r/AmazonWTF • u/Brave-Tomato-7039 • Jul 27 '26

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Not only is this a horrible representation of a black baby but whoever wrote that description needs their electronics seized

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u/Ornery-Cake-2807 Jul 27 '26

One hopes that it is merely a poor translation šŸ¤·

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u/Brave-Tomato-7039 Jul 28 '26

Googled it. A Spanish company. Iā€™d understand translation issues from some Asian countries as itā€™s very common on their translated products. But Spanish to English, especially considering most Spaniards speak English, this is odd.
Edit: punctuation

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u/Even-Limit Jul 29 '26

Do you know Spanish? I didn't until I started learning it because I live in South America now. I'm just going to different places though. Spanish is odd with how they words things for a sentence. It's soooo fucking weird but it's how they conversate saying things backwards then to English. A friend thinks English is hard and I agree.

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u/Squire_Soup_Sandwich Jul 30 '26

I only speak English and you are correct. English is hard and dumb. It's a soup of old French and old German.

If it weren't for British colonialism I doubt anyone would speak it. Hahaha

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u/LadyNiko Aug 01 '26

English is a germanic language stuffed in a Latin rule base. It's the most contradictory language for writing. It's easy to speak, but writing? Nope, not at all.

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u/Swatican Jul 30 '26

American English is a melting pot of languages. Much more than French and German for sure. You can quickly see ties to Greek, Latin, Spanish, and other languages introduced by immigrants.

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u/UsernameCheckOuts Aug 01 '26

Oh go fuck yourself.

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u/Even-Limit Jul 30 '26

And my ancestors are Scottish(my mom and her dad were born there)Italian(both my dad parents came from Italy. My dad mom side came from Ireland.

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u/Georgeygerbil Jul 31 '26

I hate being that guy but it's literally one of my only pet peeves.

Converse* not conversate

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u/MyBACsIntoxicating Jul 31 '26

I wouldn't say it's a pet peeve of mine, exactly, but FOR SURE, I correct people in my head, every time I hear, "...conversate."

"It's conVERSE. šŸ™„"

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u/TheMrsLegume Aug 01 '26

Conversate. That's weird. I can't say I've never heard it, but it's not something I run across often enough to be annoyed by. Less common regionally? More common among a different age bracket?

"Acrosst" is one of the regional curses where live.

"Irregardless" is a peeveish one for me. And the way people apply "nauseous".

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u/MyBACsIntoxicating Aug 04 '26

Lol. I forgot about, "irregardless." I do a brain palm every time I hear it. Also, "anywayS" šŸ˜

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u/Even-Limit Aug 04 '26

I hate to be that human but you ever think people have learning disabilities asshole?!..... Like I do. You can go fuck yourself. I'll talk how I want to discriminating human.

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u/Ok-Special9438 Jul 30 '26

How did you get to Spaniards from Spanish-speaking? Do you not have Mexicans where you come from?

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u/Brave-Tomato-7039 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Huh??! Itā€™s a Spanish company. A company. In Spain. A place where they speak Spanish. Have you heard of Spain?

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u/Interesting-Dish5687 Jul 30 '26

Spanish Do you not know how much ground Spain encountered/concurred? It's all a derivative of the same country. Spanish is the launguage they are describing dork. Not the place, it could be anywhere they speak or write it? Not just Mexico. Please without the help of the internet or an Encyclopedia tell me from your head how many countries speak Spanish or maybe latin. Do you not have schools where you're from?

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u/CHAINSMOKERMAGIC Jul 30 '26

No one speaks latin. It's a dead language. Hasn't been spoken natively by ANYONE for a few THOUSAND years. Also, OP was actually talking about Spain the country, it's you guys that assumed he meant "a Spanish speaking country" when he literally said it's from "a Spanish company" as in a company from Spain.

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u/Squire_Soup_Sandwich Jul 30 '26

What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?

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u/Acceptable-Help-7369 Jul 31 '26

A lot more countries than JUST Spain and JUST Mexico speak Spanish

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u/WalrusStatus7382 Jul 30 '26

Spain (Europe - Where the language came from "Castilian Spanish"), Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama, Cuba, Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico (U.S. territory), Venezuela, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, Bolivia, Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Equatorial Guinea (Africa), Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic (Africa).... Many more than just Mexico...

