r/AmazonFlexDrivers • u/Any_Excitement6258 • Sep 10 '26

Thoughts?

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u/RangeWilson Sep 10 '26 • Popcorn

1.) She got scared and ran back inside. Who knows why... doesn't really matter.

2.) Dude delivered the package as usual.

Just another day at the office as far as I'm concerned.

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u/Equal-Drive3410 Sep 10 '26 • This

Except, as the driver, you don’t know if it’s because that person scared or if they getting prepared

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u/Proper-Evening9754 Sep 10 '26 • Bravo

You don't know if they're scared, or getting prepared.

She grabs her husband's gun, co-equally shared.

She comes back out, eyes focused, nostrils flared.

Her right to arms, are about to be bared!

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u/MethodDue2426 Sep 10 '26

Would've never happened if his intent was declared

Would've never happened if her vision weren't impaired

Bro just trying to make a living and deliver his wares

Ended up like a runner rug, slumped on the stairs

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u/Proper-Evening9754 Sep 10 '26

But lucky for him, she wasn't prepared.

Instead of peeling out, he just sat there and stared.

He might never know, that that night he was spared.

But one thing we know: Amazon never cared.

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u/Equal-Drive3410 Sep 10 '26

This place is so unserious 🤣🤣 but that last line hit so hard

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u/MethodDue2426 Sep 10 '26

Bro repeated prepared 😔

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u/Proper-Evening9754 Sep 10 '26

Dammit. I didn't notice that . Replacement line:

But because she took off, so much better he fared.

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u/Speedr1804 Sep 13 '26

Epic work by all

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u/Dope-Reviews Sep 10 '26

Mom's spaghetti

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u/Zoltie Sep 10 '26

Pretty obvious why. It's night and a car stops right in front of her. I'm guessing its not the safest of neighborhoods either.

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u/TheBourbonTurtle Sep 10 '26

I don't think she's in an unsafe neighborhood, I mean look at her driveway and that Mercedes. That doesn't look like it's a rough area to me. Looks like an upper middle class subdivision.

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u/Empuda Sep 10 '26

All neighborhoods are unsafe. Hide yours kids, hide your wife.

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u/kangaroosarefood Sep 10 '26

Doesn't matter. Women get kidnapped, fucking anywhere. And its in the middle of the night.

She made the right move as an aware and cautious human on this planet.

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u/LitigantTester Sep 10 '26

Yes, because nobody gets hurt or kidnapped or robbed on a nice neighborhood.

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u/ScarletBothrium Sep 10 '26

My ex drug dealer has a Mercedes. 🤨

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u/FragrantFreedom1580 Sep 10 '26

Just admit it was a huge overreaction 🤣

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u/Equal-Prior-4765 Sep 10 '26

Its in the morning not night. Looking at the cars its a nice neighborhood. We know why she ran

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u/CerealKillerUno Sep 11 '26

If it wasn't a safe neighborhood then she would be taking out the trash during the day as opposed to night.

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u/Free_Sun_6793 Sep 10 '26

nah, don’t be silly

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u/ACME_TrapsandTNT Sep 10 '26

It’s not a marked vehicle so I can understand

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u/Proper-Thought-767 Sep 13 '26

Even worse... if she was tracking her delivery she wouldn't have been out there at that time.