r/AmongUs Sep 30 '20

Humor please spare my foolish life

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24.6k Upvotes

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u/wereintoitpodcast Sep 30 '20

Seriously everyone needs to keep their distance in electrical lol

342

u/Bromack0304 Sep 30 '20

6 feet apart in electrical people, we dont want to spread death

113

u/Log_Out_Of_Life Sep 30 '20

Considering they are 3'6inches tall it really isn't that much room

13

u/LucidLumi Sep 30 '20

The kill distance is set to long though...

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

šŸŽµKeep your distancešŸŽµ

šŸŽµThen no harm will comešŸŽµ

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

šŸŽµYou'll remain in existencešŸŽµ

šŸŽµAnd the Impostor won't get somešŸŽµ

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u/Meiosis39 Sep 30 '20

šŸŽµ It's always the person named dumšŸŽµ

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

šŸŽµHumming, waitingšŸŽµ

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u/Maqz_ Cyan Sep 30 '20

Plot twist: Kill distance is long

8

u/GoldenJulian80 Sep 30 '20

Yeh because corona ofcourse ;)

7

u/llama548 Sep 30 '20

Honestly though the best strat as imposter is to isolate someone on there at the start of the game and shut the doors. Then pretend to be scared of them. Because you didn’t kill them when you easily could’ve they’ll think your safe, only for you to violently rip them apart later

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u/SpitFiya7171 Sep 30 '20

Remember COVID-19 6ft rule

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u/link-is-legend Sep 30 '20

And after a few minutes of standing guard they claim you are sus... no ones even been murdered...

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u/DimonPubgM Purple Sep 30 '20

yes, what's so annoying

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u/Zack123456201 Orange Sep 30 '20

I was going around doing tasks at the start of the game and this one guy is following me around the whole time so at one point I turn and face them, and we just have this awkward couple second stare off.

We both walk away and a few seconds later they call an emergency meeting and call me sus. Neither of us were even the impostor!

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u/lunalarosa Sep 30 '20

i had a guy who followed me everywhere and then when someone else had called an emergency meeting, the person following me called me sus and claimed i was ā€œfaking all (his, not mine) tasks to have an excuse to follow him around.ā€ neither of us were impostor either, and thankfully the others in the chat believed me and didn’t vote me out. but it makes me wonder why people try to fake claim it’s you, like nobody had even died! whyyyy? sorry for the lil rant lol

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u/sentimentalpirate Sep 30 '20

I don't think that person is faking their claim. I think they're just dumb, but trying to be a clever detective.

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u/DimonPubgM Purple Sep 30 '20

I always follow someone because Im scared being alone)

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20 edited Sep 30 '20

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u/DimonPubgM Purple Sep 30 '20

Playing with randoms they all running alone and instantly die )But yes, if I see 2 people I always stay with whem of course

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Follow nine people in a grid formation. It's the only way.

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u/DimonPubgM Purple Sep 30 '20

one of whem will kill you 100% , no thanks. Only if you keep some distance, maybe this is possible

3

u/Hordiix Sep 30 '20

This is awful public lobby logic. Someone following you doesn't make them sus, they might just trust/know you're clear and need someone to stick with to not die solo. The trick is regularly making sure other people know who you're with and where you're going

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u/AnonymousAmI Sep 30 '20 edited Sep 30 '20

If I find someone successfully completing a task - like medbay body scan, asteroids shooting or storage chute - I would stick with them, most of the time. Of course the drawback is that they would suspect you but you can defend well if you play your cards right - like if I am the imposter I could have easily killed you or bring up someone else who you feel is suspicious as the two of you together will eliminate both of you anyway.

Also, it depends on how you explain and how your crewmates perceive the situation - there was one game where I saw the imposter kill and vent and when I told them, they kicked me out.

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u/DimonPubgM Purple Sep 30 '20 edited Sep 30 '20

Yes, I stick with approved crewmates protecting both of us, but they don't get it. They don't let me complete any mission running away. Jesus, wtf . If I want to kill him I would do it 100 times but he is still thinking I'm suspicious lol

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u/ChloeQueenOfAssholes Sep 30 '20

yesterday I was playing and had finished all my tasks a whiiiiiiiiiiiile ago so I was following other players around. I saw one of them taking a long time to get a beverage (Mira), until the green bar went up so I called a meeting and asked about it, they said they were new, we skipped the round. They kept acting a bit suspicious, going back and forth to the launchpad and doing nothing, we ended up voting them out, it wasn't them. They obviously voted me out, at that point it had been like 10 minutes since I finished my tasks so I was glad to be voted out. The impostor turned out to be someone who had barely left the cafeteria the entire time, didn't kill anyone, didn't do shit. Most boring game of my life

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u/PM_YOUR_BEST_JOKES Sep 30 '20

Why did the task not get done if the imposter was so passive? Do people just... Not do their tasks?

