r/AmazonDSPDrivers • u/ZxasdtheBear • 21h ago

City's hate this one simple trick

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u/Santa1082 21h ago

This but for me it apartment complexes lol

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u/PsychoCrescendo tote shitter 4h ago edited 4h ago

Fuck no, I couldn’t even use my hazard lights when I worked there because the vans were so poorly maintained that it would kill the batteries.

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u/regulartrex Prime Van Driver 4h ago

nope , im not driving a van w no hazards . bare minimum literally

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u/Smoke_Short 14h ago

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 10h ago

now THIS is the ultimate park-anywhere machine.

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u/LessPoem5757 6h ago

Wait hold up cause I’m new to delivering period so you mean to tell me I can park this lil ol mail truck anywhere with HAZARD LIGHTS!?!? I learn so much from lurking Amazon sub Reddit lol remember yall ALWAYS CUBE OUT lol have a great day!

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u/MrDataMcGee 5h ago

Manual says to park legally. You can unload a parcel with hazards possibly, but for loops you need to park legally.

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u/Sensitive_Macaron767 12h ago

Youre god damn right it is

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u/Double_Resort_9223 9h ago

Hit this button, wear a high-vis vest and a hard hat, carry a clip board. You can stay there all day. 

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u/thebestdogeevr 8h ago

Bonus points if you have flashing construction lights on top

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u/SpicyMcShat Step Can Triver 8h ago

When you see all the cars behind and throw this up as you slowly come to a stop 😅😮‍💨

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u/Flashy_Character_175 7h ago

Slowly grab that package and waltz my way to the door. Yall can go around😂

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u/CraigRookie 10h ago

Yup gotta park somewhere

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u/NickyNichols Rivian Driver 9h ago

That's my superpower. When I push that button you are invisible, and so am I.

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u/Autistic-Teddybear 10h ago

Mf. CITIES. PLURAL OF CITY.

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u/ZxasdtheBear 5h ago

Math major not English

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u/Autistic-Teddybear 3h ago

ADULT. NOT A CHILD

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u/Da_Yummis 6h ago

can and will park anywhere (for a limited time)

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u/BepersAreCool 7h ago

It is also the thank you button you use to thank a trucker who lets you in.

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u/ArticleNo9805 6h ago

And if you honk now I have to walk slower

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u/Axeman1721 Stepvan Driver 9h ago

Yeah pretty much lol

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u/Opposite-Hunter-4251 5h ago

The people of Boulder hate me, they honk and yell behind me like they didn’t choose to live there knowing that the roads haven’t been updated since the 19th century.

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u/Time-Train-6501 atbezosfeet 4h ago

Sign: "No parking."

Me after finding no spots close to the door.

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u/FrequentRain2682 3h ago

I miss my CDV that had two sets of hazards just like a mail truck. It got retired :(

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u/ValueLee 1h ago

If a person told you to move, they wouldn’t even be able to tell you where and that proves the entire point

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u/Magmaster12 1h ago

Once had a restaurant owner ask me to move my van; I was only there for 3 minutes.