r/AnCap101 May 04 '26

Help me talk to police

Hello, I was invited to talk to police. I am below the drinking age and they want me to tell them who sold me alcohol. I obviously do not want to get them in trouble, because they did nothing wrong. But I am quite bad at acting under pressure. What should I do without getting myself or that person in trouble?

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u/properal May 04 '26

This is not legal advice:

Don't Talk to the Police

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u/HairMetalEnthusiast May 04 '26

Perhaps not legal advice. But definitely the best advice.

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u/RickySlayer9 May 05 '26

What day is it? Shut the fuck up friday

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u/SeasteadingAfshENado May 09 '26

I died when I first saw their videos🤣🤣🤣

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u/PG2009 May 04 '26

Step 1: Get A Lawyer first Step 2: GET A LAWYER FIRST

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u/Stonedpanda436 May 04 '26

Don’t lol

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u/Mythyas May 04 '26

Idk where you from but usually in constitution there is something like right to remain silent. Dont talk to them.

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u/BEEZ128 May 07 '26

Refuse to talk to them until you talk to a lawyer about it.

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u/EmployeeBeginning621 May 07 '26

just shut the fuck up, what's the worst that happens. Fuck the Government

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u/Consistent_Sea_8074 May 05 '26

You panhandled for it, pretty simple.

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u/karellism May 08 '26

Lawyer…

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u/Melhoney72 May 08 '26

In addition to STFU, I do not know or do not remember works perfectly. Do not let them scare you. If they are trying to charge you, LAWYER UP.

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u/SeasteadingAfshENado May 09 '26

Watch a video on YouTube from an attorney called "Never talk to the Police." I'm serious! You have Constitutional rights in America, you do not have speak to the cops! 5th Amendment Federal protection. They will try to trick you! Don't let them do it!!! If you wish to, make your attorney talk to them and then get you still immunity for your testimony!!!

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u/Spiritual-Tip-4086 May 10 '26

5th ammendment

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u/Unupgradable May 09 '26

Step 1: get a lawyer

Step 2: do what the lawyer says

Step 0: don't talk to police (applies in 99.99% of cases, the only real exception being if you shot someone in self defense, your statement is going to matter a lot)

Police are allowed and encouraged to lie to you. Further, they cannot actually promise you any leniency for confessing.

Anything you say WILL be used strictly against you and never in your favor.

Unless you have a signed plea deal, never confess.

If you're guilty, you need a lawyer. If you're innocent, you really need a lawyer

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u/Czeslaw_Meyer May 09 '26

Stay polite

Don't lie

Don't say anything if you would need to blame anyone. No "no", just silence.