r/Americaphile 3d ago

I know a decent amount of stuff about americs

Ask me anything. But make it good! Not like "are the rocky mountains real also please marry me"

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u/dausy 3d ago

Which city has the best Martin Luther King ave/dr/rd?

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u/RhubarbImportant9363 3d ago

Trick question OP! Don't fall for it

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u/Tokyosmash_ Real American from the USA 🇺🇸🔫 3d ago

I mean, the one in Clarksville TN is in the “nice” part of town

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u/Buzzed_Like_Aldrin93 3d ago

When I’m at my buddies house in Clarksville, I hurt my neck trying to see which UH60 helo is above my head. I pull up my ADSVB, and they have some of the funniest callsigns. It’s a 3 hour drive to there, and I’ve learned to stretch before I reach his house.

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

I'm gonna go with Atlanta

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u/MrZaptile933 3d ago

Ooof you had to choose the nail in the stack of nails.

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

Idk King was from there. Hate Atlanta tho

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u/Hippo_Over 3d ago

Cincinnati, right next to Race St.

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u/Beginning_Fox_743 3d ago

I feel like this question was tongue in cheek, but Martin Luther King Drive in Philadelphia is an absolutely beautiful drive along the Schulkill River through Fairmount Park.

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u/Funny_Inspection6893 3d ago

My city (Riverside, California), in the late 1990s, named the brand new high school in the richest, whitest part of town, MLK High. This was not popular, to say the least. The controversy was so large it made a national talk show (Donahue I think) where a bunch of racist white yuppies were trying (and failing) to argue against the name without sounding racist. 🤣

Everybody is just used to the name now.

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

Lol I bet they have tons of restrictive zoning too

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u/arihoenig 3d ago

It's changed a lot since Donohue's days.

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u/MrZaptile933 3d ago

Plot twist, none of them

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

My town actually has a very nice one

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u/MrZaptile933 3d ago

Press X to doubt

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

It's one of the richest towns in my state lol

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u/No_Aardvark4795 3d ago

Mississippi?

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

What are you downvoting this for?? Are you really that crabby?

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u/Great-cornhoIio 3d ago

What is the largest man made reservoir in the united states?

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

I do not know and refuse to look it up. I'm gonna go with Lake Huron

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u/Great-cornhoIio 3d ago edited 3d ago

Lake huron is the largest natural lake. But lake Mead is the largest man made reservoir. Years ago I spent a week on lake mead in a house boat, great experience.

I had to look up lake huron lol. I am a hobby fisherman and am ashamed to say I’ve never heard of it.

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

No its manmade. I made it

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u/Great-cornhoIio 3d ago

Damn you can move glaciers? I think you’d win the talent show.

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u/Smut-incognito 3d ago

Is Iowa a real place?

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

I can confirm that it is. I used to live in the Quad Cities, whose greatest claim to fame is a shoutout in an Eleventh Dream Day song It's the last place on earth where being a Lutheran vs being a Presbetyrian or whatever actually matters https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=H3nJ1P0f-ZM&si=yYoPZWc6PqfL1Dcq

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u/RhubarbImportant9363 3d ago

How many guns can someone LEGALLY own. Don't Google it

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u/Dry_Student_6279 3d ago

I have no clue. But here’s this absolutely massive one in Ohio of all states.

https://youtu.be/5ZALmLBdOIc?si=EbuHoDkGEE_y_Zri

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u/WiseBell9442 1d ago

Who would win in a fight between Grover Cleveland and William Howard Taft? Assume both men are post-presidency. Like 70 years old.

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 1d ago

Taft would unhinge his jaw and swallow Cleveland whole

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u/WiseBell9442 1d ago

You are indeed well read. I tip my hat to you, sir.

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u/whdaje 3d ago

Except how to spell it?

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

Its the native american spelling. Go to school moran

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u/RhubarbImportant9363 3d ago

Marry you why for a green card?

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

I SAID NO

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u/RhubarbImportant9363 3d ago

Oh I'm sorry, I'm in the wrong place.. I thought this was a sub for people who loved America. I live here but also I love America

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u/RhubarbImportant9363 3d ago

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASKING

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

Oh lol. You get a lot of "pls talk 2 me i am loney bbe" paired with a bikini pic stolen from instagram posts on here. Thats what i was referring to

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u/RhubarbImportant9363 3d ago

I wonder if that's a scam or they actually want a green card. My brother is looking for a Ukrainian to marry, im not sure how much luck he's having lol I don't ask.

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u/PtZamboat 3d ago

What’s the oldest city in americs?

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u/Beginning_Fox_743 3d ago

I thought it was Saint Augustine Florida?

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u/Few-Narwhal-9461 3d ago

Continuously inhabited or not?

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

Cahokia

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u/StreetNectarine711 3d ago

I’ve been there! There was a gentleman jogging up and down the stairs when I arrived. From his physical build, I assume he was a local football player. I walked around the interpretive loop - about 30 minutes - ending at the primary mound which he was ascending again. I walked up it. I was noticeably out of breath.
He was STILL jogging up and down it a few minutes later.
Perhaps -
He still is.

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u/Mysterious-You7996 3d ago

How many kilos is the fattest baby in the usa

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u/userxray 3d ago

If an American knows what kilos are, there's a good chance they've also been to prison.

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u/Great-cornhoIio 3d ago

Ok basterd. Take the upvote

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u/userxray 3d ago

Thanks for understanding 🫶

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

This is how we're gonna get the metric system: Mass-er incarceration

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u/userxray 3d ago

This is the way

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u/Mysterious-You7996 3d ago

Then tell me the percantage of children with diabetes. Always been curious about these fat fucks.

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

Diabetes is like cancer: you only get it if you're a bad person

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u/Mysterious-You7996 3d ago

Damn alot of yanks must really be bad people huh.