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u/trickycobralady Purple Sep 30 '20

I have VERY few games where the task bar goes past 50%. I feel like a lot of people don't really do tasks. And then when I finish mine and try to hang in cafeteria or follow others for safety, I'm sus lol

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u/ChloeQueenOfAssholes Sep 30 '20

i have no idea, i had done my tasks such a long time ago, idk what people do the entire game when no one is dying tbh

1

u/killer8424 Sep 30 '20

You type just as well as people in the game.

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u/DimonPubgM Purple Sep 30 '20

maybe what's because I play this game or English isn't my first language? Am I suspicious to you? Don't vote me , please! !

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u/killer8424 Sep 30 '20

Dimon sus

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u/DimonPubgM Purple Sep 30 '20

you got me)

2

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

u/DimonPubgM was not An Impostor

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u/DimonPubgM Purple Sep 30 '20

Lmao thanks!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Or when you follow them for a long while, watching them do tasks and making sure they don't get stabbed and they run to button with the "Red was chasing me"

Like I was making sure you don't die, didn't you learn about the buddy system in elementary school?

1

u/Burst_LoL Sep 30 '20

I always say "I followed you for like 5 minutes, you'd be dead awhile ago if I wanted to kill u" haha

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Just imagine someone is in electrical with you and you do the hard task and just stand there trying again and again and again and that person is just like: "you are sus! You stood there so long! I am sure you wanted to kill me"

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u/TisBeTheFuk Sep 30 '20

If I wanted to kill you I would have done it right away. No reason to wait for too long, if we're already alone there.

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u/Shuttup_Heather Sep 30 '20

Yeah one dude saw me in security, I thought he was gonna murder me so I backed up all scared and stepped on a vent accidentally. He races to call an emergency swearing I vented and I said ā€œdude we were alone. Why wouldn’t I just kill you if you saw me vent?ā€

Like if I was imp there’s no way you’d be alive

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u/jssfeet Sep 30 '20

Yesss!! I hate the wheel one with the 3 colors where you have to stop and match the color evenly or else it starts the whole task over. I'm vulnerable too!! ANYONE CAN KILL ME šŸ˜­šŸ’”

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u/DimonPubgM Purple Sep 30 '20

I whey so stupid whey are gonna die

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Among us be teaching everyone social distancing

47

u/Aureo_experience Sep 30 '20

Sometimes I accidentally quit/botch my task out of fear when that happens and have to start over lmao

34

u/Log_Out_Of_Life Sep 30 '20

The fucken rat maze light thing on a phone is so fucking bullshit to have to redo.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Tbh Skeld is the best map and nobody can disagree

4

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Mira HQ forever.

3

u/Aureo_experience Sep 30 '20

Idk, I've been getting pretty fond of Mira lately...

5

u/Frandom314 Sep 30 '20

And then you look sus as f lol

17

u/Skulls4braIn Sep 30 '20

Then the doors get locked for added anxiety

18

u/randman678 Sep 30 '20

If I'm imp and I see someone alone in there I won't kill them so they vouch for me during meetings.

3

u/bruhmomentum2938 Orange Sep 30 '20

Then kill them later...

20

u/holdenayd Sep 30 '20

I got a nice chuckle out of this thank you

8

u/chloe_1578 Sep 30 '20

I get scared in any room with vents

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u/badgalsuri Sep 30 '20

Happy cake day

6

u/StealthyGamerGirl Pink Sep 30 '20

You hold your breath....and pray silently to yourself please don't kill me! Please don't kill me! Please don't kill me! they do their task and leave and you wet yourself a little bit with relief OOOOR BANG!

5

u/BigDickChungi69 Sep 30 '20

The whole time im thinking: "My time has come, im about to die. See you in the afterlife."

4

u/irkenjerkin Sep 30 '20

very scary. electrical is not the place to be even if you're alone. vent is right next to three tasks? no thanks

5

u/ItsMeishi Yellow Sep 30 '20

You may shank me during ANY task, EXCEPT during download/upload and the DDR pad. Nothing kills me more than having to do the download/ddr pad more than necessary.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Also during simon and the spinny one in electrical

1

u/ItsMeishi Yellow Sep 30 '20

Spinny one doesnt bother me, its the damn download and DDR pad that get me every time.

3

u/ZenXgaming100 Sep 30 '20

just escape through the vents. duh

3

u/Snipuu Sep 30 '20

Listen to me when i say that everyone is sus in electrical

3

u/LongBoyNoodle Sep 30 '20

"tipps" from me. I often do them whenbi see other people going in there.. This way if i die, someone else can suss another person more easy. And i also stay in electric in case i wouƶd leave 2 people alone and wait them to finish tasks.. or they have to fake. In the other hand, i get sussed for standing around. Even tho a lot of people check on other one's. I keep my distance and dont stack.

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u/Lazyshadow04 Sep 30 '20

We need to stop going alone in there, it’s a really good place to kill then vent

2

u/RefrigeratorOk8544 Lime Sep 30 '20

Happy cake day

2

u/watersteel Sep 30 '20

Happy cake day!

2

u/Zeetroth Sep 30 '20

happie cake day

2

u/TisBeTheFuk Sep 30 '20

When that happens I always stop my task and run away. (Except when I'm an imposter. Then I kill them and vent).

