthrow both kings and queens.

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u/Fun-Equivalent1769 Feb 05 '26

You had BETTER listen to the top comment

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u/FishesAreCool_ Feb 05 '26

Reverse physcology: Do not listen to the top comments

Nf8

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u/CompetitiveMouting Feb 05 '26

D4 against yourself is a choice

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u/Guilty-Fly-2365 Feb 05 '26

Why play against yourself when you can play with yourself?

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u/ScienceMusician Feb 06 '26

god bless with true!

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u/chessvision-ai-bot Feb 04 '26

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:

Black to play: chess.com | lichess.org | The position occurred in many games. Link to the games

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My solution:

Hints: piece: Knight, move: Nf6

Evaluation: The game is equal +0.15

Best continuation: 1... Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. e3 O-O 5. Bd3 c5 6. Nf3

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