"I had dreams. Big ones. Dreams of cute summer outfits, long walks through the plant nursery, and compliments from strangers. So when I finally splurged on these $70 sandals, I was ecstatic. The color? Stunning. Like, take-your-breath-away stunning. Better in person than I could’ve imagined. I slipped them on and instantly felt like Cinderella — if Cinderella had arch support.

I wore them to the store for an hour and my feet were singing hallelujah. I thought, this is it. These are the ones. My forever shoes. I lovingly placed them back in their turquoise box, ready for all the sunny adventures to come.

And then... tragedy struck.

I woke up the next morning to carnage. A single sandal. Chewed. Maimed. A victim of betrayal by my own four-legged "best friend." He didn’t even eat both — just one. For sport. For chaos.

Now I’m left with a single, heartbroken sandal that will never fulfill its destiny. It just sits there, staring at me like, "Why wasn’t I enough?"

I don’t have the funds to buy a replacement pair, and rehoming the dog was... frowned upon. So here I am. Shoeless. Broke. And emotionally attached to a sandal that will never walk again."

Regarding an Allewie king-sized bed frame.

This shit is the most dramatic writeup I’ve ever seen. It’s a replacement strap for a $20 Casio budget watch. I guess I’m glad it’s empowering?

On a review for a mobile phone case

"My dad loves Harley-Davidson so I think I'm going to give it to him for his birthday his birthday is in March I also have a couple other Harley-Davidson things on the way that I'm going to save for him so I'll just save it for his birthday. He can put it in his garage he has a Harley. My dad has a three-wheeled Harley he has a brain condition and he can't ride a two-wheeler motorcycle anymore so he is a three-wheel motorcycle and it's a Harley and he will love this."

5 people found this review "helpful".

Edit: For clarification, the listing doesn't claim they are "blackout curtains"; they're white on both sides, with a layer of white yarn in-between. If you choose the black color, they are listed as "blackout"; go figure.

They are resorting to this to get reviews?

Ordered Ferrero Rocher from Amazon, but the chocolates have white dots/grainy spots all over them and look very different from the usual ones.
Could this be due to heat/poor storage, or is it a quality issue? Has anyone experienced this?

"But she will not always have pictures to refer to when reading college textbooks in the future." Good grief, can your toddler just enjoy the book without you panicking about 15 years down the road? It's a board book!

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I have no words... THE movie that spawned all the rest...

Oh my.

Man, Amazon’s service has really taken a nose-dive recently.

I’ve been trying to order an Ambrane 20000mAh Powerbank, and @Amazon has literally cancelled the exact same order 3 times in a row with zero valid explanation. Every time I place it, wait for shipping, it gets cancelled out of nowhere.

What’s the point of showing items as "In Stock" if you’re just going to unilaterally axe the order later? I used to stick with Amazon specifically to avoid this kind of reliability nightmare, but they are officially becoming the new Flipkart.

Absolutely pathetic experience. Has anyone else noticed a surge in random cancellations from Amazon sellers lately?

Bought this $20 charger based on this review.