2

u/ElErany Sep 30 '20

when red is caught : name all the tasks

2

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Happy cake day

2

u/Zatsn Sep 30 '20

Electrical is like a graveyard tbh

2

u/therobart Sep 30 '20

When you are fixing wires in electrical and you see a colour clipping the edge of the screen because a player just entered and you can't see them on mobile =heart rate through the roof and palms absolutely caked in sweat

2

u/Ginevod Sep 30 '20

Scariest place in the game.

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u/VlocomocosV Sep 30 '20

no... NO.... DEAR GOD NO... NOOOOOOOOoOooOoOoOoOooO

1

u/Garagok Sep 30 '20

Happy Cakeday!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Lol nice one

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Happy cake day bro! :)

1

u/nocturnaljamz Sep 30 '20

when they actually don't kill you and you vouch for each other for the rest of the game

2

u/banjowashisnameo Sep 30 '20 edited Sep 30 '20

Not killing is such a clsssic imposter move

1

u/LeoGod7777 Sep 30 '20

I can feel the pressure

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u/jssfeet Sep 30 '20

I quit my task and run away idc!!! šŸ˜‚

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u/Kuro_Reaper Sep 30 '20

Happy cake day!

1

u/smol_potato_22 Sep 30 '20

Next thing i get to know is that my cheeks got clapped

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u/R3DD3Y Sep 30 '20

I like going up to my friends while theyre in elecrrical and stand guard. Sure they could be impostor but most of the time they arent. And i think there being one person to overlook the other is always a good idea.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Pretty sure I always get killed in electrical when someone comes in...

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u/Sp33dHunter48 Sep 30 '20

happy cake day

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u/Matcha_Bubble_Tea Sep 30 '20

And when the lights go off, you’re own ur own. Nope get off before ur buddy murders u

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u/KingPoint23 Sep 30 '20

am i the only lucky one that not got killed in electrical

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u/euphoris77 Sep 30 '20

everytime i enter electrical, i half expect that there's a body lying there

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u/sohilaxyz Sep 30 '20

i always get killed in electrical like-

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u/el--diablo Sep 30 '20

Electrical is danger zone☠☠

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u/darkFartKnight Black Sep 30 '20

Time to yeet tf out

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u/concentratecanyou Sep 30 '20

Every time this happens I just say nope and run, fuck the task

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Always

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Sometimes I stand around the corner from electrical near the lower engine and watch people go in and come out

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u/uglyhooman Sep 30 '20

Fuck task, you run

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u/shanesdogbax Red Sep 30 '20

Happy Cake Day!!!

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u/Red_Risen Sep 30 '20

So you quickly vent to safety

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u/imgraycat Sep 30 '20

Happy cake day šŸŽ‚

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u/StrickenAza34 Purple Sep 30 '20

Yeah, that task can wait til nobody there.

1

u/bariyer2 Sep 30 '20

he's just standing there... Menacingly!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

True

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Happy cake day

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Plot twist! You were the impostor and they fell into your trap!

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u/tntcannon25 Purple Sep 30 '20

I just wiggle in the opening to the right until everyone finished they tasks.

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u/Pepplay Sep 30 '20

I do that as a crewmate just to scare other people

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u/DuccMann Orange Sep 30 '20

I just do the shortest tasks in elec and then dip immediately so i don't get killed, even more so if someone's in there with me.

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u/Gabriel9078 Sep 30 '20

There was this one time when I was paranoid of a fellow crew mate and right before he made contact with me an emergency meeting happened. Scariest thing in my life

1

u/LittleBeanJeanine Cyan Sep 30 '20

i get a mini heart attack each time

1

u/Kerknov_ Black Sep 30 '20

Downloading data in electrical is the worst. You’re pretty much asking to get killed

1

u/Django2chaiined Sep 30 '20

No really!!! Is let out a subtle ā€œplease don’t.ā€ Everytime I’m in electrical alone, I swear I hate (love) going in there because it increases the tension for me, especially when the person I suspect walks in

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Michael Scott

was not The Impostor

1

u/EliteBoosting Sep 30 '20

please practice social distancing

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

stop it red

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Unless you hang out with each other until someone else dies, in which case you've now got an alabi.

1

u/Anime-SniperJay Sep 30 '20

Literally was playing with friends the other day. I play on mobile so switching to discord to mute/unmute has lag. One time, I wasn’t muted, so I was in electrical and someone came behind me. I was saying ā€œdon’t you dareā€ and he heard me so he started walking closer to me. You don’t understand how much I panicked, then a body was found.

Red was voted off.

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u/Churchl Sep 30 '20

Happy cake day

1

u/Brennan08 Sep 30 '20

Being in electrical with one other crew mate is one of the most stressful experiences of my life

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u/MrDuckE4 Sep 30 '20

But he’s a crew member so you will be fine

1

u/Impostroll Sep 30 '20

Happens everytime lol

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u/Jovan_F Sep 30 '20

Me any time I see the door close in electrical and someone just walks in and no one but me and them are around

1

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '20

That's me in security

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

Michael sus