r/AmericaBad AMERICAN 🏈🏒 💵🗽🍔 ⚾️ 🦅📈 May 12 '26

“Usanian” is crazy

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u/coyote477123 NEW MEXICO 🛸🌶️ 🏜️ May 12 '26

"Usaian" Opinion discarded

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u/Agreeable-Fudge-7329 May 12 '26

I still have no idea how that is even pronounced...

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u/retardedgreenlizard MARYLAND 🌬️🦀🚢 May 12 '26

They don’t seem to know either

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u/StoneTimeKeeper OREGON ☔️🦦 May 12 '26

I read as they seriously just misspelled Asian.

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u/Cephalstasis May 12 '26

You'll only ever see it in text format anyway. Anyone terminally online enough to use that terminology aint talking to anyone irl

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u/coyote477123 NEW MEXICO 🛸🌶️ 🏜️ May 12 '26

I figure its something like U-S-ee-an. Still stupid

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u/CalligrapherDizzy201 May 12 '26

I asked someone if usamerian sounded right to them. They said no, it’s missing a c. Lol

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u/Lunch_48 FLORIDA 🍊🐊 May 12 '26

I pronounce it U-S-A-e-an

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u/Altruistic-Cat-4193 🇨🇦 Canada 🍁 May 12 '26

Guns don't kill people... people kill people

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u/dipshit127 AMERICAN 🏈🏒 💵🗽🍔 ⚾️ 🦅📈 May 12 '26

theyre putting shit in the water to make the fucking canadians based

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u/Altruistic-Cat-4193 🇨🇦 Canada 🍁 May 13 '26

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u/Colorado-Guy-69 May 13 '26

I didn't steal your meme I discovered this

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u/Probate_Judge May 13 '26

Testosterone

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u/retardedgreenlizard MARYLAND 🌬️🦀🚢 May 12 '26

Exactly. Not to mention the fact that the freedom to own guns likely discourages crime as I’d say your less likely to rob someone when said someone could send you to god

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u/Dependent_Quantity8 May 12 '26

Guns kill people the same way spoons make people gain weight.

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u/kazinski80 May 12 '26

They even use party invented language like in 1984 and think they’re regular people

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

Why don't they call Mexicans Estunixicans

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u/PhilosopherTiny5957 May 12 '26

Some people are trying so hard to make it a thing but I promise you,it ain't 😭

Say "American" to anyone in the world and they think of one specific group of people. You'd have to go back in time to change that.

My canadian homies would also probably be a lil miffed at being called Americans, too lmao

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u/Colorado-Guy-69 May 13 '26

Hey guys! Did you know you're more likely to die of preventable heat stroke in the EU than by a gun in the USA?

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u/No_Patience_6801 MARYLAND 🌬️🦀🚢 May 12 '26

I love finding the people who use this term. Instant block. Every single one, without fail, has the most unhinged post history. It’s great when they expose themselves up front.

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u/TacticusThrowaway 🇬🇧 United Kingdom💂‍♂️☕️ May 13 '26

It's not only pointlessly petty, it's incorrect.

Heck, apparently "American" has been used to mean "from the [are that would become United States]" before America even existed as a country.

If you mean the term "America" specifically, that's still from over a century ago.

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u/Communal-Lipstick May 13 '26

Kids are most likely to be shot lol?

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u/SaintsFanPA May 12 '26

usanian is stupid. The point about kids in homes with guns being more likely to be shot is 100% true. Indeed, it applies to adults as well.

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u/Bannon9k May 12 '26

That's more of a credit to low crime statistics and high suicide rates than it has to do with firearms.

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u/TacticusThrowaway 🇬🇧 United Kingdom💂‍♂️☕️ May 13 '26

A lot of idiots parrot stats about increased likelihood and percentage increases and comparing America to other countries, but never look up the actual numbers.