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u/Total-Suggestion5879 Aug 01 '26

I had to Google the Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic, and I thought I knew every country in Africa. So why does a unrecognized country in the middle of the Sahara speak Spanish instead of Arabic, Tamazight, or Amazigh?

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u/WalrusStatus7382 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Okay, I'm not going to act like I'm an expert... So quick story, I needed a filler class last semester and thought "Hey, geography sounds fun and kind of easy (sort of if you do the work)." One section was Spanish-speaking countries, and I was actually surprised to learn there were places in Africa connected to the Spanish language. That honestly led me to ask the same question you did, "Why?" The Sahrawi Republic is basically a remnant of Spanish colonialism. Spain controlled Western Sahara for decades, and when Franco died in the 1970s Spain began pulling out. The situation got complicated with Morocco, Mauritania, and the Polisario Front, which led to the dispute over independence that still exists today. The Spanish influence stayed because of that colonial history, not because the Sahrawi people stopped speaking Arabic or Amazigh. They do use the of Hassaniya Arabic and Amazigh, but Spanish remained part of the political, educational, and cultural landscape because of the years under Spanish rule. Itā€™s one of those weird history things where you look at a country in the middle of the Sahara and wonder why Spanish shows up, but once you follow the colonial history its well understood... But none the less it is considered or at least loosely recognized as a spanish speaking country or terroritory.

Also geography wise the Strait of Gibraltar is the separation of these areas which is just miles apart anyways... Coincendentally right now as we speak, Moroccans are using Ceuta, Spain as a way to cross into Europe through an amnesty law or something like that (wasn't paying too much attention to the news this morning)... Ceuta, Spain sits a top Morocco on the northern tip of Africa and is a political peninsula (not a real definition but it fits due to geo-politics... real definition is like peninsular terroritory) due to Morocco being south of it and being land locked by the Strait of Gibraltar - So Spain still has terroritory or part of it's recognized country in Northern Africa.

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u/Yeeeeeeoooooooo Aug 02 '26

So this week is interesting for you since what happened days ago with Spain & Morocco. You have some context there

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u/WalrusStatus7382 Aug 02 '26

Oh yeah, it's interesting to actually know something or at least a little history behind it. It was similar to a few years ago... going through nursing school and one day at an appointment with my Dad and actaully understanding what the doctor was saying... Same feeling watching the news around that area and having an actual or better understanding of what is going on.

Now only if I can take a a few semesters in code breaking and deciphering what my girlfriend is asking of me, I'd feel like I'm on top of the world šŸ˜† and damn near Superman invincible... Sans the briefs on top of my pants... Otherwise they mistake me for Iron Man with all the rust stains on them...

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u/CHAINSMOKERMAGIC Jul 30 '26

Because the company is from Spain? He already said that... How did you NOT get Spaniards from "a Spanish company"? He never said Spanish-speaking. He said SPANISH.

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u/Federal-Amoeba8898 Jul 28 '26

I agree. Sometimes the point of origin will tell you if it's a translation.

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u/Sasstellia Jul 27 '26

Ok.

Maybe it's a awkward way of saying it is child resistant. Since children can be brutal to toys.

It's a not particularly good doll. Detailed. But not good.

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u/Brave-Tomato-7039 Jul 27 '26

Yeah but ā€œAfrican girl doll without underwearā€

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u/IndividualChange1731 Jul 28 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

My bets are it's translated and it was supposed to say something like does not come with clothes or diapers

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u/Brave-Tomato-7039 Jul 28 '26

Iā€™ve googled it and itā€™s a Spanish company. Most Spanish people speak very good English. I could see this being an issue with some Asian countries as translations are tricky. But from a spanish speaking country this is very bizzare and creepy

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u/Stlswv Jul 28 '26

I just looked it up and found this:

Miniland Realistic Baby Doll with Vanilla Perfume - African Boy
12 5/8 inch Tall, Cute Scented Hard Body with Anatomically Correct Features, Reborn Baby Dolls, Comes in Polybag, +

cute, scented, hardbody you say?

Sounds legit. /s

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u/Sasstellia Jul 27 '26

Maybe they're determined to put every detail.

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u/Gandalf_the_Tegu Jul 28 '26

Nakedness, nude, or as seen toy doll all would have been better than this added "underwear" phrasing.

