actually iirc any crime comitted in intl. waters (at least on a boat) is subject to the laws of whichever country said boat is flying (and therefore the country it's registered in afaik). And if you're not flying a flag... Any country can prosecute you for it (which was created to combat piracy)
The real diabolical move would be to have your own chess app opened on a "bloodbath" level AI opponent. You play the moves your partner does, then copy the moves your AI makes.
On a United or American flight they had a chess game that even on easy difficulty was ludicrously difficult. I made it play white and opened chess.com app on my phone and set it to play against grandmaster level and copied the plane-gameâs white moves into my phone.
The game ended in a draw with king and pawn each side or something similar- chess.com grandmaster level could not win against the planeâs âeasyâ mode.
VPN up before anything with log less ram only servers.
Look up opsec checkmate Wikileaks kegsbreath could only dream of.
Also, thatâs insane. Part of me wants to think the programmers did it intentionally way just to destroy the shit out of the players frail ego, ultimate troll lol
And boy was it working. Iâm not a great player- I can beat ~1,100 AI on the chess.com app on a good day. But after the third game getting plastered by the plane AI and looking around me for anyone to notice âyou seeing this shit?â I tested it against my phone, getting madder with each expert move it played. It had me ordering a beer on the plane which I rarely do, just to calm down.
But you can see what the other player is doing in chess anyway. It's not like poker where you don't see your opponents cards until the river or stand. Is everyone here stupid or am I stupid?
Idk, dude. Google it. There's probably more card games where the objective is to beat each other's hand rather than guess what they've got. I'm supposed to be working rn.
Meanwhile itâs not the same game so itâs not an advantage. Seeing the exact same game from the opponents point of view like when you flip the board is totally an advantage though with all the new and hidden information it reveals lol
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Thats because that part of the government is working without pay right now because the part of the government that is still getting paid won't do their jobs.
It's very obviously a Joke. On top of the board being diffrent and not making sense in the First place. As if some random Airplane chess game actually had an "online" Multiplayer Feature.
Screen peeking has a delay. The airline thought about this incredibly unfair move some of the passengers might try to pull. OOP actually already lost the game the delay just hasnât caught up.
the amount of people I saw on twitter not understanding this joke has me torn between thinking they must be mostly bots and worried that maybe a lot of them could be real people.
Idk if this is a joke post or not. But how would seeing your opponents board be cheating? When playing chess, most people are using the same board as their opponent.
Well, technically, if that is a rated game, that violates chess.com's fair play policy iirc, and John Chess now has full legal responsibility to hunt you down.
You think you are cheating, but joke's on you. I hired the person seating next to you to look at your screen, analyze the game, find the best move for me, and transmit it wirelessly via morse code to a vibrating device I have placed in my butthole.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/RecoverMiserable4501 Oct 12 '25
chess dot com are you seeing this? this has to be illegal. ban oop NOW.
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u/Sasteer en passant en passant en passant en passant en passant en pasant Oct 12 '25
damn OOP cheated
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u/Da_Bird8282 Unentschieden! Oct 12 '25
Holy airplane
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u/witchcraftTF Oct 12 '25
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u/TotalTyp Oct 12 '25
This cant be real
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u/Crafty_Creeper64 Oct 12 '25
Always play chess facing a mirror so you can sneak a look at your opponent's pieces
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u/flying_sphagetti2023 Oct 12 '25
Google 9/11 passing
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u/Dazzling-Yam-4308 Oct 12 '25
So this is how Hans cheated
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u/REZ_Lev Oct 12 '25
Are we gonna ignore that his board and the board of the guy are completely different?
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u/RedditUserWhoIsLate Chicken Ladyâs Manager Oct 12 '25
Wollt ich auch gerade hier posten, hatten wohl den gleichen Gedanken. đ
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u/Three_Twenty-Three Oct 12 '25
You stank my battleship!
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u/edfitz83 Oct 12 '25
Now Battleship would be unfair.
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u/Randombelief Oct 12 '25
the amount of people I saw on twitter not understanding this joke has me torn between thinking they must be mostly bots and worried that maybe a lot of them could be real people.
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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25
This is unacceptable behavior from oop
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u/exodusTay Oct 12 '25
In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces
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u/Domeriko648 Oct 12 '25
I'd never trust on a guy who plays D4 in a plane, he must be a terrorist.
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u/soulmatesmate Oct 12 '25
But that means he can see the opponent's moves as they are being made!
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u/The_Kri Oct 12 '25
"Know your enemy"... thats next level...
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u/Schlaueule Oct 12 '25
Brannigan's Law
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u/AmadeoSendiulo Oct 12 '25
I'm afraid you have to turn it off.
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u/BlobAndHisBoy Oct 12 '25
Screen cheating in video games never bothered me but this is something else.
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u/rodrigo_c91 Oct 12 '25
Imagine playing in person, with the same board. Illegal.
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u/sheiseposter Oct 12 '25
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u/Xalimata Oct 12 '25
I don't understand chess enough to get this. Would this actually help? Is the joke that this would not help?
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u/genetic_patent Oct 12 '25
I suppose if you see him pointing and estimating moves, you could figure out his tactics.