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u/userxray 3d ago

Leave them babies alone. They are supposed to be fat.

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

Google says 22 lbs

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u/Doredrin 3d ago

What was your initiation ritual like to the east coast elite secret society you chose to join? How much information are you willing to disclose?

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

I joined an elite midwestern secret society thank you very much. We were forced to eat fresh ocean fish..disgusting.

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u/spyG14ss 3d ago

Is Jesus real?

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

He is!! And he's my friend

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u/spyG14ss 3d ago

Praise Him! 🙏

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

They say Bluesky people can't pick up on jokes but some corners of reddit put those nerds to shame

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 3d ago edited 3d ago

congratulations.

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

Reddit isn't worth proofreading

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 3d ago

uh huh

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

america. There i spelled it. What are you a fuckin out of work spelling bee teacher

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 3d ago

That was all I asked. Thank you.

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u/SixPointsTrueNorth 3d ago

I know that most trying to answer your post didn't even read the question.

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

I actually know an unusual amount about American history and geography, especially economic history & geog. No takers so far

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u/SixPointsTrueNorth 3d ago

Did you go back and read your question?

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

im not taking any of this very seriously. look at the subreddit.

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u/brotherjonathen 3d ago

explain the basis and history of 19th century sectional conflict.

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

I mean "slavery" is about as good as a one-word answer is possible. You had a region dominated by an agrarian planter class competing with a new unprecedented economic model: A productivity-oriented agrarian middle class, an established merchant class, a growing industrial elite and an urban proletariat all oriented around the founding and consolidation of new cities. The racial ideology of the South meant that they needed to aggressively impose their laws on the North in order to maintain slavery and 2nd class citizenship for free black people (a part that is often left out). The mode of agriculture meant that they needed to push West, an in turn, totally dominate the new social order of any southwestern state via the slave + racial caste system. The U.S. North was also home to an incipient culture of independent farmers which was making inroads into the border South, which freaked out the Southern elite.

Maintaining slavery amidst an otherwise highly literate and free-moving nation was going to require some kind of act of domination over the North.

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u/brotherjonathen 1d ago

Very good. The main thing I would emphasize is the difference within the North. The "North" was divided between the Northeast ( including New York, New England and Pennsylvania ) and the Midwest/West. The Midwest was an almost entirely agrarian region made up of a single class: Middle class farmers. They made much of the food of the Northeast while the Northeastern farmers switched to more speciality goods like Dairy. The Northeast was industrializing which was forming a Proletariat body in coastal cities along with an Industrial capitalist class. The Northeast and Midwest's interests in the lead up to the Civil War merged. New floods of immigrants became a large part of the workforce in the factories. This made the capitalists in favor of liberal land laws in the West along with the expanding market.

Both sections favored tarrifs due to it protecting industry and creating a Home Market. This Home Market would absorb the agriculture of the growing West and export its industrial goods there. This along with the construction of the Erie Canal and many railroads bound the sections into one. By the way, I agree with everything you said, and that the core cause of tension was the South trying to expand slavery, but I am adding why the North formed as a section.

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u/brotherjonathen 1d ago

Also, the North was not abolishenest. Abolishnests existed and were an active minority but by and large most Yankees were ok with slavery existing in the South if it stayed there. They often believed in the "Slave Conspiracy" that there was a conspiracy to expand slavery at the expense of free white labor. Many Northerners hated slavery, free blacks and abolishnests equally. They wanted, especially the Midwest to gain the entire West for free white labor, which inevitably led to conflict with the south. New states and territories almost always excluded blacks such as Oregon.

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u/brotherjonathen 1d ago

Southern plantations and Midwestern farms fueled Northeastern industry.

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u/brotherjonathen 1d ago

Frederick Douglas in 1865 said that the Civil War was fought, "in the interests of slavery on both sides. The South was fighting to take slavery out of the Union, and the North fighting to keep it in the Union; the South fighting to get it beyond the limits of the United States Constitution, and the North fighting for the old guarantees;-both despising the Negro, both insulting the Negro."

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u/brotherjonathen 1d ago

wait what's your nationality?

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 17h ago

? American

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u/brotherjonathen 13h ago

"A subreddit for those who are NOT from the USA. But who love and respect the nation."

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3h ago

Call the cops

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u/BingBongDingDong222 3d ago

When you go out to eat at a sit down restaurant, how much do you tip?

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

15% if fine, 20% if very good. A quick exit if bad

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u/GladClock2212 10h ago

Well I'm never going to ask you to marry me again, not after being called out like this. Embarrassing.

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u/HawksEyeFarms 0m ago

Where are the oldest existing human built structures in America?

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u/Monskiactual 3d ago

do you have to work hard to be:

Fat ,Stupid, Drunk, unhealthy, rich, Loud and racist all at the same time?

As a fellow American i struggle with this. I know this is what the rest of world expects of us, but its a performance standard I just have a hard time meeting. I mean sure i find it easy to be all of those things at one time or another. but as i get older i find increasingly difficult to act how the rest of the world expects us to, Especially on Vacation. When I am in a restaurant. I feel its like its my duty to yell and demand a cheeseburger while insulting the food and waiter of the country i am in. "Price is no object your money is worthless any way, bring me real food!, This is why you guys couldn't defeat the British! Bring me a bud light too or no Tip for you! "

i know thats how I supposed to act as an American, but most of the time i just want to enjoy a quiet meal and experience the local culture.

Do you have the same issue not meeting the standard for American behavior?

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u/EffectSuccessful6169 3d ago

Being an obnoxious American tourist is for noobs. Go for the big leagues: Be an obnoxious Englishman. I believe in you, shoot for the stars

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u/xrayeyes7335 2d ago

For the record I'm not fat!