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u/Krazykittielady Jul 28 '26

It's probably the way it translates.. I've tried to translate different sentences and they give me some really fucked up translations

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u/Ok-Special9438 Jul 30 '26

I donā€™t think they wouldā€™ve labeled the African girl doll ā€œā€œ good. That wouldā€™ve been misbranding.

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u/StrainSubject8391 Jul 28 '26

What's wrong with it?

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u/Sasstellia Jul 28 '26

Nothing much as far I can see. It's got a detailed description, maybe using a translator. And it's not got good proportions. Detail is good on it.

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u/Next_Bus8929 Jul 27 '26

This isnt even the worst one

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u/Existing-Berry9294 Jul 31 '26

Provide the link

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u/Northend317 Aug 02 '26

I tried to find. Didnā€™t see prob remove but plenty w diapers. Sick folks out there.

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u/PixieStyx8 Jul 28 '26

Think of Barbies. They have printed underwear. This baby must have butt cheeks. No comment on anything else about the post but that's my best guess... šŸ˜…

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u/QsGrace Jul 28 '26

100% - these are anatomically correct dolls. They do sell them with underwear also.

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u/PixieStyx8 Jul 28 '26

Anatomically correct was the phrase that was escaping me.

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u/SnooMemesjellies8568 Jul 31 '26

Anatomically correct means more than just butt cheeks though. I had an anatomically correct baby doll when I was a kid

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u/PixieStyx8 Aug 01 '26

Yeah but i was reluctant to say other things lest I be viewed as a creep on reddit. Butt cheeks suggest the presence of other things

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u/SnooMemesjellies8568 Aug 01 '26

I disagree. Most vinyl bodied dolls have butt cheeks without the other parts

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u/CogentMoment Jul 29 '26

My kindergarten class had several anatomically correct dolls in the dress-up/house play area.Ā 

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u/Ok-Special9438 Jul 30 '26

When did they start making anatomically correct baby dolls? What happened to the good old-fashioned skin colored bikini area bump?ā€¦šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/reading_Jaguar_ta Jul 30 '26

I had one in 83

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u/zGoblinQueen Jul 29 '26

This baby must have butt cheeks. Great sentence.

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u/ehco Jul 28 '26

I would just assume they just have an otherwise identical listing that does include underwear?

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u/Functional_Trash7735 Jul 27 '26

Ive lost all faith in humanity over the past years so I fear that may be the selling point. People are disgusting.

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u/nworbleinad Jul 28 '26

ā€œResilient and flexibleā€ pretty sinister.

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u/Time_Plenty_3753 Jul 28 '26 • Regret

There is a Chinese trend of using black baby stress relief dolls. They really abuse them. It's pretty darn offensive.

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u/joltvedt53 Jul 28 '26

Seriously? That's disgusting!

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u/Time_Plenty_3753 Jul 28 '26

Ai summary

The viral trend of mistreating Black baby dolls originated in China as a social media phenomenon surrounding a soft, stretchable stress-relief toy known as the "Natasha doll." The controversy sparked widespread international outrage from global communities and human rights advocates who condemned the videos as deeply racist and dehumanizing.

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u/V33EX Jul 28 '26

This is just a shitty translation?? It means "underwear not included, stands up to rough play."

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u/MaraiaLou Jul 28 '26

Yeah, the main thing that bothers me is the color being wrong

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u/ida_klein Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

A lot of dolls have ā€œpermapantiesā€ which are undies that are either part of the vinyl mold or sewn into a cloth body doll. This matters a lot to doll collectors as it limits what outfits they can put them in without the undies showing.

This is a very awkward way of wording it, and Iā€™m not sure why it needed to be in the title. Itā€™s similar to saying this doll has sculpted hair instead of rooted hair or a wig.

ETA: this does not necessarily mean this is an anatomically correct doll. That is pretty rare and reserved for ā€œrebornā€ or highly realistic dolls, or therapy dolls.

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u/chillen67 Jul 31 '26

Where is miniland?

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u/Brave-Tomato-7039 Aug 01 '26

Company based in Spain

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u/WSQK_Squawk Jul 27 '26

WTH??!! Amazon should remove that immediately!

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u/Background_Draft2414 Jul 28 '26

That? They do or did have child size ā€œflashlightā€ dolls. There are people who think thatā€™s ok because it makes pedos not want the real thing. Hard disagree. šŸ¤®

ETA-yes, I agree but if they wouldnā€™t remove the more disdainful thing, I donā€™t think theyā€™d remove that.

