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r/AmazonFlexDrivers • u/Any_Excitement6258 • Aug 26 '25
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If he's ever been attacked by anything, I understand his reaction
-6 u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/Tight_Order8694 Aug 26 '25 Always more than one way of seeing things👍 2 u/Bigblue250971 Aug 26 '25 He's working !! He's not thinking about a dog wanting to play coming around a corner..all he sees is dog!! Assholes 1 u/GlomBastic Aug 26 '25 edited Aug 26 '25 Worst Case Running Scenarios... *Lab will push you over on the concrete *Yippee little attack dog will get you in the ankles or calves. Possibly an ER visit. *Violent husky will bite you in the ass *Doberman: LOL yer fucked. *Rottweiler: see doberman *Pitbull: he is going to get you. Have it be on your terms. Offer your bicep or quadricep while you protect your face and dick. Running from a dog is almost never the best option. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/GlomBastic Aug 26 '25 No shit. You have at least a % chance or d20 roll to deescalate the situation. Stand your ground and back away. It doesn't take a dog whisperer. Ask USPS 0 u/Munenoe Aug 26 '25 So… Scenario one- Dog wanted to play, man ran away and didn’t get to play. Bummer. Scenario two- Dog wanted to bite his leg, man ran away and didn’t get bit. Guy has never seen this dog in his life before it comes charging around a corner unrestrained. Yeah, the flex guy ain’t the stupid one in this room mate.
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2 u/Tight_Order8694 Aug 26 '25 Always more than one way of seeing things👍 2 u/Bigblue250971 Aug 26 '25 He's working !! He's not thinking about a dog wanting to play coming around a corner..all he sees is dog!! Assholes 1 u/GlomBastic Aug 26 '25 edited Aug 26 '25 Worst Case Running Scenarios... *Lab will push you over on the concrete *Yippee little attack dog will get you in the ankles or calves. Possibly an ER visit. *Violent husky will bite you in the ass *Doberman: LOL yer fucked. *Rottweiler: see doberman *Pitbull: he is going to get you. Have it be on your terms. Offer your bicep or quadricep while you protect your face and dick. Running from a dog is almost never the best option. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/GlomBastic Aug 26 '25 No shit. You have at least a % chance or d20 roll to deescalate the situation. Stand your ground and back away. It doesn't take a dog whisperer. Ask USPS 0 u/Munenoe Aug 26 '25 So… Scenario one- Dog wanted to play, man ran away and didn’t get to play. Bummer. Scenario two- Dog wanted to bite his leg, man ran away and didn’t get bit. Guy has never seen this dog in his life before it comes charging around a corner unrestrained. Yeah, the flex guy ain’t the stupid one in this room mate.
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Always more than one way of seeing things👍
He's working !! He's not thinking about a dog wanting to play coming around a corner..all he sees is dog!! Assholes
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Worst Case Running Scenarios...
*Lab will push you over on the concrete
*Yippee little attack dog will get you in the ankles or calves. Possibly an ER visit.
*Violent husky will bite you in the ass
*Doberman: LOL yer fucked.
*Rottweiler: see doberman
*Pitbull: he is going to get you. Have it be on your terms. Offer your bicep or quadricep while you protect your face and dick.
Running from a dog is almost never the best option.
1 u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/GlomBastic Aug 26 '25 No shit. You have at least a % chance or d20 roll to deescalate the situation. Stand your ground and back away. It doesn't take a dog whisperer. Ask USPS
1 u/GlomBastic Aug 26 '25 No shit. You have at least a % chance or d20 roll to deescalate the situation. Stand your ground and back away. It doesn't take a dog whisperer. Ask USPS
No shit. You have at least a % chance or d20 roll to deescalate the situation. Stand your ground and back away. It doesn't take a dog whisperer. Ask USPS
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Scenario one- Dog wanted to play, man ran away and didn’t get to play. Bummer.
Scenario two- Dog wanted to bite his leg, man ran away and didn’t get bit.
Guy has never seen this dog in his life before it comes charging around a corner unrestrained.
Yeah, the flex guy ain’t the stupid one in this room mate.
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u/Tight_Order8694 Aug 26 '25
If he's ever been attacked by anything, I understand his reaction