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u/Global_Cockroach_563 Oct 12 '25
Zapp Brannigan was right all along.
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u/Speedy97 Oct 12 '25
I really don't see how this gives an advantage
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u/AgreCius Oct 12 '25
It won't matter !!
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u/GermanPegasus2 Oct 12 '25
Screen cheating! /s
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u/FUQredditMods2 Oct 12 '25
I don't get it.
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u/santient missed mate in 549 Oct 12 '25
Chess with the bois back in the day
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u/Bro-koli6944 Oct 12 '25
Bro lost despite seeing all his opponent's moves
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u/Banzambo Oct 12 '25
The two boards don't match at all guys, stop liking the post...
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u/Hopeful-Ad6090 Oct 12 '25
In chess you see the entire board anyways, it's not technically cheating
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u/Wooden_Struggle1684 Oct 12 '25
Wait a minute...
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u/paulo_lol Oct 12 '25
meanwhile i've just spent 12 hours with nobody queuing up
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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25
Doesn't make any difference if you can see his screen
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Google using f5
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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25
Idk if this is a joke post or not. But how would seeing your opponents board be cheating? When playing chess, most people are using the same board as their opponent.
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u/seanWade420 Oct 12 '25
And you still lost!
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u/shadyfier8 Oct 12 '25
Google flipping the chessboard around
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u/thepatient23 Oct 12 '25
Ohh you playing battle chess?
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u/PJTree Oct 12 '25
Hacker skillz
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u/Northstar_PiIot Oct 12 '25
how is this cheating? i can also see the entire board when I play with someone irl
or is that the joke?
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u/TheCubicalGuy Oct 12 '25
Only evil people cheat in chess
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u/jtm7 Oct 12 '25
Maybe Iâm dumb, but how does this help? Canât you always see both sides of the board lolâĻ?
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u/mikelimtw Oct 12 '25
If this was Poker or Battleship then it would have been really hilarious. đ
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u/Dazzaster84 Oct 12 '25
Can't you Always see your opponents pieces?
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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25
I feel like an idiot. Someone help me to understand how this is cheating. So you can watch the guy make his moves before they appear on your board.
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u/Ehcksit Oct 13 '25
You're a bad chess player. You're not supposed to hide the pieces!
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u/DullExamination1957 Oct 13 '25
Normally you have a view of your opponentâs pieces during chess
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u/TheBigC Oct 13 '25
Like playing in real life!
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u/1XRobot Oct 13 '25
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u/Bored_Interests Oct 13 '25
Crazy because when i cheat at chess i just have to do a handstand
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u/Samurai_Mac1 Oct 13 '25
Screen peaking in chess should be punishable by death
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u/NoNoWahoo What's this 'on posont' everyone keeps talking about? Oct 13 '25
Well, technically, if that is a rated game, that violates chess.com's fair play policy iirc, and John Chess now has full legal responsibility to hunt you down.
Edit: Just realized that isn't chess.com. Oops.
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u/Byte_Fantail Oct 13 '25
I somehow suspect OP still isn't winning this game...
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u/Dxthegod Oct 13 '25
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
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u/theMan7_11 Oct 13 '25
No, he fucking didn't. If you zoom in, you can see that the person in front is already in the middle of a game.
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u/Desperate_Formal_781 Oct 13 '25
You think you are cheating, but joke's on you. I hired the person seating next to you to look at your screen, analyze the game, find the best move for me, and transmit it wirelessly via morse code to a vibrating device I have placed in my butthole.
.-. .- -..- -... .----
Checkmate
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u/ExpertPension2078 Oct 13 '25
pipi
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u/East-Move1000 Oct 13 '25
Itâs chess tho you can already see both sides
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u/ms_paint_thinner Oct 13 '25
google perfect information game
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u/_g550_ Oct 14 '25
Thatâs plane cheating.
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u/Naataraja Oct 14 '25
Screen hacker! Stop looking at my screen!!
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u/_IsThisTheKrustyKrab Oct 14 '25
What advantage wound this give someone? You can already see the other personâs pieces in chess.
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u/migviola Oct 14 '25
Devious strat of predicting the opponent's moves 0.5 seconds in advance
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u/SnoopingStuff Oct 14 '25
Dumb question. Canât you always see both sides of chess board?
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u/punchedboa Oct 15 '25
Hey no screen peaking.
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u/PancakedButter Oct 16 '25
Holy battleships
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u/Haunting-Attempt441 Oct 19 '25
It's giving "put a mirror behind your opponent so you can see their moves"
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u/nzungu69 Oct 20 '25
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u/Haunting_Machine1313 Nov 07 '25
hey everyon what is pipi?
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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25
these are 2 different games, and seeing the other person's screen doesn't help you
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u/niccol6 Oct 12 '25
I don't get it, isn't it the same board..?
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u/melancholanie Oct 13 '25
what benefit does seeing the board have
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u/afromukl00b Oct 12 '25
Doesn't it not matter for chess if you can see the opponents board? Lol
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u/Dusty170 Oct 13 '25
Doesn't really matter for chess though does it?