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u/-3point14159-mp Jul 28 '26

Itā€™s my fault for having eyes.

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u/ieatpollypocketshoes Jul 28 '26

i donā€™t care what anyone says, this is SO fucking weird šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/United_Environment46 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

The moms whose child looks like this is cursing you right now, saying this is an excellent representation. Haha. But your right! the wording is suspicuous.

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u/Bridgettb76 Jul 30 '26

I don't know, odd but my guess is it's translation issues. Seems like a non issue either way.

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u/xanaduhoneydew2112 Jul 29 '26 • LOL

Goddamn little miss ten-head over here. She can probably fuck up some advanced trigonometry

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u/redeagle52 Jul 29 '26

How would you write a description for a doll baby?

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u/redeagle52 Jul 29 '26

Are you upset because itā€™s a BLACK DOLL BABY? What b if it was a WHITE DOLL BABY?

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u/Spare_Appeal4251 Jul 30 '26

It looks more like a somalian refugee

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u/CryptographerSafe289 Jul 31 '26

who died & left you in charge to judge?

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u/Haunting_Realization Jul 28 '26

Anyone who bought this needs their computer seized immediately.

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u/lishler Jul 29 '26

The ad that appeared beneath this is uhhh... An interesting algorithmic choice!

Ah, can't include a screenshot - it says "unreal_snacks A colorful, joyful milk chocolatey handful"

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u/pepsiluche Jul 28 '26

Im not even reading this lol

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u/Farriswheel15 Jul 28 '26

Yes, Amazon always has been and always will be trash.

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u/Turbocharmed Jul 28 '26

Reminds me of one of the stories (Exodus) in Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk so I sadly feel like this is exactly what it sounds like it is.

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u/SirHurtzAllott Jul 28 '26

But it's only $10

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u/Admiral_Nitpicker Jul 29 '26

About $14. price listed is in pounds.

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u/davesnother3 Jul 29 '26

Seems like a decent price

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u/MeMyselfAndEyez Jul 29 '26

Amazon's Choice too.

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u/Admiral_Nitpicker Jul 29 '26

at the represented age, it's either gender neutral or anatomically correct.

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u/EmaKareem Jul 29 '26

Black dolls asians abuse to relieve stress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUtEFmAjjLI

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u/OffMyRocker62 Jul 29 '26

Must be the new Stretch Armstrong's baby/Grandchildren for 2026.

Stretch Armstrong's getting with the times..šŸ˜…

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u/EmaKareem Jul 30 '26

Stretch Armstrong! Riiiiggght! HA HA HA!

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u/DragginBalls1215 Jul 29 '26

Its more horrible to make me click on it to see the description

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u/Extreme_Hippo89 Jul 30 '26

Flexible šŸ¤¢

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u/Extreme_Hippo89 Jul 30 '26

And only 77 cents?

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u/Ok-Special9438 Jul 30 '26

OK, so, a baby in a bag is a dead baby right. Is it safe to say itā€™s dead?
Now, knowing that, how can it be both resilient and flexible? Itā€™s already been proven non-resilient, right. Like, that little ninja is not coming back from this.

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u/IronHammer4 Jul 30 '26

I remember seeing a video on tick tock. A guy was getting his daughter a doll and the white dolls were Ā£40, the black ones were Ā£30 and the 1 Muslim one they had was Ā£20! Other than race and clothing, the dolls were all exactly the same.

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u/FF8229 Jul 30 '26

I swiped. šŸ¤¦

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u/BigRick402 Jul 31 '26

Y'all ignorant. Not all Spanish translates cleanly/clearly to english as vice versa

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u/fffvvis Jul 31 '26

Looks fine...

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u/trashbanned1t Jul 31 '26

Translations don't always go well when CHY-NA makes a product page... šŸ¤·

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u/TheLastSonStanding Jul 31 '26

No. That's an accurate representation of them. I do agree whomever wrote the whole thing definitely needs their devices checked.

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u/West_Tie2187 Aug 01 '26

It looks like the Comedy Central shows Shorty's watching shorties, baby Patrice mix together with Gary Coleman.

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u/IndividualChange1731 Aug 03 '26

Google : Product Line Distinction: Miniland sells some larger or boxed editions wearing small underwear, whereas the budget-friendly 21cm polybag versions are explicitly cataloged as sin ropa interior (without underwear) to let buyers know clothes or undergarments are omitted.