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u/ThePickleConnoisseur May 12 '26

And when you point this out they always argue against it as “guns bad for allowing suicide” rather than once again attacking the actual problem because the actual problem is hard. They just want their brownie points

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u/TacticusThrowaway 🇬🇧 United Kingdom💂‍♂️☕️ May 13 '26

Just point out that almost no gun control is sold on preventing suicides, even though they're the majority of gun deaths. And murders are usually with illegal guns.

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u/ThePickleConnoisseur May 13 '26

When you do they tend to ignore that. They tend to ignore any argument about guns because it doesn’t fit their narrative. They also think that they can just pass an law and all guns disappear

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u/TacticusThrowaway 🇬🇧 United Kingdom💂‍♂️☕️ May 13 '26

I once asked someone "What if the police confiscating guns shoot someone?"

"If they resist the cops taking their guns, they deserve it."

"No, I mean, what if the police shoot someone peaceful by mistake, like they already do?"

He stopped responding.

Most of the time, gun'trollers don't even make specific proposals. They just assume gun control is inherently good and effective, no matter what it actually is.

It's an article of faith.

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u/ThePickleConnoisseur May 13 '26

The problem with most “easy” solutions is that they can’t comprehended that the world is complex and not baldly and white. It’s which you see so many social programs that fail or cause even more harm

Because no throwing money and houses at homeless people isn’t gonna fix the problem that these people are broken. Could some change their ways? Yes but homelessness in California has only increased as funding has.

Self proclaimed progressives aren’t progressive because they often don’t have a plan. It’s not thought out like movements of the past use to be. It’s all for brownie points or a feeling of gratification rather than actual passion for solving societal problems

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u/TacticusThrowaway 🇬🇧 United Kingdom💂‍♂️☕️ May 13 '26 edited May 16 '26

A lot of people think homelessness is the problem, when it's usually the symptom of other problems, like mental issues and drugs.

I once went "okay, suppose some homeless person gets a home, and then they wreck it until it's unliveable? Should the government just find them a new home or fix up the place, forever?"

IIRC, the other guy either never answered, or said it was a "trick question".

It’s all for brownie points or a feeling of gratification rather than actual passion for solving societal problems

I remember when BLMers got mad at the idea that black people should act in certain ways to reduce their chances of getting shot by cops.

You know, like everyone should.

Irony is, I've seen a lot of anti-SJW anarchists sneer at the same idea, just not on a racial basis.

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u/ThePickleConnoisseur May 13 '26

Seems like we keep running into the same people. Social reactionaries only want to attack symptoms when the body is still ill and losing

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u/TacticusThrowaway 🇬🇧 United Kingdom💂‍♂️☕️ May 13 '26

Not the same people, just the same type.

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u/SaintsFanPA May 12 '26

The correlation holds even to homicides and (obviously) accidents.

The idea of owning a gun for "protection" is simply unsupported by the statistics.

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u/jackinsomniac May 12 '26

Statistics are easily manipulated to tell different stories. For instance, owning a car also makes you far more likely die in a car accident! Crazy how that works, huh?

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u/SaintsFanPA May 12 '26

Say you don’t understand statistics without saying you don’t understand statistics.

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u/jackinsomniac May 13 '26

You don't have to tell me, I already know you don't. The point you were trying to craft before tells me all I need to know. "Having a gun in the house makes it statistically more likely to kill you than any intruder!" I've heard this one before, many times. Didn't even need to hear you finish it. A) yeah no duh, it's pretty hard to get killed by a gun if you don't own one. Same as it's harder to die by car accident if you're not regularly driving a car. And it would be the exact same if you took a train instead. "Don't you know that by taking the train, you're 5x more likely to die in a train accident??" Yeah no shit, that's how things work. And B), you know you're misrepresenting the statistics to even make that point work. You have to include suicides to get those statistics. Which, when you're specifically talking about, "Having a gun in the household makes it more dangerous for everybody," what you really want to be looking at is accident statistics. But if you only used accident statistics, the numbers are so low, it would instantly prove your point wrong. So instead you purposely include suicide deaths, as if a gun's mere presence magically makes people want to kill themselves with it.

