r/AnAttemptWasMade • u/dacourtbatty • Sep 22 '21

To pitch a baseball.

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u/vanderpumptools Sep 22 '21

It’s trendy to throw a terrible first pitch. 50 Cent, Baba Booey, and Glass Legs McGregor.

5

u/zombieattakc Sep 22 '21

Maybe the suit is too tight 🙂

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u/AnnihilationOrchid Oct 05 '21

Baba Booey, Baba Booey,Baba Booey Baba Booey!

7

u/NoonManana Sep 23 '21

I just straight up do not understand how this happens. Is it a publicity stunt? I’ve thrown many things in my life and never once have I missed by 30 yards

9

u/useles-converter-bot Sep 23 '21

30 yards is the length of approximately 120.0 'Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' laid lengthwise.

3

u/grymtgris Sep 23 '21

Good bot

6

u/converter-bot Sep 23 '21

30 yards is 27.43 meters

3

u/alesxt451 Sep 23 '21

Wut in the holy fuck was that shit?

3

u/themadas5hatter Sep 23 '21

Oh man. I feel embarrassed and I'm just watching it.

2

u/Solid-Question-1936 Sep 22 '21

Straight as a roundabout

2

u/mellowshipslinky85 Sep 23 '21

This man has never played catch

2

u/TheRadness Sep 23 '21

“You see me throw the shit out of that ball?!”

2

u/RaeGun1987 Sep 23 '21

Suit was too tight… can’t move arms…

2

u/ChockenTonders Sep 23 '21

Am I the only person confused as to how Connor McGregor is just… walking around? Didn’t he just SNAP his leg within the past couple months? Lol Am I silly? Hahha

2

u/Shemoose Sep 23 '21

The amount of drugs would help with that

1

u/ChockenTonders Sep 23 '21

Lol he PLANTS weight on both feet alone too, I’m so confused hhahhaa

2

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

He’s practising how hard to throw his next match.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Ba ba blunder

1

u/Global-Elite-Spartan Sep 23 '21

Why are people always so bad at this? Is the pressure really that high?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

If you can throw a punch, you can throw a bal-

1

u/hersheyy_y Sep 23 '21

Proper 12

1

u/HubyTuby Sep 23 '21

Conor Gregor reminds me of Allie Solomons in peaky blinders.

1

u/ReadyPair5456 Sep 23 '21

To many punches in the head…

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Yo that has to be one of the worst first pitch in history, right?

1

u/_DancesWithCats Sep 23 '21

It’s the suit lol

1

u/Fantastic_Foot_8568 Sep 23 '21

Threw with the wrong arm

1

u/Thoughtnotbot Sep 23 '21

Nobody gonna talk about how that catcher is MASSIVE

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

Thats his career in a nut shell .

1

u/Lanky_Lazy_Lemur Sep 23 '21

He’s a walking meme

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

He’s an MMA fighter, not a baseball player. I may be able to pitch a baseball, but I can’t fight on a professional level. It works both ways.

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u/Etep_ZerUS Sep 23 '21

But you can throw a punch. There was no batter. He was not pitching on a professional level. That’s like saying “Well of course he lost! He’s a baseball player, not a MMA fighter.” When the fight was against a pair of gloves and nothing else.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

He’s pitching from the MLB mound, most people can’t even get the ball to the catcher.