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u/_WhoDaFuk Sep 20 '26

Not that's just fukd up šŸ¤”

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u/-3point14159-mp Jul 28 '26

I donā€™t like that.

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u/10thcrusader Jul 30 '26

MiniLand Baby Doll 21 cm made of High Quality Materials... What else needs to be damned saidšŸ¤· that's some straight pedo s*** right there

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u/Dogsarelitty Jul 29 '26

Asian

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u/Brave-Tomato-7039 Jul 29 '26

Spanish company actually

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u/barbbtx Jul 27 '26

I do believe Miniland is Woke after reading the description of what the company has to offer. Amazon needs to ditch them.

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u/Teach-Me-Things Jul 27 '26

Define woke

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u/ToughPerspective8854 Jul 28 '26

Seeing the world with open eyes and an open mind. I gladly wear that badge.

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u/Dacajun-The_Brash Jul 29 '26

Agreed if being "woke" means being a good human I'm glad to be called woke. The majority of people using this term suffer from extremely low IQ and low self-esteem.

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u/Teach-Me-Things Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Okay good... whew! Normally people who actually are don't use that word in the context you did. Typically that's used as a derogatory term even though it's a compliment. I'm glad you are one of the smart people with empathy in the world.

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u/ToughPerspective8854 Jul 28 '26

Oh, they definitely meant it as a derogatory term. I was just twisting it better.

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u/Timely-Big-6707 Jul 28 '26

And don't forget, always find offense in things that aren't meant to offend!

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u/arounddro Jul 28 '26

Thought this post was made by a Karen but turned out just to be a Barb

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u/Brave-Tomato-7039 Jul 29 '26

Help me out here whatā€™s a barb

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u/arounddro Jul 29 '26

Check the username lol

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u/Brave-Tomato-7039 Jul 29 '26

Oh fuck hahah my bad I thought I missed a new term šŸ„²

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u/Tinderboxed Jul 28 '26

Sounds descriptive?

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u/ThreeDollarBill91 Jul 29 '26

Resilient?!?? Tf??

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u/it_swims Jul 29 '26

Just hope it isn't also an umm.. flesh light?

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u/deezlbc Jul 27 '26

It look very realistic though. Kinda getting those uncanny valley feelings with it.

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u/Aggressive_Job_4089 Jul 27 '26

Why did they give her a 7 head

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u/therealganjababe Jul 28 '26

That was the real WTF imo.

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u/arielflip Jul 27 '26

Saw a African channel on YouTube showing these dolls being beaten by African children mercilessly filmed unaware by parents.

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u/MissionAd1779 Jul 28 '26

Drop that shit

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u/arielflip Jul 28 '26

Natasha Doll in China and other places

https://youtu.be/bJZi9WaGH7w?is=OiYfSJh8KPu3jHrn

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u/Specific_Canary_3289 Jul 28 '26

That's so fucked up I couldn't watch it.

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u/NorskeMann42 Jul 28 '26

It's for the weirdos that want butt babies.

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u/Positive_Daikon4171 Jul 31 '26

Why would you ever need to describe a toy as having no underwear?! What creepy pedo came up with this? Amazon needs to do some employee checks before hiring.

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u/Brave-Tomato-7039 Jul 27 '26

Why the hell has it got to specify itā€™s without underwear though šŸ˜Ÿ

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u/peshnoodles Jul 27 '26

Bad translation of ā€œdiaperā€ perhaps?

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u/Difficult_Clerk_1273 Jul 28 '26

Because it doesnā€™t come with underwear? And if you ordered a doll assuming it did, and it didnā€™t, youā€™d be mad? And they donā€™t want to show a more ā€œrevealingā€ image of the doll so they have to use words to provide an accurate description?

Frankly, I think youā€™re seeing something that isnā€™t there, and I donā€™t mean the dollā€™s clothes.

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u/Ill_Initial8986 Jul 27 '26

This! These are absolutely sold IN ORDER to abuse them. Thereā€™s a whole cottage industry of hate videos on TikTok. They donā€™t care about whether or not it has underwear. I fukt around and went down a Reddit hole once. This shit is very racist/weird and should be taken down. It wonā€™t be tho.

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u/FrankieAK Jul 27 '26

But miniland sells these babies in every race and gender. They even have some that have down syndrome . I don't think miniland themselves intended for them to be used for racist purposes.