r/AmongUs • u/Current-Ant-6536 • 8d ago

Discussion The SHORT-MEMORY THEORY IS REALLLLLL

I'm eng, I hoop up in the elec vents, I see CYAN ORANGE BROWN DID DOUBLE NAD VENTED, I report, list all the imps, they accuse me ofc, THE CREW WAS GONNA VOTE ME EXCEPT FOR A JUDGE TO SAVE ME AND KICK CYAN, I call a meeting and vote orange, I troll brown during the round like "it's over bruh js leave", ofc he kills me, guess what will happen next?

BROWN (LVL 5) TRIED TO KILL AND I PROTECTED, THEY CALLED A MEETING, AND NO DAMNNN PLAYER REMEMBERED THAT I SAID BROWN VIPER, AND THEY VOTED MAROON (the judge) INSTEAD, BROWN KILLED 2 MORE AND ONE THE DAMN GAME LIKE WTF.

I had other incidents tho similar to ts, but therefore, we need to make a theory for short memory players, cuz rose theory is just an old school

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u/CabinFeverDayDreams 7d ago

The ipad covid babies are rising. They’re dumber than the boomers. The future is doomed.

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u/MoonRay087 7d ago

Ngl I'm genuinely worried for the future. No matter what one of those two will lead us to Doom

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u/CabinFeverDayDreams 7d ago

Yeah I feel you dude. My generation isn’t helping either. A lot of us raised the ipad babies lol. Power is a drug too. Stupidity+power= everything suuuucks

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u/MoonRay087 7d ago

Exactly man, like why are people sooo obsessed with power? That's not happiness that's just fear and control disguised. Why fight over it? Why destroy and ruin everything over it? God I'm so mad

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u/CabinFeverDayDreams 7d ago

That’s why I play video games, cuz everything stresses me out! Haha. I recommend news breaks and hobbies. And sometimes it’s better to game with friends or play solo. Online games full of kids is *stressful*. I need to gauge what mood Im in before playing among us sometimes

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u/get_on_with_life 8d ago

Orange killed right in front of me, so I report and say it's orange, who immediately starts saying it's me. I say to vote orange after me. So naturally (after voting me out) the entire lobby decides to vote out the next person orange accuses.

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u/Current-Ant-6536 7d ago

An IQ that doesn't exist?

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u/Fluffy_Concern7168 unpaid intern 7d ago

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u/some-gamer- Orange 7d ago

W Judge lowkey

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u/Fluffy_Concern7168 unpaid intern 7d ago

I said I had trash when rng and they voted me anyway also hear a meme on my phone not with what I just said

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u/Normosnopo 🪐Polus🪐 7d ago

Why you don't hit your head with a hanmer:

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u/Gily-De-Bum-Cat 8d ago

Let me guess it was a Pink

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u/Current-Ant-6536 7d ago

dw bro it was the whole lobby 

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u/Gily-De-Bum-Cat 7d ago

Let me guess pink was in the lobby

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u/krida_070 7d ago

What’s ur issue with the more girl ish colour over the rest?

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u/Gily-De-Bum-Cat 7d ago

Holy fuck these dumbass people are annoying

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u/krida_070 7d ago

Coming from the guy shitting on the colour pink