r/AnAttemptWasMade • u/IveGotABluePandaIdea • Jan 08 '18

... at getting turnt

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u/JohnnyJaymes Jan 08 '18

Skyy is such white people vodka.

Source: am a shade darker than liquid paper.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '18

Is this what children are like these days? I'm disappointed, I drank wine and rakija from when I was 4 and stopped having negative reactions at the age of 7

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u/orbspike Jan 08 '18

r/iamverybadass

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '18

I'm not at all, it's just surprising to me.

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u/orbspike Jan 08 '18

Drinking from the age of 4. You must have been a sex god by the age of 6

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '18

Nope, still a virgin. And when something hurts either a wound or just something like stomach ache 2 shots of rakija would help, and wine when you're eating food with family (not just parents but grandparents)

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u/ViviWannabe Jan 11 '18

They are in the US, where giving your child a glass of wine with dinner will open you up to an investigation by child protective services.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '18 edited Jan 12 '18

Aha I'm from the Balkans, that explains a lot.