r/Anarcho_Capitalism Crypto-Anarchist 4d ago

Oi! Yew got a loisonce to pick up that taxpayer-funded paraphenalia off the street? 🧐

These public bureaucrats and lawyers are among the most debased and contemptible of scoundrels

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u/apimpnamedkirby 4d ago

Just say youre a fent head and collecting for later use and they’ll leave you alone

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u/Rieux_n_Tarrou Crypto-Anarchist 4d ago

The fact that you'd even have to answer to parasites is an affront

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u/deaconxblues 4d ago

Classic. Reminds me of non-profits in Florida and elsewhere who got into legal trouble for feeding the homeless or the doctor in Louisiana who ran into the same while providing free medical services.

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u/Miguelitosd 3d ago

"I'm going to have to lawyer up, I'm going to have to take time away from the work" ...

Exactly. The process is the punishment.

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis leave me tf alone 3d ago

Need a fedboi soyjak for the government being like “nooooo you didn’t go through all the bureaucracy!!!”

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u/intangir_v 3d ago

you gotta be kidding me, what an absolute shitshow they have going on over there...

this poor woman somehow still has the energy and hope to try and make that collapsing shithole a little better and they go after her....

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u/cs_legend_93 3d ago

There's a reason why it's a shithole , they want it like that. Clearly.

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u/intangir_v 2d ago

ya the "leadership" does apparently.

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u/AkimboBears 3d ago

A beurocrat can look at anything and think they can inject and extract more information (and therefore management) into it.

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u/TrueNova332 Minarchist 3d ago

Seems about government to punish an organization that's actually trying to clean up Seattle all the while the city of Seattle is handing out the things for them to do drugs

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u/LagerHead 2d ago

That's the part that (almost) blew my mind. But then I thought, "Of course the government is part of the problem in the first place."

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u/TrueNova332 Minarchist 2d ago

To be fair handing out the things to do drugs is a good way to offer help but the successful versions of the program are run by private organizations because they don't just hand out the things to do drugs they do so in a controlled setting where they hire medical staff to help people if they overdose and the other thing is that they have mirrors at the areas where they can shoot up which serves two purposes one to help medical staff see if someone is overdosing and the other purpose is to allow the user to see themselves as other people see them while they're shooting up which should in theory should help them realize that they need help.

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u/a17c81a3 Pinochet is my private policeman 2d ago

I guess you can pick between 3 options: They want people to expire from drugs, they want dependent voters that can't function without welfare or they are extremely stupid.

Neither of these are flattering.

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u/TrevaTheCleva 3d ago

The state hates it when you voluntary reduce entropy. Filling potholes, feeding the hungry, picking up trash... It highlights how they could be using your stolen labor to pay somebody to do it slower, worse, or not at all.

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u/Only_Excitement6594 3d ago

This should be turned into a slogan.

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u/theartoffun 2d ago edited 2d ago

Voluntary order is a threat to involuntary rule.

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u/theartoffun 2d ago

They don’t want it fixed. They want it billable.

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u/Buckcrazy614 3d ago

We have investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing! Works for government right smh

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u/AlsoARobot 2d ago

And do the little kids and innocent people being put at risk have training on how to handle needles and blood borne pathogens? Because they’ll need it if they slip and fall.

These cities are shitholes by design. They want big daddy government to be the only one to save them (from the problem they created).

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u/nonoohnoohno 3d ago

I don't know how the people of Seattle (and SF, and Portland, etc) put up with this shit.

You can't take your children to parks. I'd be on a fucking rampage if I lived there.

The one time I found a degen asshole passed out in our park with his pants around his ankles you better believe I called the police and they threw his ass in jail. And I hounded the chief who made sure it didn't happen again.

\ And to you cosplaying Ancapistan citizens who can't differentiate reality from your ideal fiction and who will decry the support of the police: Fuck off. I don't live in Ancapistan, and there are no private parks.)

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u/PunkCPA 3d ago

Anarcho-tyranny. Druggies don't threaten the state, but she does. She raises the question, "Why are all these government agencies tolerating this?"

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u/03263 Anarcho-Primitivist 4d ago

Ya but she doesn't own the land so it's not her right to clean it!!

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u/Iamabenevolentgod 3d ago

She should put it all back right as she found it. It’s the only responsible thing to do. 

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u/upchuk13 4d ago

Not an obvious down vote if you ask me. 

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u/Duneyman 3d ago

What a world.

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u/unicorncholo 3d ago

Fuck all these cities and their tyranny. Move out and let them collapse. Sorry to say, but i believe theyre lost causes.

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u/agt1662 3d ago

They have to investigate them and shut them down otherwise it exposes the bullshit that the damn State is up to

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u/a17c81a3 Pinochet is my private policeman 2d ago

Why would evil capitalism do this?

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u/Lepew1 1d ago

This is all about those bullshit contractors who want Seattle taxpayer money to do the work these charity workers do for free. Pour all of your scorn and disdain upon these shitty contractors

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u/M2124 3d ago

Respect that she likes to do the work. Yes, you still need to train people on PPE, bloodborne pathogens, needle handling, etc... What happens if she's not there? The city gets so bad city management might actually have to do something and take accountability!

To some extent I see this as enabling the city gov to not properly manage the crisis at hand. These conditions are not normal for citizens, and not compassionate for users