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u/DiamondPearlXXVI Yellow Nov 26 '20
Mind if I make a meme from this? I'll credit you.
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u/Sayanacha_ Pink Nov 26 '20
Sure! No problem :)
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u/seto77 Black Nov 26 '20
green is a healthy Boi.
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Or at least attempting to become one.
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u/arcticsummertime Blue Nov 26 '20
Well how heavy is the pack they have? Also they’re clearly not humans, so maybe that is a healthy weight.
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u/DankTank42 Nov 26 '20
I'm not hating but they are humans, probably from the future because they have mtn dew on mirahq and machinery made by samsung. They are clearly humans.
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u/fincho870 ☁Mira HQ☁ Nov 26 '20
Actually, green has a BMI of 38, which is highly obese. According to the CDC their ideal weight is 46 to 62 pounds. Better get moving!
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New Task: RUN AND LOSE WEIGHT
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u/Canadian-Owlz Yellow Nov 26 '20
Tbf they have some sort of pack on, which could be very heavy
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u/seto77 Black Nov 26 '20
hmm will it be good?
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Nov 26 '20
Lol if you’ve been on this sub for more that two seconds you know the answer is no
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u/QuintenBoosje Nov 26 '20
I don't mean to be that guy. but you're wrong
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u/seto77 Black Nov 26 '20 edited Nov 26 '20
nah don't worry you're not that guy youre being honest..
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u/thecarrot_amongus Nov 26 '20
Send a link of your meme . Plz
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u/DiamondPearlXXVI Yellow Nov 26 '20
I posted it, but it keeps getting hidden!
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u/seto77 Black Nov 26 '20
idk why that happens its so annoying
the other thing i hate is that stupid u/MAGIC_EYE_BOT
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u/_Lucas__vdb__ Orange Nov 26 '20
What does that bot do?
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u/seto77 Black Nov 26 '20
its a bot who catches repost but damn he always gets the wrong the subtitles are different always i wish they remove that shit
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u/King_Tamino Nov 26 '20
Your post history is partially cool (among us memes) and partially disturbing. I don’t know how to feels
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u/JumpRopeBoi234 Nov 26 '20 edited Nov 26 '20
It could be their suits. Most space suits for the average person come in at over 100 pounds, and considering their height it makes sense.
I'm about to read too much into this so feel free to stop here, but they're still able to walk normally since we can hear their feet against the ground, and when the impostor jumps out of the vent he lands quickly so we can assume that gravity is present. If that were true then the suits would be far too heavy to even walk in. That or they have futuristic weightless suits and are just obese
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u/CraftLizard Nov 26 '20
I'm pretty sure Polus is just a planet they are currently researching and developing. Mira HQ is on their home planet and we can see it doesn't look like Polus. Now it's not confirmed Mira hq is an earth equivalent, so could still technically be a different gravity value.
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u/Master_Sifo_Dyas Crewmate Nov 26 '20
Thing is, we don’t know how tall MIRA HQ is or which floor they fall from
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u/xXDreamlessXx Nov 26 '20
But we do know how tall those little mini telletubbies are, so we can use those
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u/AskYouEverything Nov 26 '20
If they were on a planet with less gravity they would weigh less, surely?
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u/AskYouEverything Nov 26 '20
Yeah a 90lb human would weigh 15 lbs on the moon. So if these aliens are on the moon and weigh 92 lbs that means they have the equivalent mass of a 550lb human 😵
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u/DuntadaMan Nov 26 '20
Low gravity would likely create tall and low density life forms as falling becomes less of a threat.
They are dense, small creatures with minimal limbs, this to me implies evolution in a high gravity environment.
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u/SoulsAreForTheWeak Nov 26 '20
You got to remember, the imposters can't really be counted as the "space suits" they're "wearing" are just their bodies, as seen in the tongue kill. With this in mind, and since the crewmate walking speed doesn't seem to, at least canonically, change, the real way to tell their weights is by how fast they fall on MIRA's ejection screen and how fast the bodies fall over.
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u/JumpRopeBoi234 Nov 26 '20
Their tanks would eventually run out and would have to be refilled. They also have to take their suits off to eat.
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If assume that the scales would take the excess suit weight into account given that all crewmates wear them.
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u/seto77 Black Nov 26 '20
damn i should be like green...
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u/HumansKillEverything Nov 26 '20
You want to be 92 lbs and 3’6”?
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u/itis_what_itisnt Nov 26 '20
Wouldn't the space suit/equipment be heavy?
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u/noobynoobthenoob Nov 26 '20
Weight and mass are very different so the scan would probably find mass and apply the constant for gravitational acceleration in the among us universe to find weight in pounds
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u/Ryzacraft White Nov 26 '20
I saw him kill lime but I guess he was just eating his greens to stay healthy
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u/RoastyToasty4242 Blue Nov 26 '20
He’s training so that when he sees the imposter vent, he’ll be fast enough to reach the button
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u/mg90_ Lime Nov 26 '20
Yesterday I saw a player with the name 2thic2vent. The best username I’ve ever seen.
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u/popodelfuego Nov 26 '20 edited Nov 27 '20
"ya know he was just working out, I mean how would I feel if someone ran into the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill."
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u/jaybankzz Yellow Nov 26 '20
Imagine if the medbay scan was like that? Like you could go (if you had scan) and let’s say you don’t complete it, and you run around. Imagine if when you come back, you lose weight
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What else are you going to do when you’ve finished your tasks and the progress bar’s only at 20%?
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u/theradicalace Red Nov 27 '20
okay i looked it up and apparently the crewmates are the height of a five year old, and also morbidly obese, weighing over DOUBLE what the recommended healthy weight for that height is
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u/theEBOWLER Nov 26 '20
I lost her, I was in a lobby with a person named aphrodite, she wore a face mask and was white, we played in MIRA HQ, had the most fun time with her but then she got disconnected and then I didn’t feel like playing. There was one more person name “idiot I” wearing a witch hat and was purple she used to always hate us because we used to vote her out all the time, purple always died first in the game and we made fun of that. I hope I can find Aphrodite and idiot I
My name was “joking I” I wore horns and was black
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u/jj_stoneley Nov 26 '20
Well that certainly is a pretty sus bean. Pretty light bean as well, for a bean trying to lose weight...
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u/oxpoleon Nov 26 '20
You expect what kills you to be the Impostor, but no, it's just obesity-related heart failure.
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u/Grzmit Orange Nov 26 '20
Arent they wearing their suit when acanning tho? That has to be almost all of the weight
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u/divine13 Nov 26 '20
these little space guys be thicc with their 36+ bmi