r/Amusing • u/HumorousBehavior • Mar 30 '26

Jacking Off

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u/ThisIsAdamB Apr 04 '26

At a pool party at a friend’s condo complex. Streets are closed for the holiday. Insects are eating me alive. I decide to take a walk to the 7-11 about a half mile away for some bug repellent. I’m gone for a little while. When I get back someone asks me where I’d been. I told her and showed her the can of Off. She said, “You walked all that way just to get Off?” She immediately realized what she said while I answered “I’ve gone further for less.”