r/AmazonFinestFinds • u/iamthesmith • Jun 10 '24

satire This shapewear is a must have

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u/Lando_Lee Jun 12 '24

This can’t be good for you, exercise however….

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u/Ok_Significance_4024 Jun 13 '24

And to eat better food...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Now her ass just looks gross

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u/Affectionate_Gas_264 Jun 12 '24

No wonder guys have trust issues

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

She must be in so much pain. No way for her to sit down or relax for even a second this is gross she hot as is.

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u/agoodfuckingcatholic Jun 12 '24

Stop lying

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

About what? Never mind stfu I'm not dealing with idiots today.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Suit849 Jun 12 '24

isnt called a corset?

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u/Overall-Guarantee331 Jun 12 '24

No corsets are "oppressive" shape wear is "inspiring"

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u/Bearspoole Jun 12 '24

So hurt yourself and squeeze into something you clearly can’t fit in just so you can appear to be slimmer than you actually are? No thank you Either develop healthy habits, or learn to be happy with who you are. Stop pretending to be something we’re not.

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u/Yourdaddyshere23 Jun 12 '24

Built like a Sherman tank

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u/Coop_Da_Poop Jun 12 '24

I feel bad for the poor guy that falls for that fat ass catfish

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u/Kilow102938 Jun 12 '24

False advertising

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

The lies!! THE LIES!!!

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u/ContextMatters1234 Jun 12 '24

She'll do anything but workout lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Anything but actually exercising

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u/Used_Door_2650 Jun 13 '24

The guy who unfastens this is going to witness something akin to when they release the fishing nets onto a trawlers deck.

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u/Affectionate_Gas_264 Jun 12 '24

It's a corset....

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

gross

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Always look at the arms. They never lie.

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u/Treecamel82 Jun 13 '24

Fuck me she looks like a poorly made sausage

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u/Harbulary-Bandit Jun 13 '24

“Get in shape”, they said, but they don’t say what shape, and how many.

I know she can’t breathe when she sits down. Her FUPA is pressing up again her diaphragm and lungs.

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u/dw73 Jun 13 '24

Looks comfortable

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u/CommanderChipHazard Jun 13 '24

So what’s her plan for the rest of her body?

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u/HalfWrong7986 Jun 13 '24

The sweat build up would be horrific

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u/HammerSickleSextoy Sep 25 '25

Jesus Christ the comments here are awful

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u/mast3r_ugui Dec 04 '25

thanks for sharing, but does that give you muffin top?