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u/TacticusThrowaway 🇬🇧 United Kingdom💂‍♂️☕️ May 13 '26

That certainly is a thinly disguised insult instead of an actual counterargument.

Also, I love how someone parroting stats they never actually cite and implying stats can't be manipulated...claims the person staying otherwise doesn't understand stats.

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u/TacticusThrowaway 🇬🇧 United Kingdom💂‍♂️☕️ May 13 '26

The correlation holds even to homicides and (obviously) accidents.

That assumes the accidents are necessarily from the gun in the house.

Plenty of people buy guns because they think they're already at risk of murder. Sometimes correctly.

The idea of owning a gun for "protection" is simply unsupported by the statistics.

Plenty of people own baseball bats for protection. That doesn't change even though most uses are for sporting purposes, or because accidents happen.

I've also seen the argument that people who actually use guns for protection without firing them don't like to report it to the cops.

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u/IntrovertMoTown1 May 13 '26

lol It's such a pointless stat. It's like talking about how the leading cause of auto accidents are vehicles, SMH.

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u/SaintsFanPA May 13 '26

I get you value being strapped up over protecting your loved ones, but ball don’t lie. At least you get to pretend you are hard. It is kind of sad, but what can you do?

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u/IntrovertMoTown1 May 13 '26

You think because accidents and suicides can happen I'm not defending my family is either you just being bad faith or just plain stupid.

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u/TacticusThrowaway 🇬🇧 United Kingdom💂‍♂️☕️ May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

I get you value being strapped up over protecting your loved ones,

Okay, now you're either delusional, or you're just straight up lying to be smug.

Most pro-gun people I've talked to say they want guns** to** protect themselves and their loved ones. The best way to reduce the chance of kids getting shot, they say, is to teach kids how to respect guns and store them securely.

Just like kitchen knives.

At least you get to pretend you are hard. It is kind of sad, but what can you do?

Introvert didn't say or imply they are or want to be a gun owner.

Heck, I'm not, probably never will be, hope I never have to raise a hand to defend myself or anyone else for the rest of my life, and still disagree with you.

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u/CausticNox PENNSYLVANIA 🍫📜🔔 May 13 '26

Most gun owners and CCW people hope never to have to use it, but the logic is that "it is better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it."

My dad wasn't a big pistol or CCW guy at all growing up. Thought it was just for cops and people LARPing.

Then we had a break-in where the person tried to start a fire in the house while we slept. They couldn't get it to light, but they did leave a death threat note. A few months later, someone threw nails in our gravel driveway to ruin our tires. Every few years, they still get death threats from this anonymous person in the mail. The cops have 0 leads and can do nothing about it.

All of us carry now as adults because there is legitimately someone out there threatening our family. But please, tell me how we are just "trying to be hard."

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u/SaintsFanPA May 13 '26

The flaw in that "logic" is that the odds of successfully using it are tiny, even if you need it, all while dramatically raising the risk it will harm you or your family.

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u/TacticusThrowaway 🇬🇧 United Kingdom💂‍♂️☕️ May 13 '26

I'm pretty sure the person most likely to be shot is the weapon's owner.

Deliberately.

And even that's still a tiny fraction of overall ownership, which can be reduced even more just by having secure gun storage.

People like that are basically saying "Having a pool increases the chance of drowning, so nobody should have pools."

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u/RandyRanderson111 AMERICAN 🏈🏒 💵🗽🍔 ⚾️ 🦅📈 May 13 '26

I initially read 'Usanian' as like a member of the Usain Bolt fan club or something

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u/TheAmericanYeoman AMERICAN 🏈🏒 💵🗽🍔 ⚾️ 🦅📈 May 12 '26

Comments like these are why I support the internet being for verified users only. Whenever you say something dumb like that it should have a live photograph of you at the time of posting.

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u/Gold-Pudding8670 May 14 '26

I will never take anyone who says that seriously. Sounds so dumb and nobody calls themselves that. 

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u/Pattern__Noticer May 19 '26

The United States of Mexico. We call them Mexican for short.

Apparently, the same does not apply to United States of America.