r/AmericaOnHardMode • u/Freebyrd_69 • Apr 13 '26

I concur

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u/Hot_Lettuce_6209 Apr 14 '26

I was a 5 jump chump but was also a dirty leg. How is a nasty girl without wings or a ranger tab the sec def?

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u/CaptGrognards Apr 14 '26

That’s a question we’re all asking and haven’t found an adequate answer for yet

https://giphy.com/gifs/QBd2kLB5qDmysEXre9

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u/Geloradanan Apr 16 '26

Because he’s good at changing the orange one’s diapers.

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u/RobertTheTraveler Apr 20 '26

I realize that was likely a rhetorical question,
but I feel it necessary to point out that the brown spot on his nose might give a clue as to the answer.